Welcome immigrants, wandering hobos, nomads, and all who travel!! I'm the leader of this fine Superpower that will destroy all oth- I mean, welcome to my little ice cube known as Antarctica!! Now that you've gotten to know me, you have made a step to knowing our humbly brilliant community. Let's begin to learn about Fort Grumley.
Location: When you travel to another country, well, ya gotta know where your destination is!! Fort Grumley, the capital of Antarctica is located where you humans call, "Alexander island". Adjacent to the Antarctic peninsula by ice sheets. Look on google maps, it's the little white blob attached to the dog ear shaped white thing in the south pole. It is about the size of Uruguay and with millions of buildings. It's not that hard to see the lights of Fort Grumley's skyscrapers from the moon.
Transportation: Okay!! You know where it is now!! Good for you!! If not, stay in step one until you find it. Now we need to know HOW to get there. Well, there's two ways to get to Fort Grumley. By boat or plane. Just hop into any boat that cannot be sunk by icebergs, whales, elephant seals, the roaring forties, furious fifties, or the screaming sixties, which are regions in the Antarctic circle with strong winds that can sink a vessel, it's no wonder Fort Grumley had never been invaded, it was just too dangerous to get there!! If you choose to take a plane as a safer alternative, take one that's being driven by smart, experienced, pilots, not by the idiots that run a specific country (America and Britain), and have a plane that cannot be grounded by severe winds.
A walk around: You finally made it!! You can see the buildings and skyscrapers from your plane, or the crumbling cliffs with the bottoms of buildings in your boat. Take the day easily and just walk around Fort Grumley, don't attempt to walk through ALL of Fort Grumley, as it is a city the size of Uruguay, don't forget that. On the Southside, you can see Antarctica's World Trade Center Twin Towers, don't make fun of them or attempt to destroy them or you will be gunned down without question. In the East side, you can eat gourmet German beefs, French bread, Italian dish, or even the Chinese food that makes you get fat because you got addicted to it and spent a day in the restaurant.
History: Yes, even this supermetrocity had a humble history, well you can learn more at the museums dotting the city, like Coonts's Natural Museum of History, Peígtoun Historical museum of Pre-World war Two, or the hobo's stash of old items at 56th Ferdinald Street. Fort Grumley started as a small, town with only 6 or 7 small buildings that were based around the cultivation of fish, it was really small, it then began to grow, with the invention of elevators and skyscrapers, Fort Grumley became the world's 8th smallest city in the world. By 1930, the outbreak of Nazism began to take fold in Germany. Antarctica being horribly pressured by the great depression, was easily controled by me, as I. Umm, let's say I used to be in the Axis.... :( Joining the Axis, Antarctica began to kickstart construction of cities. So with the demands, Fort Grumley began to overtake Alexander Island, so it was complete, it was now the largest city in the world, it became the richest when in 1956, gold and mineral deposits were discovered, and it has stayed dependant on the sale of minerals ever since.
Food: Now that you learned about Fort Grumley's origins, you hear a deep growl coming from your stomach, obviously it means your hungry. Well no worries, if you're a penguin, you're in luck, because Antarctica produces 38.6% of fish as food products. If you do not want to end up stinking of saltwater and fish, then go to the collective amounts of restaurants Fort Grumley has, if you go down 64th International road, then you'll see on the first floor of every building there is a small restaurant, they all range from Japanese, Italian, Croatian, even German or Chinese food too, millions of items to eat. But don't try to eat all the 36 million dishes there is to offer in one day, it's not very healthy, and you can die from stomach rupture.
Merchandise and Shopping: Millions of shopping centers, entertainment gigs, and a few theater houses to watch a good old-fashioned whimsical play, and the appliance and clothes stores to buy things. Very neat items that you won't see anywhere else on earth as well, like the Gordonstowne Chopper, which can chop up vegetables and fruits, and is also a sharpgun, or the Polem Glasses, which are like eyes for the blind and come in a few sizes, small, medium, large, extra large, and Fat ass American large.
Socialization: Youll never know who you meet at Fort Grumley, maybe the angry taxi driver shouting at a Muslim just for meditating on the sidewalk, or the happy, cheerful, oddly short, fuzzy penguin at the 5th floor balcony, or the 4 cute, adorable fuzzy penguin hatchlings at the Imperial Palace watching the street being taken back inside by their mother. Just get to know the people, unless they own a gun or weapon, then just get the hell away from them.
