Fans of PoM Article: music meme

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posted by Blue_Vanilla

RULES:
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense. NO CHEATING!
4. Tag 5 people.
5. Bold the questions and with the answers, give your own comments on how it relates to the questions.

1. How are you feeling today?

rin kagamine - meltdown
(well, the 'meltdown' part is true cause it's hot here)

2. Will you get far in life?

Ellie Goulding - Lights (wired dubstep remix)
(kinda make sense )

3. How do your friends see you?

Ke$ha - Boots and Boys
( guess i'ma cowboy err...Girl XD)

4. Will you get married?

The all american rejects - Move along
(guess i'm forever alone )

5. What is your best friend's theme song?

Kasane teto - Poker Face
(hey ! that's MY theme song thinngy >:V)

6. What is the story of your life?

OverTones - Gambling Man
(Good Boy ! shuffler. Guess it's 20% true since well... sometimes i *cough*Gambles*cough*)

7. What was high school like?

Meg and Dia - Monster (remix)
(the fuckin' teacher is the monster >:V)

8. How can you get ahead in life?

Jupiter Rising - Electropop
(don't really make sense :I)

9. What is the best thing about your friends?

Akon - Don't Matter
()

10. What is in store for this weekend?

Kasane teto - The End of The World
(so....that's on store for this weekend O___o)

11. To describe your grandparents?

Linkin Park - Breaking the habit
(My grandparents rulez :iconwoootplz:)

12. How is your life going?

Vanilla sky - Umbrella
(well, at least it's not raining outside lol XD)

13. What song will they play at your funeral?

Akon - Sorry Blame it On Me
('M GOING TO HELLLLLLLLL )

14. How does the world see you?

Kanye West - Power
(now THIS makes sense)

15. Will you have a happy life?

Justin Timberlake ft. Timbaland - It's too late to Apologize
(i don't think so :L)

16. What do your friends really think of you?

Trading Yesterday - Shattered
(sniff.....HOW COULD YOU GUYS TTATT)

17. Do people secretly lust after you?

Glaze - She's a Pony
(guess not... CAUSE I'M A PONY PIRATE)

18. How can I make myself happy?

Kasane Teto - Rolling Girl
(i'm dead at the ending of the song. Guess my friends and family will cheer me up at the funeral)

19. What should you do with your life?

Fort Minor - Where'd you go
(guess that asshole will never like me, he would probably change his name, and phone number)

20. Will you ever have children?

Kasane teto - Two face Lovers
(guess yes)

21. What song would you strip to?

FlutterBitch - Your Face (Sparta remix)
(Epic !)

22. If a man in a van offered you candy, what would you do?

Lady Gaga - Just Dance
(and you give your money to me >:I)

23. What does your mom think of you?

Pinkie Pie - Hop Skip and Jump
()

24. What is your deep dark secret?

Alicia keys - if i ain't got you
(no sense at all !)

25. What is your mortal enemy's theme song?

Lady Gaga - Poker Face
(WHAT THE FUCK ?!!)

26. What's your personality like?

Woe Is Me - Hot 'n Cold (katy pery cover METAL)
(MAKE SENSE 100%)

27. Which song will be played at your wedding?

Jesse McCartney Ft. T-Pain - Body language
(that's akward lol)

28. If you were to become the Dictator of a small Eastern-European nation, would you be a benevolent Dictator?

Pinkie Pie - Smile
(AWSOME XD)

29. What are your aspirations?

Billy Talent - Surrender
()

30. What goes through your head when you wake up?

Kasane teto - Uninstall
(guess i'm a fail program)

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KJBiggestFan Ellie Goulding AND dubstep? You my friend are 20% cooler!

Blue_Vanilla Yay~

The Thing Chapter 3: Reaction

posted by 67Dodge

"So at any second, this thing can come back to life?" asked Skipper. "OH MY!!" screamed Private, fainting again. "Not entirely, the cells are alive and well, and from what I see, it was trying to imitate Fred and Mort," said Kowalski. "How? And why?" asked Skipper. "That's how it metabolizes: It takes over another animal's body, copies all the physical characteristics of that animal, as well as memories and skills of it, then tries to spread it, by touch, onto another organism," said Kowalski. "So in English, that's how this thing chows down?" asked Skipper. "Yes," said Kowalski. "Why was it...

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The Thing Chapter 1: Arrival

posted by 67Dodge

Author's note: Well, here comes one of the goriest, most violent, most paranoid induced fanfic, I've ever written. Hopefully you will come to like the incoming suspense and enjoy the feel of the masterpiece from John Carpenter as it features our favorite penguins, and some of the zoo animals. :D Enjoy.

