RICK GRIMES:
RICK: (first time seeing zombie) My god.. SHE'S SO DRUNK!
Rick: All I remember is that I was in a police uniform. You know what that means..?
Morgan: Your a cop?
Rick: Actually. I was gonna say, stripper. But sure, that two.
Rick: (nearly hit by a large wrench) Wow... That was fantastic aim!
Morgan: I don't feel comfortable about wearing a police uniform.. In fact... I'm giving this uniform to the first guy I see.
Rick: (takes it) Funny, that's exactly how I became a cop in the first place.
RICK: By Morgan, hope you never try to kill me in the future.
RICK: (to Merle while chaining him to pipe) I'm saving you. From yourself.. Look here Merle. When you been a "stripper" as long as I have you know when you met a bad egg.. And your a bad egg.
Merle: You can't leave like this man! (Rick starts walking off) DON'T FUCKIN WALK AWAY FROM ME!
Rick: (off view) It's too late Merle! I already walked away too much!
RICK: (sees the horse he was ridding get eaten and begins freaking out by acting like a gorilla).
RICK: The kid needs surgery on his leg.
RANDELL: But I'm fin-
RICK: (shoots Randell in the kneecap) See.. It's getting worse.
Rick eventually found his way inside a tank. And spent the full time cuddled into a ball sucking on this thumb, until Glenn radioed him, saying "Hey. You in the tank? Dumbass? Having fun in there?".
INSIDE RICK'S HEAD:
A man and Woman are seen laying in bed.
Man: Man. For a school teacher you make love good.
Woman: It's well Jeff. Its 'you make love well'.
Rick: (catch phrase) FOR GLOOORY!
Rick: (shoots Dave in the head, killing him) That'll teach yeah about messing with me!.. Now get your ass up, and APOLOGISE!
Rick: He looks so peaceful (looking at Dale's remains as his intestines and most of his brain were ripped out if his body, and flies we're covering him, all while his corpse still has the horrified expression on Dale's face).
Carl: DAD!?
Rick: Shhh... Shane's asleep.
Shane: (now a zombie) Oh great, now you woke him!
Carl: But Da-
Rick: Not now.. Shane is trying to hug me.
Zombie Shane grabbed at Rick but Carl shot it in the head, though Rick, at first, was mad at Carl for killing Shane, but Carl said that Shane was a zombie.
Rick: I- I don't understand what that means?
Carl: (groans) Of coarse you don't
(this scene will probably not be shown).
HERCHELL: Your gonna have to start giving people a chance.
RICK: (see's Lori's reflection).. Get out!.. Serious! Get out! I CAN'T HELP YOU! GET OUT! (pacing anxiously while shouting this).
GLENN: Wow. Easy man. your going craz-
RICK: (gone completly nuts) CRAZY!? We're you gonna say crazy!? (angrily begins throwing stuff) DO I LOOK LIKE A CRAZY PERSON!?
GLENN: Just calm dow-
RICK: OR ARE YOU THE CRAZY ONE!
GLENN: (nervously to Tyeese's group) H He's a little on edge
RICK: (angrily screams out the same gibberous used in THE CAMPAIGN, while pacing anxiously and waving his gun around).
TYEESE: Okay! We're going! WE'RE GOING!
RICK: (still screaming out angry gibberous while Tyeese's group frightenedly run out).
CARL: (shoots zombie despite Rick saying he didn't want to).
RICK: DAMN IT CARL!
CARL: You couldn't get it with the hatc-
RICK: (angrily) Would you SHUT UP! God your even more annoying then Andrew Lincoln!
RICK: (Sees Lou in bathroom) Hey ma- (sees fly land on his stomach) I GOT IT (unintentionally stabs Lou in the stomach, trying to kill the fly).. (the fly lands on the wall and Rick smashes Lou's face against the wall missing the fly, and Lou lands on the ground).. (the fly lands on Lou's face, and Rick swings his knife and everything goes black).
Rick: What the hell man?
Tomas: It was coming at m-
Rick: What are you tal- (suddenly Rick stabbed a red handled machete wait though Thomas's head graphically killing him) Got it!
Rick: (holding baby Carl) It's a beauitful baby girl.. But wait.. It has a penis (grabs knife preparing to cut the penis off) Better take care of that.
Lori: Stop! It's a boy!
Rick: Yes,and he'll grow to be very smart.. Would get it from me.
Rick: I think the alarm is sounded.
Glenn: (annoyed) You don't say.
Rick: I 'do' say.
