Fat Pat

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Duck: Black Sabbath ladies, and gentlemen.
Henry: What's Black Sabbath?
Duck: *Gives an annoyed look at Henry*
Gordon: I wish I was the Gordon hosting this show.
Duck: Didn't you already host with James? Besides, I don't you think you want to be this Gordon.
Gordon: *Using a magic shield to protect himself from more rocks* I'm safe. Now to continue hosting. Adventures of Thomas & Friends will be up next followed by Gran Turismo.

Episode 15

The Little Engine That Could

One day at the wharf, Mr. Percival recieved a letter from Sir Robert Norramby. He wanted an engine from the Narrow Gauge...

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Snow Wonder: *Hears the music* Oh, we're back to this song.
Annie: What's wrong with that? I like it.
Toad: We're making our first appearance with the other characters in this intro Mr. Oliver.
Oliver: I'm excited too Toad.
Toad: But I'm not excited. I'm nervous. *Begins to shake*
Oliver: You're shaking by yourself?!
Toad: I told you I'm nervous! *Falls apart*
Oliver: There's a first.
Hawkeye: I thought we agreed to get a new opening song.
Pete: It seems that someone changed it.
Gordon: That's right. It was me, Gordon Suite!
Everyone: Boo!!! *Throwing tomatoes at Gordon*
Thomas: I wish we had...

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James: *Singing along to the song* One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock, rock. Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock, rock. Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, rock. We're gonna rock around the clock tonight.
Duck, Oliver, & Henry: AH!!!!!
Tom: Make it stop!
Hawkeye: *Leaving with a freight train* It's a good thing I got in the cab of this freight train in time. Now I don't have to hear his terrible singing, unlike the others.
Master Sword: Hawkeye got lucky!! *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!
Gordon: James, stop singing!
James: When the clock strikes two, three and...

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Hawkeye: *Hears the song* Hm, a new song.
Captain Jefferson: Variety is good. That's why we have a new song. Get out there, and protect this town.
Tim: *Goes out with Julia, Toby, and Red*
Tom: Boo!!! *Throws a rock at Twilight*
Twilight: *Gets hit by the rock* Yo! What's with you man?!
Tom: *Laughing as he runs away*
James: *Stops, watching Tom run across his track* What's with him? *Clears his throat* Hello everyone, my name is James. Welcome to this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm your host, James the red, and splendid engine.
Gordon: *Stops next to him*...

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Tom, Master Sword, Saten Twist: *Standing on their back legs, doing hoof bumps in mid air*
Tom: Yeah!!! It's this song again!
Master Sword: If it was another song, I'd catch on fire, and rage.
Thomas: You see what I'm talking about you two? He always says he's gonna catch on fire, and rage.
Percy: That's why I hate ponies.
Sean: I don't really care. Let him rage.
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag, Ich bin Pinkie Pie. Our second half of zhe show is starting now since it is 8:30.

Episode 11

Similarity

Nikki has a 2-8-2 wheel arrangement. She pulls passenger trains, and if there are a...

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Duck: We reached ten episodes.
Thomas: It's time to party.
Hawkeye: *Sitting at a table with Jeff, Percy, Tom, Master Sword, Tim, and Captain Jefferson* To ten episodes.
Tim: Cheers.

Everyone at the table drank their beer, when Pinkie Pie hopped out of nowhere.

Pinkie Pie: Guten tag, ich bin Pinkie Pie. Velcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm pleased to announce zhat I vill be hosting. Zhis veek's lineup is down below.

Gran Turismo - Rated TVPG
On The Block - Rated TV14
Adventures of Thomas & Friends - Rated TVY7
Adventures of Thomas & Friends - Rated TVY7

Pinkie Pie:...

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Tom, Master Sword, Saten Twist: *Standing on their back legs, doing hoof bumps in mid air* Yeah!!!
Hawkeye: Where does this music come from?
Percy: Welcome back everyone. We got My Little Pornstar, and Adventures of Thomas & Friends coming your way. Seriously, we need to get rid of these ponies..

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack...

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Hawkeye: *Taps the back of Gordon's head*
Gordon: *Very angry* GET BACK HERE!!!!! *Runs after Hawkeye*
Master Sword: And I thought I had anger issues.
Tom: *Taps the back of Master Sword's head*
Master Sword: *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Captain Jefferson: We have too many criminals.
Percy: No, we have too many ponies. Percy The Green Engine here everyone, and this week, I'll be your host for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Our line up for this week is......

Ponies On The Rails - Rated TVMA
On The Block - Rated TV14
My...

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James: *Singing along to the song* One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock, rock. Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock, rock. Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, rock. We're gonna rock around the clock tonight.
Thomas & Percy: AH!!!!!
Hawkeye: His singing is terrible!
Applejack: Make it stop!
Master Sword: *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!
Saten Twist: I just got him to calm down too. Okay, we got Gran Turismo, and Adventures of Thomas & Friends coming up next.

What to expect in this episode.

Captain Jefferson: There are reports being made about a silver Honda drifting...

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Toby the tram engine: *Passes Tim, and Toby* Howdy Toby.
Tim: What, no howdy for me?
Toby: *Laughs*
Percy: *Flies over Percy the green engine*
Gordon: *Arguing with Gordon the express engine*
Sean: *Pulling a passenger train*
Sean The Hedgehog: *On one of Sean's passenger cars*
Master Sword: We have two Toby's, two Percy's, two Gordon's, and three Sean's!
Captain Jefferson: What about me? I'm a Sean too.
Master Sword: Make that four. I'd usually catch on fire, and rage about it, but not this time, for I'm hosting this week. My name is Master Sword. This week's schedule is down below.

Gran...

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Sean: We're back.
Sean The Hedgehog: And for once, we're using music from Mario Golf. Our last two shows for this week are My Little Pornstar, and Adventures of Thomas & Friends.
Sean: It's more ponies, and talking trains ladies, and gentlemen.

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash are best friends....

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Sean The Hedgehog: *Walking down a street*
Gordon: He's hosting!
Twilight: Man I wanna be the host!!!!!
Spike: Twilight, calm down!
Twilight: *Shoots Spike, and fires at Sean*
Sean The Hedgehog: *Runs as he dodges the bullets*
Gordon: He's getting away!!!
Sean The Hedgehog: So long ponies! *Stops running as he reaches a train track* And now we wait for the other Sean.
Sean: *Blows his horn twice as he arrives*
Sean The Hedgehog: Hi, I'm Sean.
Sean: And I'm Sean. We're hosting this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Sean The Hedgehog: But we're not the Sean's responsible...

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Tim: This is the next song I'm listening to on my patrol.
Toby: Not if I listen to it first.
Tim: Why you- *Fights with Toby, and makes a cloud of dust as they punch each other*
Toby The Tram Engine: I'll never understand those porcelain figures.
Hawkeye: That's because we're not made out of porcelain. We're not toilets. Pierce Hawkins here ladies, and gentlemen, and if you want spectacular stories, you've come to the right place. The 2nd half of our show is about to start with Gran Turismo. After that, it's Adventures of Thomas & Friends.

What to expect in this episode.

Twilight Sparkle:...