A.N.:
Wewt...! A sonic story with SONIC in it... But he'll just end up killing himself... Oh I love you Sega! Anyhoooooo... ENJOY! K, first chapter rated PG-13 for foul language xD.
Scotia made her way through the many bodies at the rave, looking for a certain someone.
The DJ smiled at the angel and watched her make her way through the crowd. Her name was Bella Esther, but her DJ name is Bellz-E. She pulled the mic down from where it hung on a wire and snickered.
"Yo! K' y'all I got a special treat for you!" Scotia froze midstride and slowly turned her head to Bellz-E. "Mr. X the Nightmare King!" Scotia calmed and materialized again, but upon realizing what Bellz-E said, ducked into the crowd and tried not to be seen.
In a dark blue puff of smoke, the dark lord appeared. Oddly, he began to sing.
Ever since first man has walked this Earth I have been here
To whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear
I am the beast, the outcast angel fallen from on high
I go by many names but there is one you can't deny
Before anyone could run screaming, his voice changed drastically, making him sound gay {lol}
My name is Satan, hi everybody!
Ahh, let me tell you a little about myself
My friends all call me old scratch and I am a Capricorn
My turn ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn
I've got little devil horns, and a little Goatee,
Little devil eyes to help a little devil see
And little cloven hooves that make it kinda hard to ski
I'm Satan, Woo Hoo!
Mephistopheles for some. I don't know.
My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call me Beelz
I love to watch Fox news and then go club some baby seals
Then I'll take a bubble bath and drink a zinfandel
Try to wash off that baby seal smell
And then I'll make a toast to me
Hey, here's to my hell...
My name is Satan. Ah Hah!
To carry on my evil ways I went and had a son
And now he makes his living as a singing comedian
I'm in every Zeppelin album
I'm in all Rush Limbaugh's rants
I'm the reason that the Boston Red Sox even had a chance
X choked on that last word as his laugh cut it in half.
And if I want to eat your soul, I'll just throw it on a griddle.
I don't need to make a deal, I don't need to tell a riddle
And fuck Charlie Daniels I don't care if he can fiddle
I'm Satan.
The classic song "Devil Went Down to Georgia" begins to play.
The Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal
X rolled his eyes and continued in his gayest voice.
Thats fucking bullshit because I wouldn't be caught dead in ...GEORGIA!
Ok, it's like Oh my God!
Six, Six, Six!
X disappeared.
Scotia had dissolved into laughter in the crowd along with almost everyone else. Bellz-E smiled.
"Well that was hilarious, folks! Don't get better than a gay X!" she chuckled, revealing something that shouldn't be there~ Why would a rave DJ have fangs...? Well... They shouldn't have pink slitted eyes either...
Scotia got back on track, finding him was the objective...
She spotted him. The legendary Blue Blur. Sonic the Hedgehog.
She grabbed his spines and pulled him back.
"Bitch where's the money?!" she joked. The idiot hedgehog chuckled. "Got what I want?"
He winked and reached into his pants pocket. (I cannot have any naked guys in my stories... Or girls... Ick.) He pulled out a piece of paper. "The code's on here. Now you got what I want?"
Scotia rolled her eyes. "If you tell Aloishus that I'm cheating on him, you die." She planted a big one on his lips.
That kiss sent electric waves through him, causing him to get high, the real reason be wanted a kiss. Scotia shoved the hedgehog to the floor and shoved through the crowd again. Only this time, she felt people lift her off of the floor and forced her to crowd-surf.
"No! No, put me down!"
She felt a hand on her butt and blushed. "Hey!" she squealed. She received a fanged smile. He received a slap to the face.
MEANWHILE...
Sonic was a little bit too giddy. Literally bouncing off the walls. That kiss would only last a half-hour, but he didn't care. The girl said he'd regret it in the end, but of course he just said "you just don't want to kiss me," which was, of course, true.
ANYHOO. Sonic was seeing all sorts of colors. Colors that blended with other colors. People that turned colors. People who though colors were gay that turned pink. Hee hee.
Sonic enjoyed every last minute of his little episode, but it vanished like a snap. He was devastated and went to look for the girl who gave him the marvelous gift. Oh shit, he thought. She's gone.
On the way home...
It was nighttime. The moon shone down on two people.
Shane looked down at the princess he was the bodyguard to. Scotia fumbled with her glasses and the small piece of paper. Shane smiled.
"Can I help, Scottie?"he asked, using her nickname as if they were close friends (and the were). She shoved the paper into his hand.
"Yes, please."
Shane squinted his eyes and tried to read it. "Oh I get it. I'll tell you what is says when we get back home."
Home...
It had been 7 months since Shane appeared in Scotia's life. Troy, her mother's bodyguard, dragged in his son, who (despite the buzz-cut) looked just like Troy himself. Shane didn't want to bodyguard anybody... until Scotia appeared and smiled at him, with innocence glowing off of her like a lightbulb.
And innocence must be protected, he had said to his father, who just rolled his eyes.
Scotia shook her head, bringing her back to the present. What a peaceful night.
"Why hello, hello..." said a strange voice.
Scotia thought too soon.
