Dan forced his eyes to open. "Chris?" "Elise?" He called. A muffled answer came from behind him. "Dan! Da-" it was cut off by a rustling sound. Loud. Very loud. "Dan~ My sweetheart~" a sweet and soft voice called. "You're so resistant,and clueless,but I love you no less~" This became some sort of song. "What a little cutie~ so short but perfect~" A differant voice that was. Sweet but it seemed to be a male. "I missed you~ But we shall be parted no more~" That was the female voice again. "Who are you! Let me go!" Dan yelled,squirming and wriggling in his ropes. "Sweetie,you're perfect. I wish I could be you~" Suddenly,Dan realized who the male was. It was the imposter,the telemarketer! "Imposter,you'll never be me! You stupid poser!" He tugged at the ropes. "Oh but soon~ You will be mine~" The female voice called. "And only,only mine." She broke out of song. She leaned over to Dan's face. Dan gazed at the refined face. "H-Honey!" It was none other than Honey O'Houlihan. The smirking beauty locked eyes with Dan. "Sweetie,don't forget about the bait~" The imposter called. "Oh no I won't~ Just let me have some fun with this man!" Honey called back. Dan frowned and creased his brow. "What the hell are you actually trying to do!?" Dan tensed. "Oh,calm down,sweetie~" she brushed a hand over his forehead. The hand felt cold and petite. She leaned closer to him,so close that now their skin were touching.
Dan tried to lean back,so he wouldn't have to touch her,but no use. Honey locked her lips with Dan,and Dan struggled. Of course,he would have been lying if he had said he didn't enjoy it. Honey pulled away. "You sit tight." she muttered into Dan's ear and stepped away. "You let me go right now,Honey! I wouldn't want to hurt you!" Dan rolled his eyes. "In fact,I take that back! I want to hurt you," he yelled. Honey didn't respond. Dan heard her whispering to *dan. She said "Take care of Chris and Elise,i've got Dan."
Dan tried to lean back,so he wouldn't have to touch her,but no use. Honey locked her lips with Dan,and Dan struggled. Of course,he would have been lying if he had said he didn't enjoy it. Honey pulled away. "You sit tight." she muttered into Dan's ear and stepped away. "You let me go right now,Honey! I wouldn't want to hurt you!" Dan rolled his eyes. "In fact,I take that back! I want to hurt you," he yelled. Honey didn't respond. Dan heard her whispering to *dan. She said "Take care of Chris and Elise,i've got Dan."
A couple of weeks ago, I saw Dave Foley performing live in the Rochester area with my family. We got a chance to talk to him after the show, and while in the process of signing my brother's copy of the Dan Vs DVD, he mentioned off-hand that they've stopped recording episodes. Surprised, I asked him if he meant just for now, or permanently. He re-affirmed that he meant yes, permanently.
Since new episodes are still being released, I'm afraid that this means that just as soon as they run out of the episodes they've already done, they'll either take the show off altogether, or just go to re-runs. Hopefully the latter, but even more preferably, I don't want them to cancel it!
I'm pretty sure I can take the word of a man who's on the show himself, though, so I fear that the show is over. I mean he even mentioned Paget moving on to another project. It doesn't look good.
Since new episodes are still being released, I'm afraid that this means that just as soon as they run out of the episodes they've already done, they'll either take the show off altogether, or just go to re-runs. Hopefully the latter, but even more preferably, I don't want them to cancel it!
I'm pretty sure I can take the word of a man who's on the show himself, though, so I fear that the show is over. I mean he even mentioned Paget moving on to another project. It doesn't look good.