Rick: I'll shut it off, but I'll finish this sentence uninturru-
Andrew: AHHH! (swings fire axe at him but he dodges).
Oscar: We did it! We killed them.
Rick: Yeah. And plus we stabbed them and made them stop breathing.
Oscar: (annoyed) Right.
Rick: Y'all gone and done made me all mad now Shane!
Governor: I need Michone.
Rick: What?
Governor: Hand her over and maybe will care a trouch.
Rick: What?
Governor: Your not even listoning are you?
Rick: ... What?
Governor: You're stupid! STOP BEING STUPID!
Joe: First were beat Daryl to death.. Then the girl... Then were shoot you and be square.
Rick: (singing in head) "And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon"
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BEST OF GOVERNOR:
(deleted scene)
When the car finally arrived out approached the Philip Blake, aka, the Governer, but he was dizzy and speaking drunk gibberious.
"Have you been drinking ser!?" Cried leader of the soldiers.
"Not since I got outta the car!" Governer cried drunkenly.
"But you just did get out of the car!" The Sgt cried.
"I'm sorry.. I just wanted to help Brain run for mayor.. I guess I forgot what really matters" Philip cried drunkily.
"Just get outta here!" the sgt cried angrily.
"Fine.. I I'll go, but then I'll come back and say why I'm here" Philip said.
aid before leaving.
LATER:
Philip returned to the check point "Alright I'm back and I'm much more sober" he said, in a more serious tone this time.
"I sincerely doubt that, but whatever, why are you?" the sgt demanded.
"We found your boy, LT Wilks" Philip cried.
The soldiers got super excited and Philip helped this by crying out "If you got some spirit, let me hear it!" and everyone cheered excitedly.
"Yeah, alright, yeah!" Philip cried happily as he cheered with them.
"NOW FUCKIN DIE!" Philip screamed in a sudden violent mood swing and shot the army Sgt dead.
Governor: "Alright. Lesson up... I have failed to keep you guys safe.. Hell, look at me now... But it wasn't my fault. We were attacked.. Attacked by people who our land!.. Who want to DESTORY us!... And I'm afraid. I'm not ashamed to admit that... But we must not lose hope... The terriests are tough.. But we gotta fight harder than them!... You know what's hard. Being stabbed in the eye with a piece of glass!... But still not as hard as seeing my daughter turn get stabbed by a sword!... Dosen't matter.. Let's just beat our enemy HARD!... Crashing the gates! Blowing shit up! HARD!... We gotta be triceps, biceps, arceps, hard!... Greek. Underground, gay porn hard!
Rick: What you want Governor?
Governor: (on the tank) Oh were just passing though, thought this would be good place to res- WHAT THE FUCK YOU!? WE WANT THE PRISON!
Rick: ... What?
Governor: Surrender it, NOW!
Rick: ... What?
Governor: Why the fuck are you in charge!?
Glenn: It- It was a late night vote.
Governor: You can't defeat Woodbury... Woodbury is the best.. I own Woodbury. In fact. FUCK WOODBURY!
Mitch: W- What did you do to Pete?
Governor: We had a bit of an disagreement... It seems he wanted himself to live. And I wanted him not too..
Governor: Destory the prison!... Paint the walls and BLOW IT THE FUCK UP!
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BEST OF MERLE DIXON:
T Dog: (Accidently drops the keys
Merle: MOTHER FUCKER! YOU DID THAT ON PORPOSE!
T Dog: I'm Sorry! (starts running off)
Merle: Get back here! I'm gonna kill you man!.. I'm not going to lie down for some frat boy bastard with his damn henley, smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded Simpson episodes every night! Yes, we all love Mr. Plow. Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE!
T Dog: (leaves, but locks the door to the roof)
Merle: (still talking) That is exactly the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bell at one in the morning... the guy who just whiffed his way down the bar-skank ladder. If he wants to throw hands, I'll throw hands! I tell you...
Rick: The governer wants Michonne. I see no other choice.
Merle: I respect your duty as a cop.. I use to be one myself... Well.. Sort of... But I had a gun.
Merle: (high on cocaine) I'm cool as cucumber T to the Dog.. I found some 'awesome' stuff in the trash!... You can pull out every single one of my teeth, I wouldn't even notice!
Merle: Besides, last time I checked. I wasn't taking orders from no nigger.
T dog: (punches him)
Merle: HAHA! High as kit! Can't feel nothing!
Daryl: (leaves the group to join his brother) Just promise to always be there for me.
