Death the Kid

Kid:*walks down stairs while reading a book*
Patty:*jumps from behind stairs* Hi Kid!!!
Kid:*startiled and drops book* Hey patty. What are you doing behind the stairs?
Patty: waiting for you, silly *starts to walk away*
Kid: hey, Patty. Do you know that girl over there? *Points out window, to the tree*
(outside window) a girl is reading a book while hanging upside down off a branch of the tree
Patty: You mean that new student, yeah I know her, her name is Kitty Bones, she is a mister, and she loves reading.
Kid: Oh. *his thoughts* she is perfectly semmetrical in every way XD*
Patty: *looks at kids...