Prologue:

The faint, spindly, spaceship was slowly veering into orbit, it's propulsion drive careening off to the side, then whooshing into the Earth until being completely swallowed up by the atmosphere, little known to most, the ship was heading towards the New England region of the United...

Evil Genius Chapter 30

posted by 67Dodge

The room remained still and silent for several moments, until Damion spoke again.

"Harsh and unnecessary, I know... But when one is facing cold accusation and being given a fierce interview, they would do the same... Albeit in a more mild form..." Damion sighed. "I still look back at that and want to acknowledge that I did something stupid.. But I won't, it was the most rational thing I could think of doing, and it still seems like I could have reacted differently, but being trapped in a corner leaves you no choice..."

"Damion..." Hannah looked at him with disapproval.

"My mate, you don't...

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Starlite

added by Jasmine-POM

Source: Me

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Me&Brandon With Marlene :)

added by Jhoman12

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Juliana - For PrincessJuliana's Request - I Corrected the Name. :P

added by SkipperFan

Source: Me

Annacrombie

added by Bluepenguin

Source: Me!

Friends or Foes: Chapter 5

posted by sowem

Villian: ... So beware, Lucile.
Lucile looks frightened.
Skipper: Ah, don't worry. These threats are never real.
Lucile: Oh, well, let's just see the handwriting. Maybe we can
figure out who wrote this message.
Kowalski: We can't. It's typed, see.

With Gallis:

Gallis: I'll never give in! The team will find me! We have two intelligent penguins, an unstoppable leader and Lucile will always love me! And I will not miss the birth of my child!
Gallis:Wow, that sounded awkward.
Luca: Shut up, already! You're giving me a headache!
Gallis: Good! Is this loud enough for ya!?
Luca: We'll see who laughs when...

Colour of My World: Chapter 10

posted by ILUVKOWALSKI

The next day, Cassie woke up groggily, to the sound of a small ringing noise.

"Ugh, what is that..?" She groaned. Erin was up like a shot, looking cheery and refreshed.

"I think it's your phone sis." She replied, walking out of the room, and into the bathroom. Cassie's eyes lit up, and she grabbed it and pressed the receive button.

"Hello?" She said, almost bursting with anticipation.

"Hey Cass." Someone said and she instantly recognised the voice.

"Hey Joshua! Have you found a way to get us back yet?" She asked excitedly.

"No, but me, Daisy, Megan, Stephan, Kai, Joel and Violet are all coming...

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Separate Ways Chapter One Humanized Fanfic

posted by Sylvia_Puffin

"Okay, that's..." the cashier paused, typing on the cash register. "Fifty-two dollars. Cash or credit?"
I dug into my purse. "Credit."
I paid, slung my shopping bag over my shoulder, and headed for the door.
I heard a clink behind me. I glanced over my shoulder, thinking something might have fallen out of my purse.
Someone bumped into me. I staggered backwards, waving my arms around, and found myself on my bottom in front of every customer and staff member in Food Lion.
"You okay?" someone asked.
At first I couldn't understand them. They had a thick accent. A German one, maybe Danish.
"You okay?"...

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No More Heroes: Chapter 13

posted by ILUVKOWALSKI

Ashley opened his eyes, on what he thought might be the next day. He tried to look for the villainous scum, (or big meanie as Ashley called him) who tortured him yesterday. The room was a bit lighter today, and realised he was in a massive room, the walls covered with millions of weapons ranging from big to small. There were poison vials, machine guns, grenades, and even an old fashioned cannon in one corner. Ashley gulped, and his breathing quickened. The lights suddenly went out and his stomach lurched as he heard a horribly evil laugh coming from somewhere in front of him. The laugh echoed...

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Kettle Corn Fiasco!! X3

posted by _Lexii23_

"Dylan!! Wake up!!!" a voice shouted. Dylan groaned, turned over and pulled his cape over his head. He was slowly starting to fall back to sleep when someone shook him awake. "Dylan!!!" the voice said again. He opened one eye to find Lexii standing over him. He yawed and slowly sat up. "Good morning to you too." he said sleepily. Lexii jumped up and down and pulled at his cape. "Get up get up get up!!! The kettle corn guy is coming!!!" she said excitedly.
Dylan jumped up, now fully awake. "Kettle corn?!?!" he said smiling. "Where??"
"I just saw him over by the pond about ten...

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The Additions. Ch. 2.

posted by CuteCuddly

Chapter 2: Marlene Finds Out.
Marlene padded along the path she always took to the penguins’ habitat. As she neared it, she felt a change in the atmosphere. She quickened her pace, feeling something was wrong.
Jumping down the fish-bowl door, she scanned the HQ for the penguins. The only ones she saw were Rico and Skipper. They were each holding two round balls.
“What’s going on?” she asked. “Where are Kowalski and Private? What are those?”
“Do you always have to ask so many questions?” Skipper demanded. Marlene crossed her arms. Skipper sighed.
“These are eggs, they were transferred...

