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"Good greetings, sir," said the shivering penguin, "My name is Jing Loiu, vice general of the Korean Army, how can we be of your eloquent assistance?" Telow then held the flag of his nation, red silk, and a small corner with the recognizable hammer and sickle, a small star above the two, and riddled with many holes, suggesting it has seen many battles in it's duration. "Honor back to Russia, I wish that she may be liberated," said Telow. "From Damion, per usual?" asked Jing. "Da, and the return of Moscow into our graceful love," said Telow. "Very well then, my executive's army will help you rally up the old Red Army, and reband her to former glory, then, only then, will you have some chance at reclaiming Russia, farewell, fellow comrade," said Jing with a salute of honor. "As well to you too, thank you very much," said Telow with a return salute. "All things are in order soldiers, we now have an army, at last, and soon, we will track down the blue-bowed female and her pudgy irrationally paranoid husband," said Telow. "Where do we search first then? They could be anywhere for all I care," said Kat. "Well we search simply and sultrily, we have to head on back to the Ural Pass and take the tracks to Siberia," said Kowalski. "Or, in shorter terms, we take the train to Siberia via the Kamchatka Rail line, we start at Vladivostock, then go north, from there we go out by army tanks in the area," said Telow. "Fair enough options, are we all agreed? Kat?" asked Private. "Yeah, why not? Siberia ain't that bad," said Kat. "Okay, but first a train, most of them have been scrapped for the war effort, how are we going to find a train? One that is in working order?" asked Jett. Telow then interrupted quietly. "I have a friend, a little "gambler", near here, and what he does, is smuggle Japs out of Japan for migrating to North Korean borders, he's got trains, and is most likely not going to sell them," said Telow. "Great!! Then we can go over and-" said Private. "Wait, he has a habit to haggle prices, and gamble for the highest price, so we must be very cautious.." said Telow.
"Okay then, so long as this guy isn't a total asshole with the dealing crap, I can haggle a price with him pretty easily, I tend to negotiate rather quickly," said Kat. "Fair enough, and we'll need to get a train big enough for an army, we're taking the appointed Korean army out with us as well, they'll be working and fighting alongside us now, and it won't be too much effort, just a little resupply of troops and other provisions, then we're ready to go," said Telow. "Alright, let's get packed up and ready to go then," said Private, heading out to get his supplies. "I'll get the rations and tents ready," said Jett. "Excuse me, general Telow, I have built my own series of new weapons ready for use, then we'll use these to our added advantage," said Kowalski, holding out a few pistols and grenade-sized bombs in hand. "Hmmmm... Very well then, you can take those along with you, flagbearer Private will have to hoist the colors as well, once we get our victory," said Telow. "Alright sir, I'll inform him soon enough, just as soon as he's gotten the flag for use," said Kowalski with a salute. "Excellent, you may proceed with your little plans comrade, go right ahead with them, and carry those out," said Telow. The group then headed out to Kat's Aston Martin, now using it as a hideaway car, they soon drove off, leaving their small flat in Pyongyang, uncertain whether or not it would be simple to get the dealer to sell them a large enough train to get them to the Siberian Tundra, in order to search for Lilly and Skipper more thoroughly. "Once we get the train, I'll send us through a short cut through the Siberian wilderness, it's not long, but it'd very effective," said Kat, focusing on the uneasy road. "Okay, just lead us there, soon, alright?" said Telow. "Yes sir, just let me get there first," said Kat in obedience.
"There has been a few problematic occurrences, as of now, in our basic establishment, and we've better hope that the rumour that Skipper and Miss Lilly survived the accident remains JUST a rumour," said Dr. Damion, "Otherwise we'd be more than disarrayed, we'll be-" said Dr. Damion. "Don't say it!!" warned Hannah. "Defeated," said Damion. "Crushed," said General Rico. "Ruined, jailed, for all we know," said Dr. Damion. "No more slouching around, it's time for action!!" said Daniel. "We require a higher gradient of search, in other words, another ultimatum," said Dr. Damion. "What are you to do in this ultimatum, sir?" asked Johnston. "Extravagant amounts of our needed saucers, and as well as the camouflage methods Hannah here used brilliantly for our strategy, as well as my very own weapons, as soon as finished, we get the Communist powers down to their knees, and that will trigger our victory over others, we need to be sure that Lilly and Skipper are DEAD, if they aren't, then I'll see where it goes from there, General Rico, sanction the search saucers for Siberia. Hannah, you get our saucer ready for launch. "What about us sir?" asked Johnston, pointing to himself and Daniel. Dr. Damion then grabbed Johnston's throat tightly. "I'm leaving on special errands for an important mission, and I will make sure you two take care of things, or, you'll both end up on my palate, UNDERSTOOD?!" asked Dr. Damion "Yes- sir," choked Johnston. Dr. Damion then threw him down, not noticing that someone had been hearing in on them at the doorway, before she drove for Siberia, she snuck into Damion's fortress to track his movements, and of course, Kat, took the responsibility. She listened in and recorded what they were saying, cautious about studying their words and gestures quietly.
Kat then snatched a few papers from his desk outside, then folded them up, tucking them into her purse, then quietly snuck out, in coordinated movements that seemed fluid to her build. She then flipped over a few rails, jumping out a window, then hiding in bushes below, she then shot the security officers and cameras to disrepair with a few shots of her Uzis. Quickly, Kat ran to her Aston Martin, joining back with the group as they ducked down and prepared for any bullets coming by. Shuffling fast, Kat shifted the gear, started up the engine, then stomped on the gas, propelling the Aston Martin forward, and pulling it at a rapid speed, out of the loosely secured fortress.
posted by 67Dodge
"Well it's been quite fun I might add.. What say you Private?" The Kid chuckled to himself. 

