It's a beautiful day in the Central Park zoo and all of the penguins are in the HQ, bored out of their minds. "Skippa. Can I watch the Lunacorns? Im boooooaaad!" Private whined, getting very close to his commanding officer. Skipper just pushed him away. "No Private. We have to be more than ready for when Blowhole strikes again." Skipper replied, putting his flippers behind his back. Lilly flipped her bangs to the side and revealed her big blue eyes. "Come on Skipper...PLEEEEAAASSE let us watch SOMETHING." She pleaded, batting her eyelashes. Skipper then grabed her bangs and gave them a hard tug. "Ow. what was THAT for!?" Lilly asked, he head sore from the tug. Skipper looked at her and chuckled. "Lilly, you try to use that one on me all the time. I get used to it." He then turned his back to Lilly, who was burning a hole in the back of his head with her enraged glare.
"Blech. Eh? Eh?" Rico asked, holding out a machette he had just coughed up. "Next time Rico...next time." Lilly took the machette and put it under her seat. Suddenly, durring all this nonsense, a large BOOM was heard from the inside of Kowalski's lab.
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"Kowalski! Speak soldier!" Skipper called, fanning away all the smoke that was pouring out from the lab door. Rico, Private, and Lilly all had gas masks on, not knowing if the gas was potentially toxic or not. "Im--*cough* Over here--*cough cough*" Kowalski choked out puffs of smoke and flagged the others down from across the room. Lilly was the first to get to him. "Are you okay Kowalski!? Have you gone blind!? How many flippers am I holding up!?" She asked, holding up both flippers. "Two." Kowalski answered, putting her's down. "Im fine. I just had a little....uh...mishap with my invention.." Kowalski's eyes shifted back and forth, scanning the room in a way that made the whole team suspicious. "Kowalski. Was IS the invention your working on?" Skipper asked as he crossed his flippers and stared Kowalski down. Private looked around the lab. All he saw was a battery, two broken test tubes shattered across the floor, and a singed lab table with a blanket coverig it. Possibly covered in soot. "Kowalski...is this the invention you were working on?" Private pondered, slowly lifting up a corner of the blanket. Just as he did so, Kowalski gave his flipper a firm smack. "Yes. This is the invention I was working on but you cannot see it." Rico gave Kowalski a puzzled look. "It's just that, I don't want to get...repremanded..." Kowalski confessed as he hung his head in shame. "Repremanded for what?" Skipper asked. Kowalski pulled off the black stained blanket and revealed a burnt-looking invention that resembled one that was revealed in the past. The loveulazer.
"You REMADE that thing!?" Skipper asked, raising his flipper to slap the science out of Kowalski. Ofcourse Lilly stepped in and blocked him, which made Skipper grunt. "Come on sir. Kowalski isn't a complete idiot. Im sure he made some pretty decent modifications to this thing. Isn't that right egghead?" Kowalski glared slightly at being called 'egghead', but nodded to answer Lilly's question. "I even oiled this baby to make sure it wouldn't jam again. This invention can't go wrong!" Skipper rolled his eyes and looked at the others. "Come on Skippa." Urged Private. "Yeh!" Added Rico. Lilly just gave Skipper a cute little smile, considering she already opened her beak more than enough. Skipper then gave out a sigh of defeat. "Fine. You can keep your loveulator."
"LoveyuLAZER."
"WHATEVER!" The whole team then cheered and gave Kowalski hi-5's. The loveulazor was finally going to be used again, and this time, it was going to work flawlessly.
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THE NEXT DAY
Kowalski was polishing his new loveulazer as Lilly waddled into the lab. "Hey Kowalski. Just wanted to see how your brilliant invention was doing." Lilly said, giggling a bit. "It's actually doing very well. I tested it on these two roaches last night and it works like a CHARM." Kowalski pointed the tip of the lovulazer twoards a little white cardboard box, inside were two little roaches. One roach had the other in a headlock and was forceing kisses onto the other's cheek. Lilly was both intregued and disgusted, but atleast it proved that her faith in Kowalski paid off. "That's really impressive. Especially considering what happened last time...OH! Remember when Burt wrapped his trun around you and tried squeezeing you into peanu--"
"Yeah, yeah. Im TRYING to forget about that." Kowalski crossed his flippers and looked away. "Aw. Sorry. Heh." Lilly apologized. "It's fine." Said Kowalski forgivingly. Just then Skipper waddled in. "Kowalski. Have you seen my digital camera?" He asked, looking under all of Kowalski's lab junk. "Negatory Skipper. Try checking with Rico." Kowalski replied as he polished the loveulazer more. Lilly stood up and threw the camera to Skipper. "It's about time you found out it was missing." Skipper caught the camera with one flipper. "You took it?" He asked, a bit puzzled as to why she would want his camera. "What can I say? You are HAWT." Lilly replied with a wink. Skipper blushed, not knowing what to say. Then Lilly giggled again. "Don't get too into yourself sir. I heard YOU say that." Lilly then brushed past Skipper and left the lab, leaving Kowalski alone with both his loveulazer and his blushing Commander.
