Bonjour! Voila! Ici est un petit singe qui s'appelle Maurice.
Oh! *Ahem*! I'm sorry. Maurice is a French monkey, so one of his many talents is being bilingual. What's that? Oh, Maurice has just informed me that he is European, and if you aren't at least trilingual in Europe then you might as well be American. He says he can speak English, French, Spanish, Italian, German, Dutch, Greek, Ancient Greek and Latin.
Maurice has a very full resume, but his favorite credit is modeling for famous artist Josh Agle, also known as link.
Doesn't he look so classy? But Maurice wants me to remind you kids out there that smoking causes cancer, and even if you see your favorite celebrities doing it, don't, because you will get cancer and you will DIE.
When he's not swinging in the trees or posing for fancy artists, Maurice likes to spend time with his girlfriend, Lindsey - oh, wait, I've just been informed that he has dumped Lindsey. This is his new girlfriend, Jill. What? Oh, I'm sorry. This is his mistress, Madelynn. Don't tell Jill!
Maurice would like to take this opportunity to remind the little ones out there that adultery is wrong, and even if you see your favorite celebrities doing it, don't, because you will get cancer and you will DIE.
Maurice has recently launched a new line of Monkey Fashion. He would like to point out that the primate in the photo below is not, in actual fact, Maurice, but rather a chimpanzee model he hired to best show off his new monkey line.
This particular outfit is entitled "I mock you with my monkey pants."
Last Halloween, he dressed up as a baby. Isn't that a great mask?
But Maurice wasn't always this successful. When he was born, he was just as surprised by the world as any newborn child. On top of that, he hadn't grown his fancy brown fur yet. He doesn't want me to show you this photo, because it embarrasses him, but I think it makes him a more well-rounded monkey. Look how scared he is of the camera! That soon changed! He told me he used to think that cameras stole your soul. Now, he's been photographed so much, I'll be surprised if he has any soul left!
Maurice has many, many talents. But in all honesty, I think he's already pretty conceited. If he wins the FGT mascot talent, I'm worried it'll go to his little monkey head. Don't tell him I said that, though!
Aw! You told him! Now we made him cry! He really is a softie, that little guy! Cheer up, Maurice, I didn't mean it. Vote for Maurice so we can see him smile again! Before he fires me and calls a new agent!
Oh! *Ahem*! I'm sorry. Maurice is a French monkey, so one of his many talents is being bilingual. What's that? Oh, Maurice has just informed me that he is European, and if you aren't at least trilingual in Europe then you might as well be American. He says he can speak English, French, Spanish, Italian, German, Dutch, Greek, Ancient Greek and Latin.
Maurice has a very full resume, but his favorite credit is modeling for famous artist Josh Agle, also known as link.
Doesn't he look so classy? But Maurice wants me to remind you kids out there that smoking causes cancer, and even if you see your favorite celebrities doing it, don't, because you will get cancer and you will DIE.
When he's not swinging in the trees or posing for fancy artists, Maurice likes to spend time with his girlfriend, Lindsey - oh, wait, I've just been informed that he has dumped Lindsey. This is his new girlfriend, Jill. What? Oh, I'm sorry. This is his mistress, Madelynn. Don't tell Jill!
Maurice would like to take this opportunity to remind the little ones out there that adultery is wrong, and even if you see your favorite celebrities doing it, don't, because you will get cancer and you will DIE.
Maurice has recently launched a new line of Monkey Fashion. He would like to point out that the primate in the photo below is not, in actual fact, Maurice, but rather a chimpanzee model he hired to best show off his new monkey line.
This particular outfit is entitled "I mock you with my monkey pants."
Last Halloween, he dressed up as a baby. Isn't that a great mask?
But Maurice wasn't always this successful. When he was born, he was just as surprised by the world as any newborn child. On top of that, he hadn't grown his fancy brown fur yet. He doesn't want me to show you this photo, because it embarrasses him, but I think it makes him a more well-rounded monkey. Look how scared he is of the camera! That soon changed! He told me he used to think that cameras stole your soul. Now, he's been photographed so much, I'll be surprised if he has any soul left!
Maurice has many, many talents. But in all honesty, I think he's already pretty conceited. If he wins the FGT mascot talent, I'm worried it'll go to his little monkey head. Don't tell him I said that, though!
Aw! You told him! Now we made him cry! He really is a softie, that little guy! Cheer up, Maurice, I didn't mean it. Vote for Maurice so we can see him smile again! Before he fires me and calls a new agent!
Oh no! I can't afford to lose another client!
This article lists all of the entries for the first Fanpop's Got Talent competition for easy reference, and was last edited on 10 July 2008 (added voting instructions to the end). I checked with amazondebs - the Boss - about it first, and this should be used to augment link. They're listed here by order of submission, except (possibly) in cases where I didn't see which of different kinds of submissions (images, articles) were submitted first on the same day. Where the participants have listed which talents are to be considered, those talents are listed as well.
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