Song (Start at 0:04): link
Duck: Now this is my kind of song.
Henry: Duh, what's a song?
Duck: How many questions do you have to ask for crying out loud?!
Henry: What's a question?
Duck: For the second half of this show, it's My Little Pornstar, and Adventures of Thomas & Friends.
Henry: What's a friend?
Duck: I will scrap you, you stupid engine!
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin. Twilight was working with Applejack in Sweet Apple Acres.
Applejack: Thanks for helping me sugarcube.
Twilight: No problem man. I got nothing better to do with my boring life. Also, Spike kept telling me to go outside.
Spike: The only thing she was doing was watching television.
Twilight: Bullshit nigga! I read books, and smoked weed!
Applejack: You smoke weed?
Twilight: *Gets the voice of Dr. Dre* Smoke weed everyday :D
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* Hey Fluttershy, you smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, you are my best friends.
After the work was finished, Spike got a letter from Princess Celestia.
Spike: Hey Twilight, listen to this. Princess Celestia wants you to come back to Pontiac for a special dance called the Grand Clopping Gala.
Twilight: Fuck it man, I ain't going.
Spike: Are you still mad at Celestia for making you do that friendship assignment?
Twilight: Hell yeah. It was boring. To make matters worse, she sent me all of the way here, while she gets her ass attacked by Luna! I could have helped her!
Applejack: Well if you ain't going, may I have the tickets?
Twilight: Who are you gonna go with?
Applejack: Big Macintosh.
Twilight: Alright man, they're yours.
Rainbow Dash: *Arrives* Hey, what have you got there?
Twilight: Tickets, I'm giving them to Applejack.
Rainbow Dash: What are they for?
Twilight: Some shitfest called the grand clopping gala.
Then all of a sudden, more ponies arrived.
Ponies: Look, she has tickets for something that's all the way in Michigan!! Let's steal them!
Twilight: Oh hell no!! *Runs to her car, starts it, and drives away* You niggas ain't catchin' me!!
Spike: Twilight, what about me?!
Twilight: What about you?! Walk home!!!!
On the way back to her house, Twilight accidentally lost the tickets.
Applejack: *Walking to Sugarcube Corner* Well, so much for- *Sees the tickets* The Grand Clopping Gala!
Rarity: *Arrives* Hell no, those are my tickets!
Applejack: No they ain't. You're just gonna give them to some stallion so he can fuck you.
Derpy: *Arrives* May I have the tickets?
Applejack & Rarity: NO!!
Applejack, Rarity, and Derpy started to fight
Rarity: The tickets are mine!
Applejack: No, they're mine!
Rarity: Rainbow Swastika!
Applejack: Scary train with face!
Rarity: Fuk u!
Applejack: Die!!
Derpy: I just don't know what went wrong.
Song: link
They stop fighting for three seconds just to dance to a song, and have their face changed to the faces of the cantina band members.
Applejack, Rarity, and Derpy: *Turn the song off, and return to fighting*
Meanwhile at Twilight's house.
Twilight: SPIKE!! WHERE'S MY FUCKIN' DINNER?!!?
Spike: Coming Twilight.
Twilight: Yeah, it better be coming, or else you'll be eatin' it. *Hears someone knocking on door* Who the hell could that be? *Goes to the door, and opens it*
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag.
Twilight: Man, what do you want?
Pinkie Pie: To return something you accidentally dropped. *Gives Twilight the tickets for the Grand Clopping Gala*
The tickets were torn up, and ruined.
Twilight: *Takes the tickets* Thanks..... i guess. *Closes the door* SPIKE!!!!
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
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Duck: That song never gets old. Ending the S.S.S.S is Adventures of Thomas & Friends. It's not Christmas yet, but the episode here is a Christmas special.
Episode 6
Christmas Rescue
It was a snowy day on the Island Of Sodor. Thomas, and Percy were to collect two christmas trees. One for the sheds, and one for Knapford Station.
When they arrived at the forest, they collected their flatcars of trees, and started off. Thomas wanted to show Percy how fast he could go, but Percy wouldn't let him.
"We can't go too fast Thomas," warned Percy. "The trees might fall off, and that would never do."
"I'll keep that in mind." Said Thomas the tank engine, and continued to Knapford. On the way, they would pass the diesel works, but Arry, and Bert were blocking their paths.
"Let us pass." Said Thomas, "We've got trees to deliver."
