Note to all readers:...I was super bored when I wrote this. that and, I want you guys to know more about Markdark and Darklord. This is a set of interviews I made with the characters. Some are funny, some are stupid, and all the others are both!!
Also we'll soon be having interviews between Derek and Dylan titled : "Future dork kings of the world"
SO! with that said! HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
And, here to interview the characters for me! IS......DEXTER!...........(crickets chirp).......BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!(lol)
Dexter: HELLLLLLOOOOOOOOO PEOPLE!(crickets chirp).......I deeply hate you all......very deeply...... BUT ENOUGH ABOUT THAT! we have some interviewing to do! first up is!!!......MARKDARK!!!!!!!!!!(crickets chirp).......OH COME ON THAT WAS'NT EVEN ME!!!
Markdark: thats actually normal Dexter....just continue with the interview......
Dexter:O-O.....oh...ok then....well, this week we're talking about you and Darklords personality! so! first question! " how would you describe your personality"
Markdark: hmmmmmmmm........ well I guess you could say I'm a shy kid...My fathor nevor treated me right.....I'm pretty much Dylon but UN-popular to say the least..... I can do anything!BUT....nobody cares! and I HAVE STOOPID ACCENT!
Dexter:..O-o......ummmmm ok..(ISSUES!!!) second question! "Do you think your personality is part of the reason you have no friends?"
Markdark:.....ARE YOU SAYING I HAVE NO FREENDS!?
Dexter:.......yes actually.
Markdark:.......my therapist asked me that exact question...... :[
Dexter:......I am begining to worry I should'nt have took this job......O-O
Markdark: My therapist said that too!
Dexter: heres a good question......WHY DID I NEVER SEND DYLAN TO THERAPY!?!?
(dylan swings through the stage dressed as spiderman)
Dylan: BECAUSE YOUR A TERRIBLE FATHER!!!!!!(disappears behind the curtain again)
Dexter:OH SHUT UP SPIDEY!
Markdark:.... was'nt this supposed to be MY INTERVIEW!? not you yelling at your son who is dressed as-
Dexter: THATS IT! WE'RE TAKING THIS TO THE PEOPLES COURT!!!!
(entire stage changes, Markdark is in the crowd of one(a pet rock to be specific, Probably Dexter's lol!) There is a judges table, In which Dexi is sitting at)
Mandark:ALL RISE FOR THE HONORABLE- and very cute!- JUDGE DEXI!
Dexi: AWWWWW thank you mandark!....(whispers to douglas who is the other guard) GET HIM OUT OF HERE!
Douglas:(whispers back) I'M ON IT! ( runs and grabs Mandark and pulls him out of the courtroom)
Mandark: HEY! WHAT DO THINK YOU DO-OW!(get hit over the head with a frying pan,passes out and is dragged out of the courtroom again)
Dexter: your honor I would like to-
Dexi: ORDER IN THE COURT!
Dexter:O-O.....yes maam.....of course maam.
Dylan:(still dressed as spider man) umm, can we hurry this up i have a spiderman themed costume party to go to with Jeniveve...
Dexter: oh so your finally dating her!
Dylan: NO! WE ARE JUST GOING AS FRIENDS! YOU ALWAYS THINK ITS A STOOPID DATE!!!
Dexter: THATS BECAUSE AFTER EACH TIME YOU TWO GO TO A PARTY AS "JUST FRIENDS" YOU END UP MAKING OUT ON THE FRONT PORCH!
Dexi: ORDER IN THE COURT!
Dexter: NEVA!(runs out of the courtroom)
Dylan:(looks blankly, then just bursts out crying)WHY CAN'T HE JUST EVER LISTEN!?!?
Dexi:...something tells me you need therapy....STAGE CHANGE!
Markdark: HEY BUT ABOUT MY-!!(Stage changes into a talk show host setting again)
(clapping comes out of nowhere, and once again Mark is sitting next to the pet rock)
Markdark: OK!? WHY THE HECK IS THE A ROCK IN THE AUDIENCE!?!?