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Zookeeper X Returns.... : Part 1

posted by Lilly_Penguin

It was a hot, sunny day in the Central Park Zoo and the city was experiencing one of it's usual Summer heat waves. The penguins were barely making it by with a single paper fan. "Rico! Stop hogging that thing! Im going to die of a heat stroke!" Kowalski scolded, snatching the fan from Rico and attempting to cool himself off. Rico just grumbled and crossed his flippers. Skipper looked at Kowalski, Rico, and Private. "Where the heck is Lilly?" He asked, scanning the area. Kowalski then pointed down at the dried up pool, and Skipper looked down to see Lilly laying at the bottom, pretending to...

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Midnight Sun Chapter 3: The Korean Apointee

posted by 67Dodge

"Good greetings, sir," said the shivering penguin, "My name is Jing Loiu, vice general of the Korean Army, how can we be of your eloquent assistance?" Telow then held the flag of his nation, red silk, and a small corner with the recognizable hammer and sickle, a small star above the two, and riddled with many holes, suggesting it has seen many battles in it's duration. "Honor back to Russia, I wish that she may be liberated," said Telow. "From Damion, per usual?" asked Jing. "Da, and the return of Moscow into our graceful love," said Telow. "Very well then, my executive's army will help you...

Operation: Maelstrom Part Zwei

posted by KaylaFoxeh

The storm outside had grown worse. The five had finished looking over Operation: Maelstrom when Skipper came across a photo of Rico and Sindaj kissing. "and what do we have here how sweet" he said. Sindaj blushed and looked at Rico. He was preoccupied. Skipper danced in a circle around Sindaj, holding the picture. She was getting mad. "Sindaj loves Rico-o-o Sindaj lo --" Skipper suddenly hit the deck on his knees, groaning and covering the area between his legs. Sindaj had kicked him. "Not necessary" and she walked away. Kowalski chuckled at Skipper. "Not... ugh... funny, Kowalski" he gasped...

Zoo Apocalypse - Chapter 5 (ending)

posted by Rico4ever16

“Kowalski!” screamed Loren as she looked away from the sight of the zombie. Because that’s all he was right now. He wasn’t Kowalski. Kowalski wasn’t disfigured and gory. He wasn’t that at all. But somehow, as a zombie, Kowalski could control himself. Mostly because of the injection he gave himself right after to try to cure it. He fought off Marlene. “Today this ends, I’ll face myself, to cross out what I’ve done!” Yelled Kowalski as he began to fight off the other zombies. Everyone looked away. It was too hard to watch their once friend sacrifice himself.

Five days later…...

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Operation:Ship Stowaway: Survival of the Fittest

posted by Colonelpenguin

It has been a slow week for the zoo. Hannah was in the Lab with Kowalski. When, Suddenly a ruckus come on top of the deck. "Rico, WTF are you doing?" The fearsome leader said. "Kaboom?" Rico said with a sorry look.Just then, I popped out "Aughh I have a major headache a Private's watching the Freaking Lunacorns show," I said in disgrace. "Kaitlyn, you need to watch your language.. Just because I use it doesn't mean you can say it I'm the commanding officer I can do anything," Skipper warned angrily. I though to myself "Skipper is Hypocritical," so I walked off to see if Hannah and Kowalski...

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Rejoice For The Black Star Chapter 17: Unlocking Genius

posted by 67Dodge

Dr. Damion made full preparations for the attack, but the battle tactics and fighting was to be his general's problems, his own problems however, were greater. He had finally cracked the code, use only thoughts that he needed in his research, and extract them from the brains to study. "This invention of mine will extract all the thoughts of Vladimir Lenin that I require to completely wipe out the resistance of the south, and insert them into my already brilliant mind," said Dr. Damion, putting Lenin's brain into the machine's holding area and hooking it to wires. He then took Stephen Hawking's...

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Blame it on The Boogie

posted by PenguinTDWT

OK. So here are the ages:
Kowalski: 23
Rico: 22
Skipper: 21
Private: 20

After Private says "Don't blame it on the.." then the other penguins say "boogie/sunshine/moonlight" at the same time.
Also, after Private says a line, and then - appears, they say "sunshine/moonlight/goodtimes/boogie" also.

Private:
My baby's always dancin'
And it wouldn't be a bad thing
But I don't get no loving
And that's no lie

We spent the night in Frisco
At every kind of disco
From that night I kissed
Our love goodbye

CHORUS:
Don't blame it on sunshine
Don't blame it on moonlight
Don't blame it on good times
Blame it on the boogie

Don't...