Chron-o-John

1. The one with the really bad driving

2. The one with the time travelling toilets

3. The one where the salesman and the clown were having a party

4. The one with the vibrating Honeymoon Suite

5. The one with the really loud music

6. The one with the sleepwalking

7. The one with all the quarters

8. The one with the left-handed hammer

9. The one with Thomas Jefferson's log

10. The one where Hoagie messes up George Washington's bed

11. The one with the talking horse

12. The one where Nurse Edna falls down the stairs

13. The one where Dr. Fred gets arrested

14. The one with the Bernard-shaped hole

15. The one...

Polecat panic and radiated rodents

While in the Seventies display, Laverne displayed amazing good judgment in picking up the extension cord attached to the lamp for use with the Chron-o-John.™ She said she was feeling a little lost (so what else is new?) after the excitement of the contest, so she decided to visit (of all places) the human kennel. The guard seemed especially interested in taking her out to dinner, and since Laverne thought whatever tentacles might eat would be especially yuchhy (her term, not mine), she gave him the dinner certificate she had won. This left her alone in the...