PART 2 COMING SOON
"Blech. Eh? Eh?" Rico asked, holding out a machette he had just coughed up. "Next time Rico...next time." Lilly took the machette and put it under her seat. Suddenly, durring all this nonsense, a large BOOM was heard from the inside of Kowalski's lab.
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"Kowalski! Speak soldier!" Skipper called, fanning away all the smoke that was pouring out from the lab door. Rico, Private, and Lilly all had gas masks on, not knowing if the gas was potentially toxic or not. "Im--*cough* Over here--*cough cough*" Kowalski choked out puffs of smoke and flagged the others down from across the room. Lilly was the first to get to him. "Are you okay Kowalski!? Have you gone blind!? How many flippers am I holding up!?" She asked, holding up both flippers. "Two." Kowalski answered, putting her's down. "Im fine. I just had a little....uh...mishap with my invention.." Kowalski's eyes shifted back and forth, scanning the room in a way that made the whole team suspicious. "Kowalski. Was IS the invention your working on?" Skipper asked as he crossed his flippers and stared Kowalski down. Private looked around the lab. All he saw was a battery, two broken test tubes shattered across the floor, and a singed lab table with a blanket coverig it. Possibly covered in soot. "Kowalski...is this the invention you were working on?" Private pondered, slowly lifting up a corner of the blanket. Just as he did so, Kowalski gave his flipper a firm smack. "Yes. This is the invention I was working on but you cannot see it." Rico gave Kowalski a puzzled look. "It's just that, I don't want to get...repremanded..." Kowalski confessed as he hung his head in shame. "Repremanded for what?" Skipper asked. Kowalski pulled off the black stained blanket and revealed a burnt-looking invention that resembled one that was revealed in the past. The loveulazer.
"You REMADE that thing!?" Skipper asked, raising his flipper to slap the science out of Kowalski. Ofcourse Lilly stepped in and blocked him, which made Skipper grunt. "Come on sir. Kowalski isn't a complete idiot. Im sure he made some pretty decent modifications to this thing. Isn't that right egghead?" Kowalski glared slightly at being called 'egghead', but nodded to answer Lilly's question. "I even oiled this baby to make sure it wouldn't jam again. This invention can't go wrong!" Skipper rolled his eyes and looked at the others. "Come on Skippa." Urged Private. "Yeh!" Added Rico. Lilly just gave Skipper a cute little smile, considering she already opened her beak more than enough. Skipper then gave out a sigh of defeat. "Fine. You can keep your loveulator."
"LoveyuLAZER."
"WHATEVER!" The whole team then cheered and gave Kowalski hi-5's. The loveulazor was finally going to be used again, and this time, it was going to work flawlessly.
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THE NEXT DAY
Kowalski was polishing his new loveulazer as Lilly waddled into the lab. "Hey Kowalski. Just wanted to see how your brilliant invention was doing." Lilly said, giggling a bit. "It's actually doing very well. I tested it on these two roaches last night and it works like a CHARM." Kowalski pointed the tip of the lovulazer twoards a little white cardboard box, inside were two little roaches. One roach had the other in a headlock and was forceing kisses onto the other's cheek. Lilly was both intregued and disgusted, but atleast it proved that her faith in Kowalski paid off. "That's really impressive. Especially considering what happened last time...OH! Remember when Burt wrapped his trun around you and tried squeezeing you into peanu--"
"Yeah, yeah. Im TRYING to forget about that." Kowalski crossed his flippers and looked away. "Aw. Sorry. Heh." Lilly apologized. "It's fine." Said Kowalski forgivingly. Just then Skipper waddled in. "Kowalski. Have you seen my digital camera?" He asked, looking under all of Kowalski's lab junk. "Negatory Skipper. Try checking with Rico." Kowalski replied as he polished the loveulazer more. Lilly stood up and threw the camera to Skipper. "It's about time you found out it was missing." Skipper caught the camera with one flipper. "You took it?" He asked, a bit puzzled as to why she would want his camera. "What can I say? You are HAWT." Lilly replied with a wink. Skipper blushed, not knowing what to say. Then Lilly giggled again. "Don't get too into yourself sir. I heard YOU say that." Lilly then brushed past Skipper and left the lab, leaving Kowalski alone with both his loveulazer and his blushing Commander.
PART 2 COMING SOON