Wewt...! A sonic story with SONIC in it... But he'll just end up killing himself... Oh I love you Sega! Anyhoooooo... ENJOY! K, first chapter rated PG-13 for foul language xD.
Scotia made her way through the many bodies at the rave, looking for a certain someone.
The DJ smiled at the angel and watched her make her way through the crowd. Her name was Bella Esther, but her DJ name is Bellz-E. She pulled the mic down from where it hung on a wire and snickered.
"Yo! K' y'all I got a special treat for you!" Scotia froze midstride and slowly turned her head to Bellz-E. "Mr. X the Nightmare King!" Scotia calmed and materialized again, but upon realizing what Bellz-E said, ducked into the crowd and tried not to be seen.
In a dark blue puff of smoke, the dark lord appeared. Oddly, he began to sing.
Ever since first man has walked this Earth I have been here
To whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear
I am the beast, the outcast angel fallen from on high
I go by many names but there is one you can't deny
Before anyone could run screaming, his voice changed drastically, making him sound gay {lol}
My name is Satan, hi everybody!
Ahh, let me tell you a little about myself
My friends all call me old scratch and I am a Capricorn
My turn ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn
I've got little devil horns, and a little Goatee,
Little devil eyes to help a little devil see
And little cloven hooves that make it kinda hard to ski
I'm Satan, Woo Hoo!
Mephistopheles for some. I don't know.
My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call me Beelz
I love to watch Fox news and then go club some baby seals
Then I'll take a bubble bath and drink a zinfandel
Try to wash off that baby seal smell
And then I'll make a toast to me
Hey, here's to my hell...
My name is Satan. Ah Hah!
To carry on my evil ways I went and had a son
And now he makes his living as a singing comedian
I'm in every Zeppelin album
I'm in all Rush Limbaugh's rants
I'm the reason that the Boston Red Sox even had a chance
X choked on that last word as his laugh cut it in half.
And if I want to eat your soul, I'll just throw it on a griddle.
I don't need to make a deal, I don't need to tell a riddle
And fuck Charlie Daniels I don't care if he can fiddle
I'm Satan.
The classic song "Devil Went Down to Georgia" begins to play.
The Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal
X rolled his eyes and continued in his gayest voice.
Thats fucking bullshit because I wouldn't be caught dead in ...GEORGIA!
Ok, it's like Oh my God!
Six, Six, Six!
X disappeared.
Scotia had dissolved into laughter in the crowd along with almost everyone else. Bellz-E smiled.
"Well that was hilarious, folks! Don't get better than a gay X!" she chuckled, revealing something that shouldn't be there~ Why would a rave DJ have fangs...? Well... They shouldn't have pink slitted eyes either...
Scotia got back on track, finding him was the objective...
She spotted him. The legendary Blue Blur. Sonic the Hedgehog.
She grabbed his spines and pulled him back.
"Bitch where's the money?!" she joked. The idiot hedgehog chuckled. "Got what I want?"
He winked and reached into his pants pocket. (I cannot have any naked guys in my stories... Or girls... Ick.) He pulled out a piece of paper. "The code's on here. Now you got what I want?"
Scotia rolled her eyes. "If you tell Aloishus that I'm cheating on him, you die." She planted a big one on his lips.
That kiss sent electric waves through him, causing him to get high, the real reason be wanted a kiss. Scotia shoved the hedgehog to the floor and shoved through the crowd again. Only this time, she felt people lift her off of the floor and forced her to crowd-surf.
"No! No, put me down!"
She felt a hand on her butt and blushed. "Hey!" she squealed. She received a fanged smile. He received a slap to the face.
MEANWHILE...
Sonic was a little bit too giddy. Literally bouncing off the walls. That kiss would only last a half-hour, but he didn't care. The girl said he'd regret it in the end, but of course he just said "you just don't want to kiss me," which was, of course, true.
ANYHOO. Sonic was seeing all sorts of colors. Colors that blended with other colors. People that turned colors. People who though colors were gay that turned pink. Hee hee.
Sonic enjoyed every last minute of his little episode, but it vanished like a snap. He was devastated and went to look for the girl who gave him the marvelous gift. Oh shit, he thought. She's gone.
On the way home...
It was nighttime. The moon shone down on two people.
Shane looked down at the princess he was the bodyguard to. Scotia fumbled with her glasses and the small piece of paper. Shane smiled.
"Can I help, Scottie?"he asked, using her nickname as if they were close friends (and the were). She shoved the paper into his hand.
"Yes, please."
Shane squinted his eyes and tried to read it. "Oh I get it. I'll tell you what is says when we get back home."
Home...
It had been 7 months since Shane appeared in Scotia's life. Troy, her mother's bodyguard, dragged in his son, who (despite the buzz-cut) looked just like Troy himself. Shane didn't want to bodyguard anybody... until Scotia appeared and smiled at him, with innocence glowing off of her like a lightbulb.
And innocence must be protected, he had said to his father, who just rolled his eyes.
Scotia shook her head, bringing her back to the present. What a peaceful night.
"Why hello, hello..." said a strange voice.
Scotia thought too soon.