Merle: Come on brother. Have I ever NOT been there for.
BEFORE THE OUTBREAK:
Daryl: (seen driving)
Merle: (in front passenger seat)
Theif: (appears out of nowhere, pointing gun at Daryl) HANDS UP FUCKER!.. Scream and your dead!
Merle: (to Daryl) Thanks for the drive stranger.. (cowardly gets out and runs for it).
Merle: (grabs huge wrench while torturing Glenn) Its not even the biggest TOOL in the room.. (violently swings it) Batter up! (it breaks one of Glenn's legs as Glenn screams in pain) Quite whining! Mama's not here! I'M your mama now!
Glenn: Dude! That's wrong in SO many levels!
Merle: I'll! Show you! My (punches Daryl) LOYALTY!.. Is too this town! (starts beating Daryl) FACEBUMB! (jumps up with a fist, and hits Daryl on the top of the head)
Merle: (after assulting T Dog) Yeah!.. LESSON UP CATS! I'm in charge now mother fuckers! Let's have some fun... Let's lesson to Metallica while doing sit ups!
Merle: (fires bullet that nearly hits Maggie) (off view) Did you see that shot! I took that shot! That shot was mine!
Merle: (realizes Governor cuts off his 'other' hand) You DIDN'T!
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BEST OF SHANE WALSH:
Citizen: Yo? what the fuck!?
Shene: OPEN FIRE!! (they all begin shooting)
Shane: By the way. If you die or fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife.
Shane: Enough is ENOUGH!.. Enough of this!.. Enough sitting around masterbating!
Daryl: Just that ONE time!
Shane: NOUGH! Risking our lives, over a little girl who's GONE! Enough! Living next to barn with things that want to kill us!.. I mean. It might just be the alcohol talking bu-
Daryl: This place has alcohol!?
Shane: ENOUTH! Interrupting me all the time!
Daryl: Whatever.
Shane: ow! If you wanna live!? You wanna SURVIVE!? You gotta FIGHT FOR IT! You gotta want it! Don't cha want it!? DON'T CHA WANT IT!.. I know I sure do! I want it real BAD!.. Because I'm high on pain killers and I'm opening those barn doors so we can finish this cornshit! Wait here! Wait now!
Shane: (punches Randell in the nose) Oh, was that your nose? Cause I'm pretty sure that was your nose?
Randell: Your crazy!
Shane: that's not crazy! (takes out his classic pistol and points it at Randell) THIS IS CRAZY!
Rick: Shane, what are yo-
Shane: (turns the gun sideways) I'll even turn sideways like a black man!
Rick: Have you lost your mind!?
Shane: YES! YES I HAVE!!
Rick: Calm dow-
Shane: (pacing anxiously) I"M YELLING AND PACING AGAIN!!
Shane: (throws wrench violently at Rick) AMERICA!!
Rick: (dodges it at the last second) Shit dude!... That was fantastic aim!
Shane: (literary after trying to kill him) Thanks.. Your such a good friend.
Meggie: (being extra nice to Shane)
Shane: (to Dale) You know Maggie has really flourished since Ottis was murdered.
Dale: What are you talking about. Ottis's death was an accident.
Shane: (grins evilly) witch is exactly what someone who pulled off the perfect murder, would want you to think.
Dale: What are y-. (getting nervous) Shane.. Did you.. Did you kill Ottis.
Shane: Of coarse not Dale. (his head slowly starts turning to his side as he talks) Remember what you said. I'm all talk. I couldn't possibly go through with it.
Dale: (shocked) My god. You did it! You ACTUALLY did it.
Shane: (his head is now turned past 90 degrees) My god, I really screwed myself up here. Hey, do mind going into the phone book and getting the number to that acupuncturist.
Dale: (angry) You son of a bitch! You killed Ottis!
Shane: (evilly) Good luck proving that Dale.. (more serious) but seriously, that number?
Shane: Well.. Sorry it had to come to this Ricky boy. 'tragic hunting accident!
Rick: Your crazy!
Shane: I'm crazy because I REFUSE TO DIE!? Is that crazy!? (jumping around hyperly) DO I LOOK LIKE A CRAZY PERSON!?
Shane: (Rick revealed he never cared for GodFather) Fuck you man! This is exactly why I want to kill you! Your just so stupid!.. Now raise your fuckin gun!
Rick: But it's not even load- ( accidentally shoots Shane in the stomach).
Rick: Shit!? Dose it hurt!>
Shane: OF COARSE IT FUCKIN HURTS!!