"And we have steamies to scrap." Arry, and Bert said together. They coupled up to Thomas, and Percy, then pushed them to the diesel works.
Thomas tried to push the diesels, but his wheels were spinning. They went faster, and faster, and soon Thomas was pushing the diesels.
Percy just kept his brakes off, and did nothing. It was his only way to stop the diesels.
Things seemed to be going well, but D261 showed up in front of Thomas, and with his help, Arry, and Bert were taking them back to the diesel works.
"Percy, I have a plan." Whispered Thomas. He was whispering the plan, when Diesel crept up beside him, "Be quiet." He sniggered, "You, and your green caterpillar with red stripes are going nowhere."
Thomas soon uncoupled from Percy, and went backwards. D199, Splatter, and Dodge soon caught him, and Percy was still in trouble with the rest of the diesels.
"Help!" Percy cried, as he was being pushed towards a siding which had buffers, but they weren't safe. If Percy came off the rails, he would fall off a cliff, and would be doomed.
This almost happened, when the diesels pushing him got uncoupled, went backwards, and they got derailed.
"Sean!" Percy shouthed in excitement, he was the one that saved Percy. "Hurry, and save Thomas." Replied Sean. So Percy did, while Sean kept the other diesels busy.
Thomas was about to get picked up by a crane to be scrapped when Percy pulled him away. The two friends were escaping, and Sean got the rest of the diesels derailed.
"Oh, thank you Sean. I owe you one." Thomas said. "I think we're even." Replied Sean, "I'll go with you if you'd like." "Certainly." Said Thomas. He liked this diesel, and the three of them have become good friends.
Thomas, and Percy got the trees to the station, and shed on time, and Sean got the special diesel fuel from the diesels to the science research facility. Sir Tophamm Hat rewarded Sean for saving Percy, and Thomas, and for returning the fuel.
In the end, Sir Tophamm Hat's engines had a very merry Christmas.
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Henry: *Lands on top of Duck* Duh, I'm back.
Duck: Where did you go?!
Henry: I went to a restaurant to eat hamburgers.
Duck: How many did you eat?
Henry: *Goes cross eyed* 75?
Duck: Well, that's it for this week of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. He's got work next week, so instead of 8, next week's segment of S.S.S.S will start at noon. Stop by then to see what we got from Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Duck: Now this is my kind of song.
Henry: Duh, what's a song?
Duck: How many questions do you have to ask for crying out loud?!
Henry: What's a question?
Duck: For the second half of this show, it's My Little Pornstar, and Adventures of Thomas & Friends.
Henry: What's a friend?
Duck: I will scrap you, you stupid engine!
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin. Twilight was working with Applejack in Sweet Apple Acres.
Applejack: Thanks for helping me sugarcube.
Twilight: No problem man. I got nothing better to do with my boring life. Also, Spike kept telling me to go outside.
Spike: The only thing she was doing was watching television.
Twilight: Bullshit nigga! I read books, and smoked weed!
Applejack: You smoke weed?
Twilight: *Gets the voice of Dr. Dre* Smoke weed everyday :D
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* Hey Fluttershy, you smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, you are my best friends.
After the work was finished, Spike got a letter from Princess Celestia.
Spike: Hey Twilight, listen to this. Princess Celestia wants you to come back to Pontiac for a special dance called the Grand Clopping Gala.
Twilight: Fuck it man, I ain't going.
Spike: Are you still mad at Celestia for making you do that friendship assignment?
Twilight: Hell yeah. It was boring. To make matters worse, she sent me all of the way here, while she gets her ass attacked by Luna! I could have helped her!
Applejack: Well if you ain't going, may I have the tickets?
Twilight: Who are you gonna go with?
Applejack: Big Macintosh.
Twilight: Alright man, they're yours.
Rainbow Dash: *Arrives* Hey, what have you got there?
Twilight: Tickets, I'm giving them to Applejack.
Rainbow Dash: What are they for?
Twilight: Some shitfest called the grand clopping gala.
Then all of a sudden, more ponies arrived.
Ponies: Look, she has tickets for something that's all the way in Michigan!! Let's steal them!
Twilight: Oh hell no!! *Runs to her car, starts it, and drives away* You niggas ain't catchin' me!!
Spike: Twilight, what about me?!
Twilight: What about you?! Walk home!!!!
On the way back to her house, Twilight accidentally lost the tickets.
Applejack: *Walking to Sugarcube Corner* Well, so much for- *Sees the tickets* The Grand Clopping Gala!