Dexter:I dunno!
Markdark:O-o did'nt you run off to whotheheckknows where?
Dexter:NEVA!!!!(runs away)
Markdark: ARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!
5 and half hours later...
Dexi: And that concludes this weeks episode of Dr.DEXI! HAVE A GREAT DAY EVERYBODY!!!!!!!
Markdark: HEY! BUT WHAT ABOUT MY INTER-
Darklord: YA! AND I NEVER GOT INTERVIEW-
End of interview one!
(and yes, they can ALLLLL end this stupid sometimes!But do remeber, ITS DEXTERS FAULT!!)
Also we'll soon be having interviews between Derek and Dylan titled : "Future dork kings of the world"
SO! with that said! HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
And, here to interview the characters for me! IS......DEXTER!...........(crickets chirp).......BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!(lol)
Dexter: HELLLLLLOOOOOOOOO PEOPLE!(crickets chirp).......I deeply hate you all......very deeply...... BUT ENOUGH ABOUT THAT! we have some interviewing to do! first up is!!!......MARKDARK!!!!!!!!!!(crickets chirp).......OH COME ON THAT WAS'NT EVEN ME!!!
Markdark: thats actually normal Dexter....just continue with the interview......
Dexter:O-O.....oh...ok then....well, this week we're talking about you and Darklords personality! so! first question! " how would you describe your personality"
Markdark: hmmmmmmmm........ well I guess you could say I'm a shy kid...My fathor nevor treated me right.....I'm pretty much Dylon but UN-popular to say the least..... I can do anything!BUT....nobody cares! and I HAVE STOOPID ACCENT!
Dexter:..O-o......ummmmm ok..(ISSUES!!!) second question! "Do you think your personality is part of the reason you have no friends?"
Markdark:.....ARE YOU SAYING I HAVE NO FREENDS!?
Dexter:.......yes actually.
Markdark:.......my therapist asked me that exact question...... :[
Dexter:......I am begining to worry I should'nt have took this job......O-O
Markdark: My therapist said that too!
Dexter: heres a good question......WHY DID I NEVER SEND DYLAN TO THERAPY!?!?
(dylan swings through the stage dressed as spiderman)
Dylan: BECAUSE YOUR A TERRIBLE FATHER!!!!!!(disappears behind the curtain again)
Dexter:OH SHUT UP SPIDEY!
Markdark:.... was'nt this supposed to be MY INTERVIEW!? not you yelling at your son who is dressed as-
Dexter: THATS IT! WE'RE TAKING THIS TO THE PEOPLES COURT!!!!
(entire stage changes, Markdark is in the crowd of one(a pet rock to be specific, Probably Dexter's lol!) There is a judges table, In which Dexi is sitting at)
Mandark:ALL RISE FOR THE HONORABLE- and very cute!- JUDGE DEXI!
Dexi: AWWWWW thank you mandark!....(whispers to douglas who is the other guard) GET HIM OUT OF HERE!
Douglas:(whispers back) I'M ON IT! ( runs and grabs Mandark and pulls him out of the courtroom)
Mandark: HEY! WHAT DO THINK YOU DO-OW!(get hit over the head with a frying pan,passes out and is dragged out of the courtroom again)
Dexter: your honor I would like to-
Dexi: ORDER IN THE COURT!
Dexter:O-O.....yes maam.....of course maam.
Dylan:(still dressed as spider man) umm, can we hurry this up i have a spiderman themed costume party to go to with Jeniveve...
Dexter: oh so your finally dating her!
Dylan: NO! WE ARE JUST GOING AS FRIENDS! YOU ALWAYS THINK ITS A STOOPID DATE!!!
Dexter: THATS BECAUSE AFTER EACH TIME YOU TWO GO TO A PARTY AS "JUST FRIENDS" YOU END UP MAKING OUT ON THE FRONT PORCH!
Dexi: ORDER IN THE COURT!
