Darren DeLaney and the Demi-Titans Club
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My name is...
Well it used to be something else and now it's something different and my last name is a cover and write now I am being partially inhabited by my patroness so...
Let's just call me the Gypsy.

So anyway. I am a little off balance with two extra heads so I kicked my shoes off and ran towards my son. He was lying on his back with open eyes, breathing heavilly. An african-american kid was stood by him wearing a scowl.
A long, green claw protruded from the tip of his nose.
"He jumped", I gasped. Something in that boys clever mind had told him that if he ducked there would not be enough time and it would still hit his fore-head.
So he jumped and it hit his nose. I reached forward and yanked the claw out. It made a loud squelching noise but as I did it the two other heads merged back into mine. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhh", I screamed.
I took the ruby neclace from my pocket and placed it around his neck the other boy just staring.
Once around him his breathing eased and he began to emit a healthy glow.
Then I looked at his face.
His nose was black and oozing purple liquid.
I ran over to the Athanasia's missing limbs and picked up an arm returning to darren. I bit the white flesh and pulledd it open yanking out two viens and a peice of muscle tissue.
Hidden in a lock of my curly hair was a peice of clean, white bone sharpened to a thin, round point with a larger lump of bone on the other end like a handle. I stabbed two holes into the muscle and severed the veins twice each so both were about two feet long. I poked one end of each vein into the two holes and shoved the other ends up his nostrils.

The lump of meaty flesh started breathing.

You see unlike my sun I know all about the Mormos's back-up life source and when the claw poisoned the nose some of that power was in the poison. I watched as slowly the nose became whiter and more supple. I pulled out the veins quickly and the muscle stopped breathing. Fortunately he was wearing that neclace which enhanced magic and the muscle and veins were able to magically connect and tap into his heart for life-support and the nose-poison for power.
Thank the gods that I'm at camp.
Mum walked me back to the ricketty rainbow-painted caravan. She opened the door and muttered, "Brace yourself". She pushed open the door and I stepped into a huge white, clean hall. In the middle was a huge fountain with a woman with three heads stood on top of a fat body of a man. She held infront of her a torch that was really lit. Water gushed from the eyes and mouths and from the dead giants wounds. And from her arm hung a whole huge sheet of water. In the pool around herr stood several figures. Cal, Markus and Chenobly. My mother. And then there were five figures whose heads were covered...
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Well as I digested what my mother had just said she reached over and sharply prodded my ear-lobe and neck at the same time and I fell into a deep sleep.

TWO DAYS LATER

I woke up. As usual my mum had already got into an argument with management. She, some ginger boy and Chiron were having a blazing row. That is when I noticed that the ginger boys nose was a foot long.

The ginger kid yelled, "she shouldn't even be here other mortals aren't allowed. I tried to get my mum in".
She retaliated, "Hecate puts the dead souls of the sorcerers of greek into us so we can channel their power and do maggic....
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I sat in the back of the ferrari with clarrise while in the front Daniela sar shotgun dancing in her seat with headphones on, "Da. da-da. Nanannananana. DA DA DA DAAAAAAAA!", she muttered. Clarisee looked at me and mouthed ,"Why".
I shrugged. It had been long day and I had just wanted to get going.
A big truck bashed into the side of us and Danielas eyes snapped open.
"STOP", she ordered. The Ferrari stopped moving and she hopped out.
Rage in her eyes she stood still staring at the truck. ~Then she pulled out a bow and arrow and knocked 12 arrows staight at it. They curved and took out alll...
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I smiled at Chiron and walked out of the big house. I sighed.

“WOOHOO. OH BOY. YES. YES, YES, YES, YESSATY, YES, YES! I’M GOING ON A QUEST. WOOHOO. HAHAHA. YES, YES, YES!”

I made Evangelos into a gun and shot bronze bullets into the air. I laughed my head off and started break dancing spinning on my head and doing back-flips. I rushed through the strawberry fields doing cartwheels and leaping.

“I HAVE A QUEEEST. I HAVE A QUEEEST. I, HAVE A QUEST. ME SERIOUSLY I HAVE A QUEST. ME, ME CAN YOU BELIEVE IT”.

I finally got off of my quest high and stopped near the Hephaestus Cabin. I ran...
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“Um... Sorry I didn’t quite catch that”, I mumbled.

She lifted her head and in my head the voice laughed, “I was trying to be dramatic and now you’ve made me break character. Here I’ll write it down”. She pulled a piece of paper off the floor and a feather from her eye-socket. She pulled a glass cup from on top of some drawers and spat some green goop in it. She dipped the feather and began writing. She folded the paper up and pushed it across the table. I reached over and put it in my pocket. “Thanks”, I said and began walking away. “Oi cheeky. You can’t just get the...
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I ran up the stairs as fast as could and when Chiron stepped in my way I just pulled the shirt up over his eyes and jumped over him. I ran up the steps and ended up in a ricketty old room much like the outside of my mums caravan. A child-like voce laughed in my head ,"Hello. Don't get people like you in here often".
An anceint mummy in tie-dye clothes stood up and brushed some books and a tiny shrunked head off a small table pulled up a chair and sat down. "You can not tell anyone about this okay. Just say I was a bit weird and creepy". "sure you're the mummy".
"Cuppa", the mummy lifted a pink...
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My life is officially so messed up I am unable to sum it up. The meaning of the title is that my mum’s magic Caravan is supposedly made of Nutshells.

So anyway. I am tied up in a library with no doors next to an unconscious Charles Beckendorf. I spat the balled up sock out of my mouth and tried to stand. I did but immediately fell over. So I rolled. I rolled sideways to a wall and pressed myself against it and pushed myself up it until I was on my knees. I started swinging my head and watched as my pocket-watch/shield swung on its chain and flew into my mouth. I wriggled my tongue, found...
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I was scared to follow Clarisse and tell her she couldn't come with me on the quest but I felt like I had to.
So I didn't.
I feel alot of things and that does not justify being murdered by an angry mini- ares. I was looking for a quest partner. I had Clarrisse so I figured taking a second stranger might at least divert my fear to a second person so I didn't pee my pants every time she looked at me. Like they (And by they I mean the people I made up) say it is better to have two problems in different places than it is to have one your forced to stick with.

So I did what I always did when I am...
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"Really mum why", I asked again. "For funsies", she giggled, "You know I could have done it with out slapping him but he didn't know that". "But why", I aked. "Three reasons. A; He deserved it. B; It was funny. And C; he is ginger". "You're ginger", I implored.
Mum bent down and took the hairbrush and mirror from an aphrofite kids hand. "Excuse me", she said. "It's okay honey you're excused", Mum laughed and walked away.
Looking in the mirror she chuckled, "Darren, honey. I am a redhead. Boys are ginger gits, and Girls are hot redheads. Deal with it it's the way things are".
"Now", she said,...
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Okay so I punched her.

It wasn't my fault the girl was leaning over me, had red lips and black hair.
It turned out that;
1) Her name is Lou Ellen, Undetermined.
2) She was taking my tempareture.
3) She bleeds easily.
4) She swears alot.
5) I bleed easily.

So all in all after being punched in the face, getting a bloody nose, screaming a few curse words, yanking out a chunk of my hair, slapping me so hard I spat out blood, screaming and slamming the door so hard dust fell from the ceiling and giving my mum the evils she had an overall alright day.

My mum stuttered, "Um she was um, she... um......
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