Rarity: *Arrives* Hell no, those are my tickets!
Applejack: No they ain't. You're just gonna give them to some stallion so he can fuck you.
Derpy: *Arrives* May I have the tickets?
Applejack & Rarity: NO!!
Applejack, Rarity, and Derpy started to fight
Rarity: The tickets are mine!
Applejack: No, they're mine!
Rarity: Rainbow Swastika!
Applejack: Scary train with face!
Rarity: Fuk u!
Applejack: Die!!
Derpy: I just don't know what went wrong.
Song: link
They stop fighting for three seconds just to dance to a song, and have their face changed to the faces of the cantina band members.
Applejack, Rarity, and Derpy: *Turn the song off, and return to fighting*
Meanwhile at Twilight's house.
Twilight: SPIKE!! WHERE'S MY FUCKIN' DINNER?!!?
Spike: Coming Twilight.
Twilight: Yeah, it better be coming, or else you'll be eatin' it. *Hears someone knocking on door* Who the hell could that be? *Goes to the door, and opens it*
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag.
Twilight: Man, what do you want?
Pinkie Pie: To return something you accidentally dropped. *Gives Twilight the tickets for the Grand Clopping Gala*
The tickets were torn up, and ruined.
Twilight: *Takes the tickets* Thanks..... i guess. *Closes the door* SPIKE!!!!
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Song: link
Duck: That song never gets old. Ending the S.S.S.S is Adventures of Thomas & Friends. It's not Christmas yet, but the episode here is a Christmas special.
Episode 6
Christmas Rescue
It was a snowy day on the Island Of Sodor. Thomas, and Percy were to collect two christmas trees. One for the sheds, and one for Knapford Station.
When they arrived at the forest, they collected their flatcars of trees, and started off. Thomas wanted to show Percy how fast he could go, but Percy wouldn't let him.
"We can't go too fast Thomas," warned Percy. "The trees might fall off, and that would never do."
"I'll keep that in mind." Said Thomas the tank engine, and continued to Knapford. On the way, they would pass the diesel works, but Arry, and Bert were blocking their paths.
"Let us pass." Said Thomas, "We've got trees to deliver."
"And we have steamies to scrap." Arry, and Bert said together. They coupled up to Thomas, and Percy, then pushed them to the diesel works.
Thomas tried to push the diesels, but his wheels were spinning. They went faster, and faster, and soon Thomas was pushing the diesels.
Percy just kept his brakes off, and did nothing. It was his only way to stop the diesels.
Things seemed to be going well, but D261 showed up in front of Thomas, and with his help, Arry, and Bert were taking them back to the diesel works.
"Percy, I have a plan." Whispered Thomas. He was whispering the plan, when Diesel crept up beside him, "Be quiet." He sniggered, "You, and your green caterpillar with red stripes are going nowhere."
Thomas soon uncoupled from Percy, and went backwards. D199, Splatter, and Dodge soon caught him, and Percy was still in trouble with the rest of the diesels.
"Help!" Percy cried, as he was being pushed towards a siding which had buffers, but they weren't safe. If Percy came off the rails, he would fall off a cliff, and would be doomed.
This almost happened, when the diesels pushing him got uncoupled, went backwards, and they got derailed.
"Sean!" Percy shouthed in excitement, he was the one that saved Percy. "Hurry, and save Thomas." Replied Sean. So Percy did, while Sean kept the other diesels busy.
Thomas was about to get picked up by a crane to be scrapped when Percy pulled him away. The two friends were escaping, and Sean got the rest of the diesels derailed.
"Oh, thank you Sean. I owe you one." Thomas said. "I think we're even." Replied Sean, "I'll go with you if you'd like." "Certainly." Said Thomas. He liked this diesel, and the three of them have become good friends.
Thomas, and Percy got the trees to the station, and shed on time, and Sean got the special diesel fuel from the diesels to the science research facility. Sir Tophamm Hat rewarded Sean for saving Percy, and Thomas, and for returning the fuel.
In the end, Sir Tophamm Hat's engines had a very merry Christmas.
Song (Start at 0:30): link
Henry: *Lands on top of Duck* Duh, I'm back.
Duck: Where did you go?!
Henry: I went to a restaurant to eat hamburgers.
Duck: How many did you eat?
Henry: *Goes cross eyed* 75?
Duck: Well, that's it for this week of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. He's got work next week, so instead of 8, next week's segment of S.S.S.S will start at noon. Stop by then to see what we got from Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.