RICK: (first time seeing zombie) My god.. SHE'S SO DRUNK!
Rick: All I remember is that I was in a police uniform. You know what that means..?
Morgan: Your a cop?
Rick: Actually. I was gonna say, stripper. But sure, that two.
Rick: (nearly hit by a large wrench) Wow... That was fantastic aim!
Morgan: I don't feel comfortable about wearing a police uniform.. In fact... I'm giving this uniform to the first guy I see.
Rick: (takes it) Funny, that's exactly how I became a cop in the first place.
RICK: By Morgan, hope you never try to kill me in the future.
RICK: (to Merle while chaining him to pipe) I'm saving you. From yourself.. Look here Merle. When you been a "stripper" as long as I have you know when you met a bad egg.. And your a bad egg.
Merle: You can't leave like this man! (Rick starts walking off) DON'T FUCKIN WALK AWAY FROM ME!
Rick: (off view) It's too late Merle! I already walked away too much!
RICK: (sees the horse he was ridding get eaten and begins freaking out by acting like a gorilla).
RICK: The kid needs surgery on his leg.
RANDELL: But I'm fin-
RICK: (shoots Randell in the kneecap) See.. It's getting worse.
Rick eventually found his way inside a tank. And spent the full time cuddled into a ball sucking on this thumb, until Glenn radioed him, saying "Hey. You in the tank? Dumbass? Having fun in there?".
INSIDE RICK'S HEAD:
A man and Woman are seen laying in bed.
Man: Man. For a school teacher you make love good.
Woman: It's well Jeff. Its 'you make love well'.
Rick: (catch phrase) FOR GLOOORY!
Rick: (shoots Dave in the head, killing him) That'll teach yeah about messing with me!.. Now get your ass up, and APOLOGISE!
Rick: He looks so peaceful (looking at Dale's remains as his intestines and most of his brain were ripped out if his body, and flies we're covering him, all while his corpse still has the horrified expression on Dale's face).
Carl: DAD!?
Rick: Shhh... Shane's asleep.
Shane: (now a zombie) Oh great, now you woke him!
Carl: But Da-
Rick: Not now.. Shane is trying to hug me.
Zombie Shane grabbed at Rick but Carl shot it in the head, though Rick, at first, was mad at Carl for killing Shane, but Carl said that Shane was a zombie.
Rick: I- I don't understand what that means?
Carl: (groans) Of coarse you don't
(this scene will probably not be shown).
HERCHELL: Your gonna have to start giving people a chance.
RICK: (see's Lori's reflection).. Get out!.. Serious! Get out! I CAN'T HELP YOU! GET OUT! (pacing anxiously while shouting this).
GLENN: Wow. Easy man. your going craz-
RICK: (gone completly nuts) CRAZY!? We're you gonna say crazy!? (angrily begins throwing stuff) DO I LOOK LIKE A CRAZY PERSON!?
GLENN: Just calm dow-
RICK: OR ARE YOU THE CRAZY ONE!
GLENN: (nervously to Tyeese's group) H He's a little on edge
RICK: (angrily screams out the same gibberous used in THE CAMPAIGN, while pacing anxiously and waving his gun around).
TYEESE: Okay! We're going! WE'RE GOING!
RICK: (still screaming out angry gibberous while Tyeese's group frightenedly run out).
CARL: (shoots zombie despite Rick saying he didn't want to).
RICK: DAMN IT CARL!
CARL: You couldn't get it with the hatc-
RICK: (angrily) Would you SHUT UP! God your even more annoying then Andrew Lincoln!
RICK: (Sees Lou in bathroom) Hey ma- (sees fly land on his stomach) I GOT IT (unintentionally stabs Lou in the stomach, trying to kill the fly).. (the fly lands on the wall and Rick smashes Lou's face against the wall missing the fly, and Lou lands on the ground).. (the fly lands on Lou's face, and Rick swings his knife and everything goes black).
Rick: What the hell man?
Tomas: It was coming at m-
Rick: What are you tal- (suddenly Rick stabbed a red handled machete wait though Thomas's head graphically killing him) Got it!
Rick: (holding baby Carl) It's a beauitful baby girl.. But wait.. It has a penis (grabs knife preparing to cut the penis off) Better take care of that.
Lori: Stop! It's a boy!
Rick: Yes,and he'll grow to be very smart.. Would get it from me.
Rick: I think the alarm is sounded.
Glenn: (annoyed) You don't say.
Rick: I 'do' say.