Dexter: NEVA!(runs out of the courtroom)
Dylan:(looks blankly, then just bursts out crying)WHY CAN'T HE JUST EVER LISTEN!?!?
Dexi:...something tells me you need therapy....STAGE CHANGE!
Markdark: HEY BUT ABOUT MY-!!(Stage changes into a talk show host setting again)
(clapping comes out of nowhere, and once again Mark is sitting next to the pet rock)
Markdark: OK!? WHY THE HECK IS THE A ROCK IN THE AUDIENCE!?!?
Dexter:I dunno!
Markdark:O-o did'nt you run off to whotheheckknows where?
Dexter:NEVA!!!!(runs away)
Markdark: ARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!
5 and half hours later...
Dexi: And that concludes this weeks episode of Dr.DEXI! HAVE A GREAT DAY EVERYBODY!!!!!!!
Markdark: HEY! BUT WHAT ABOUT MY INTER-
Darklord: YA! AND I NEVER GOT INTERVIEW-
End of interview one!
(and yes, they can ALLLLL end this stupid sometimes!But do remeber, ITS DEXTERS FAULT!!)
Mrs.Emily:Ok,class. We have a new student. Come in, Kania
Utinium!
(A small girl with red and pink hair with hair cones,pink and red
robes walks in and sits down(this is me btw!!))
Masondark:Awwwwwww....*She is so cute! I love her
already!!*Ohh.....
Melldark and the other boys:Oh Mason! You love Kania,dont you?
You already have a crush on Kania,dont you??
Mason:No i dont! Shut up guys!!
(During lunch,Mason wanted to come to me,so he did)
Mason:Hi Kania! Im Masondark,or just Mason! I love you!!
Kania:Oh hi Mason. I am free for a bf,so you can take me if you
want!!! So hey babe!!!
Mason:Yay! Thanks,babe!!!
Melldark and the other boys:We know youre up to something
Mason! We know you and Kania are bf and gf already,huh?!!
Kania and Masondark:SHUT UP GUYS!! WE'RE JUST BEST
FRIENDS!!!!
Utinium!
(A small girl with red and pink hair with hair cones,pink and red
robes walks in and sits down(this is me btw!!))
Masondark:Awwwwwww....*She is so cute! I love her
already!!*Ohh.....
Melldark and the other boys:Oh Mason! You love Kania,dont you?
You already have a crush on Kania,dont you??
Mason:No i dont! Shut up guys!!
(During lunch,Mason wanted to come to me,so he did)
Mason:Hi Kania! Im Masondark,or just Mason! I love you!!
Kania:Oh hi Mason. I am free for a bf,so you can take me if you
want!!! So hey babe!!!
Mason:Yay! Thanks,babe!!!
Melldark and the other boys:We know youre up to something
Mason! We know you and Kania are bf and gf already,huh?!!
Kania and Masondark:SHUT UP GUYS!! WE'RE JUST BEST
FRIENDS!!!!
Chester and Tia had a fight it was sad Chester actually said Tia would be better off dateing BRICK the guy that is a jerk and a bully to nerds!
suzy is mad because tia and dexter are makeing ufn of her saying she doesnt like mandark but in the future they are married. Chester and Tia made up.
No school for them either.
Tia: hey you shouldnt know this at all *blushes*
Narrator: oh yes i can
Tia: GRRR *uses a destruction ball on him*
Narratoe: AAAAHHH
Narrator 2: tia calm down
tia: HRAAAAH *picks up table and throws it at her*
Narrator 2 : AAAAH
suzy is mad because tia and dexter are makeing ufn of her saying she doesnt like mandark but in the future they are married. Chester and Tia made up.
No school for them either.
Tia: hey you shouldnt know this at all *blushes*
Narrator: oh yes i can
Tia: GRRR *uses a destruction ball on him*
Narratoe: AAAAHHH
Narrator 2: tia calm down
tia: HRAAAAH *picks up table and throws it at her*
Narrator 2 : AAAAH