Thank you for learning about Fort Grumley, I hope you get a wonderful experience if you can ever visit or move there!! :)
Location: When you travel to another country, well, ya gotta know where your destination is!! Fort Grumley, the capital of Antarctica is located where you humans call, "Alexander island". Adjacent to the Antarctic peninsula by ice sheets. Look on google maps, it's the little white blob attached to the dog ear shaped white thing in the south pole. It is about the size of Uruguay and with millions of buildings. It's not that hard to see the lights of Fort Grumley's skyscrapers from the moon.
Transportation: Okay!! You know where it is now!! Good for you!! If not, stay in step one until you find it. Now we need to know HOW to get there. Well, there's two ways to get to Fort Grumley. By boat or plane. Just hop into any boat that cannot be sunk by icebergs, whales, elephant seals, the roaring forties, furious fifties, or the screaming sixties, which are regions in the Antarctic circle with strong winds that can sink a vessel, it's no wonder Fort Grumley had never been invaded, it was just too dangerous to get there!! If you choose to take a plane as a safer alternative, take one that's being driven by smart, experienced, pilots, not by the idiots that run a specific country (America and Britain), and have a plane that cannot be grounded by severe winds.
A walk around: You finally made it!! You can see the buildings and skyscrapers from your plane, or the crumbling cliffs with the bottoms of buildings in your boat. Take the day easily and just walk around Fort Grumley, don't attempt to walk through ALL of Fort Grumley, as it is a city the size of Uruguay, don't forget that. On the Southside, you can see Antarctica's World Trade Center Twin Towers, don't make fun of them or attempt to destroy them or you will be gunned down without question. In the East side, you can eat gourmet German beefs, French bread, Italian dish, or even the Chinese food that makes you get fat because you got addicted to it and spent a day in the restaurant.
History: Yes, even this supermetrocity had a humble history, well you can learn more at the museums dotting the city, like Coonts's Natural Museum of History, Peígtoun Historical museum of Pre-World war Two, or the hobo's stash of old items at 56th Ferdinald Street. Fort Grumley started as a small, town with only 6 or 7 small buildings that were based around the cultivation of fish, it was really small, it then began to grow, with the invention of elevators and skyscrapers, Fort Grumley became the world's 8th smallest city in the world. By 1930, the outbreak of Nazism began to take fold in Germany. Antarctica being horribly pressured by the great depression, was easily controled by me, as I. Umm, let's say I used to be in the Axis.... :( Joining the Axis, Antarctica began to kickstart construction of cities. So with the demands, Fort Grumley began to overtake Alexander Island, so it was complete, it was now the largest city in the world, it became the richest when in 1956, gold and mineral deposits were discovered, and it has stayed dependant on the sale of minerals ever since.
Food: Now that you learned about Fort Grumley's origins, you hear a deep growl coming from your stomach, obviously it means your hungry. Well no worries, if you're a penguin, you're in luck, because Antarctica produces 38.6% of fish as food products. If you do not want to end up stinking of saltwater and fish, then go to the collective amounts of restaurants Fort Grumley has, if you go down 64th International road, then you'll see on the first floor of every building there is a small restaurant, they all range from Japanese, Italian, Croatian, even German or Chinese food too, millions of items to eat. But don't try to eat all the 36 million dishes there is to offer in one day, it's not very healthy, and you can die from stomach rupture.
Merchandise and Shopping: Millions of shopping centers, entertainment gigs, and a few theater houses to watch a good old-fashioned whimsical play, and the appliance and clothes stores to buy things. Very neat items that you won't see anywhere else on earth as well, like the Gordonstowne Chopper, which can chop up vegetables and fruits, and is also a sharpgun, or the Polem Glasses, which are like eyes for the blind and come in a few sizes, small, medium, large, extra large, and Fat ass American large.
Socialization: Youll never know who you meet at Fort Grumley, maybe the angry taxi driver shouting at a Muslim just for meditating on the sidewalk, or the happy, cheerful, oddly short, fuzzy penguin at the 5th floor balcony, or the 4 cute, adorable fuzzy penguin hatchlings at the Imperial Palace watching the street being taken back inside by their mother. Just get to know the people, unless they own a gun or weapon, then just get the hell away from them.
Thank you for learning about Fort Grumley, I hope you get a wonderful experience if you can ever visit or move there!! :)