Rick: I'll shut it off, but I'll finish this sentence uninturru-
Andrew: AHHH! (swings fire axe at him but he dodges).
Oscar: We did it! We killed them.
Rick: Yeah. And plus we stabbed them and made them stop breathing.
Oscar: (annoyed) Right.
Rick: Y'all gone and done made me all mad now Shane!
Governor: I need Michone.
Rick: What?
Governor: Hand her over and maybe will care a trouch.
Rick: What?
Governor: Your not even listoning are you?
Rick: ... What?
Governor: You're stupid! STOP BEING STUPID!
Joe: First were beat Daryl to death.. Then the girl... Then were shoot you and be square.
Rick: (singing in head) "And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon"
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BEST OF GOVERNOR:
(deleted scene)
When the car finally arrived out approached the Philip Blake, aka, the Governer, but he was dizzy and speaking drunk gibberious.
"Have you been drinking ser!?" Cried leader of the soldiers.
"Not since I got outta the car!" Governer cried drunkenly.
"But you just did get out of the car!" The Sgt cried.
"I'm sorry.. I just wanted to help Brain run for mayor.. I guess I forgot what really matters" Philip cried drunkily.
"Just get outta here!" the sgt cried angrily.
"Fine.. I I'll go, but then I'll come back and say why I'm here" Philip said.
aid before leaving.
LATER:
Philip returned to the check point "Alright I'm back and I'm much more sober" he said, in a more serious tone this time.
"I sincerely doubt that, but whatever, why are you?" the sgt demanded.
"We found your boy, LT Wilks" Philip cried.
The soldiers got super excited and Philip helped this by crying out "If you got some spirit, let me hear it!" and everyone cheered excitedly.
"Yeah, alright, yeah!" Philip cried happily as he cheered with them.
"NOW FUCKIN DIE!" Philip screamed in a sudden violent mood swing and shot the army Sgt dead.
Governor: "Alright. Lesson up... I have failed to keep you guys safe.. Hell, look at me now... But it wasn't my fault. We were attacked.. Attacked by people who our land!.. Who want to DESTORY us!... And I'm afraid. I'm not ashamed to admit that... But we must not lose hope... The terriests are tough.. But we gotta fight harder than them!... You know what's hard. Being stabbed in the eye with a piece of glass!... But still not as hard as seeing my daughter turn get stabbed by a sword!... Dosen't matter.. Let's just beat our enemy HARD!... Crashing the gates! Blowing shit up! HARD!... We gotta be triceps, biceps, arceps, hard!... Greek. Underground, gay porn hard!
Rick: What you want Governor?
Governor: (on the tank) Oh were just passing though, thought this would be good place to res- WHAT THE FUCK YOU!? WE WANT THE PRISON!
Rick: ... What?
Governor: Surrender it, NOW!
Rick: ... What?
Governor: Why the fuck are you in charge!?
Glenn: It- It was a late night vote.
Governor: You can't defeat Woodbury... Woodbury is the best.. I own Woodbury. In fact. FUCK WOODBURY!
Mitch: W- What did you do to Pete?
Governor: We had a bit of an disagreement... It seems he wanted himself to live. And I wanted him not too..
Governor: Destory the prison!... Paint the walls and BLOW IT THE FUCK UP!
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BEST OF MERLE DIXON:
T Dog: (Accidently drops the keys
Merle: MOTHER FUCKER! YOU DID THAT ON PORPOSE!
T Dog: I'm Sorry! (starts running off)
Merle: Get back here! I'm gonna kill you man!.. I'm not going to lie down for some frat boy bastard with his damn henley, smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded Simpson episodes every night! Yes, we all love Mr. Plow. Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE!
T Dog: (leaves, but locks the door to the roof)
Merle: (still talking) That is exactly the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bell at one in the morning... the guy who just whiffed his way down the bar-skank ladder. If he wants to throw hands, I'll throw hands! I tell you...
Rick: The governer wants Michonne. I see no other choice.
Merle: I respect your duty as a cop.. I use to be one myself... Well.. Sort of... But I had a gun.
Merle: (high on cocaine) I'm cool as cucumber T to the Dog.. I found some 'awesome' stuff in the trash!... You can pull out every single one of my teeth, I wouldn't even notice!
Merle: Besides, last time I checked. I wasn't taking orders from no nigger.
T dog: (punches him)
Merle: HAHA! High as kit! Can't feel nothing!
Daryl: (leaves the group to join his brother) Just promise to always be there for me.
