These three girls are in a resturant, and they order one plate of fries.

David Spade grabs one fry
"Oh man, I love these french fries." -David Spade
Chris Farley grabs a fry,
"If you love 'em so much, why don't you marry them?" -Chris Farley
He grabbs more fries
"Can i have some?" -Chris Farley
Shoves more down his throat
"Sure, Cindy ..." -David Spade
"... Cindy, can you leave some for us?" -Adam Sandler
"Oh, sure!" -Chris Farley
He grabs more fries
" Cindy, I thought you were trying to lose weight." -David Spade
Chris Farley grabs his throat, and in a grusome, low, manly voice he says.
"LAY OFF ME, I'M STARVING!" -Chris Farley