My furher, who will be your next target? asked Jodl I plan to attend an E.T. convention, of which director Steven Spielberg will be at. When I get the chance to, I will throw my pencils of doom at him. said Hitler Steiner and the map, my furher? asked Jodl Steiner will drive to the nearest place in Berlin where Spielberg will be. said Hitler It's here a few miles from our bunker that he's said to be present. said Steiner Fine. We'll go there. said Hitler My furher, you shouldn't throw your pencils at Steven Spielberg. objected Jodl Damnit Jodl. Always with the objecting. I'm going to be throwing my pencils at him whether you have a say in it or not. Object again and I'll throw your objecting bald head at him instead. said Hitler
(An hour later)
Steven Spielberg:
Thank you. Thank you. You're a wonderful audience. I want to let everyone here know if you throw anything at me, you will be asked to leave.
Hitler:
Have some pencils thrown at you!
Steven Spielberg:
Sir, that is assault and I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
(Back at the bunker)
Gunsche:
How did it go?
Hitler:
My visit was an epic fail. I got escorted out by security the second I arrived.
(An hour later)
Steven Spielberg:
Thank you. Thank you. You're a wonderful audience. I want to let everyone here know if you throw anything at me, you will be asked to leave.
Hitler:
Have some pencils thrown at you!
Steven Spielberg:
Sir, that is assault and I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
(Back at the bunker)
Gunsche:
How did it go?
Hitler:
My visit was an epic fail. I got escorted out by security the second I arrived.