Merle: Come on brother. Have I ever NOT been there for.
BEFORE THE OUTBREAK:
Daryl: (seen driving)
Merle: (in front passenger seat)
Theif: (appears out of nowhere, pointing gun at Daryl) HANDS UP FUCKER!.. Scream and your dead!
Merle: (to Daryl) Thanks for the drive stranger.. (cowardly gets out and runs for it).
Merle: (grabs huge wrench while torturing Glenn) Its not even the biggest TOOL in the room.. (violently swings it) Batter up! (it breaks one of Glenn's legs as Glenn screams in pain) Quite whining! Mama's not here! I'M your mama now!
Glenn: Dude! That's wrong in SO many levels!
Merle: I'll! Show you! My (punches Daryl) LOYALTY!.. Is too this town! (starts beating Daryl) FACEBUMB! (jumps up with a fist, and hits Daryl on the top of the head)
Merle: (after assulting T Dog) Yeah!.. LESSON UP CATS! I'm in charge now mother fuckers! Let's have some fun... Let's lesson to Metallica while doing sit ups!
Merle: (fires bullet that nearly hits Maggie) (off view) Did you see that shot! I took that shot! That shot was mine!
Merle: (realizes Governor cuts off his 'other' hand) You DIDN'T!
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BEST OF SHANE WALSH:
Citizen: Yo? what the fuck!?
Shene: OPEN FIRE!! (they all begin shooting)
Shane: By the way. If you die or fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife.
Shane: Enough is ENOUGH!.. Enough of this!.. Enough sitting around masterbating!
Daryl: Just that ONE time!
Shane: NOUGH! Risking our lives, over a little girl who's GONE! Enough! Living next to barn with things that want to kill us!.. I mean. It might just be the alcohol talking bu-
Daryl: This place has alcohol!?
Shane: ENOUTH! Interrupting me all the time!
Daryl: Whatever.
Shane: ow! If you wanna live!? You wanna SURVIVE!? You gotta FIGHT FOR IT! You gotta want it! Don't cha want it!? DON'T CHA WANT IT!.. I know I sure do! I want it real BAD!.. Because I'm high on pain killers and I'm opening those barn doors so we can finish this cornshit! Wait here! Wait now!
Shane: (punches Randell in the nose) Oh, was that your nose? Cause I'm pretty sure that was your nose?
Randell: Your crazy!
Shane: that's not crazy! (takes out his classic pistol and points it at Randell) THIS IS CRAZY!
Rick: Shane, what are yo-
Shane: (turns the gun sideways) I'll even turn sideways like a black man!
Rick: Have you lost your mind!?
Shane: YES! YES I HAVE!!
Rick: Calm dow-
Shane: (pacing anxiously) I"M YELLING AND PACING AGAIN!!
Shane: (throws wrench violently at Rick) AMERICA!!
Rick: (dodges it at the last second) Shit dude!... That was fantastic aim!
Shane: (literary after trying to kill him) Thanks.. Your such a good friend.
Meggie: (being extra nice to Shane)
Shane: (to Dale) You know Maggie has really flourished since Ottis was murdered.
Dale: What are you talking about. Ottis's death was an accident.
Shane: (grins evilly) witch is exactly what someone who pulled off the perfect murder, would want you to think.
Dale: What are y-. (getting nervous) Shane.. Did you.. Did you kill Ottis.
Shane: Of coarse not Dale. (his head slowly starts turning to his side as he talks) Remember what you said. I'm all talk. I couldn't possibly go through with it.
Dale: (shocked) My god. You did it! You ACTUALLY did it.
Shane: (his head is now turned past 90 degrees) My god, I really screwed myself up here. Hey, do mind going into the phone book and getting the number to that acupuncturist.
Dale: (angry) You son of a bitch! You killed Ottis!
Shane: (evilly) Good luck proving that Dale.. (more serious) but seriously, that number?
Shane: Well.. Sorry it had to come to this Ricky boy. 'tragic hunting accident!
Rick: Your crazy!
Shane: I'm crazy because I REFUSE TO DIE!? Is that crazy!? (jumping around hyperly) DO I LOOK LIKE A CRAZY PERSON!?
Shane: (Rick revealed he never cared for GodFather) Fuck you man! This is exactly why I want to kill you! Your just so stupid!.. Now raise your fuckin gun!
Rick: But it's not even load- ( accidentally shoots Shane in the stomach).
Rick: Shit!? Dose it hurt!>
Shane: OF COARSE IT FUCKIN HURTS!!
