10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that you and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her you are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that you and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her you are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
2.Beauty and the Beast
3.Love Happens
4.500 Days of Summer
5.The Notebook
6.When Harry Met Sally...
7.Say Anything
8.Gone With The Wind
9.While You Were Sleeping
10.Breakfast at Tiffany's
11.Ghost
12.Wuthering Heights
13.A Streetcar Named Desire
14.Moulin Rouge!
15.Shakespeare in Love
16.Romeo+Juliet
17.The Lake House
18.Revolutionary Road
19.P.S I Love You
20.Dear John
21.Juno
22.Sixteen Candles
23.Love and Other Drugs
24.The Time Travlers Wife
25.Letters to Juliet
26.Casablanca
27.The Reader
28.A Walk to Remember
29.Becoming Jane
30.Ever After
31.The Painted Veil