Kowalski sat in the other room in complete anxiety, concerned for his friend in the cell next to his, divided only by a concrete wall. 

"Ah, not talking I see, well that's fine, but, we're both kids aren't we?" asked The Kid happily. 

"I won't dare talk to someone who hurts my friend!" Private shouted defiantly. 

"Aww.. Well, heh, you just did silly," The Kid chuckled with sympathy. 

"What do you want from Hannah anyhow?" asked Private.

"Why it's simple, I want to play with her!" The Kid shouted with...
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posted by DrBsNumber1Fan
Steve wins the pinball tournament
Steve wins the pinball tournament
Steve: Well folks, this really has been an amazing adventure! I got to defeat Voltaire in person, saved my neighbors' baby, and got me a girlfriend. Well, now that it's all over, let's go play some pinball!
Curtain opens revealing arcade and cast. Steve approaches Cirqus Voltaire pinball machine.
Josh: She's all yours Steve. Good luck!
Steve: Thanks Josh! (plays pinball)
Cast: C'mon Steve! You can do it! Alright! Win this game!
Steve: Alright! I got all nine marvels! Now to join the circus! Almost there! (Shoots) Yes!
Cast cheers
Machine: Welcome to the circus! We need your skills. Spell CIRQUS!
Steve:...
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posted by 67Dodge
"King Dewey just got killed by the Kid, as great as it is knowing that a mob boss has fallen, it's now all the more crucial that we catch him, if he dispenses all the other mob bosses here, lord knows what he aims to strike next, the Imperial Treasury? The Emperor's seat? I fear the fate of the Empire lies in our care Skipper," said Hannah glumly.

"Indeed, and Kowalski and Private were taken up, the child's too young to be in such a state, and Kowalski's brain, if he were to unlock it, he'd unleash an unscaled amount of devastation across the world..." said Skipper, holding his head as he sighed. ...
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posted by beastialmoon
The Penguins of Madagascar. It's the television show under which we are bannered as one, and it is slowly becoming a memory. Even with those few episodes left to air, the Final Season is pretty much over. So where does that leave us?

I've been a part of this club since April of 2010. For an entire year I was on forums, chatting and laughing with the rest of you. I gradually grew out of it, and found myself visiting this site less and less, to the point where it had been months since I had been here.

Last night, my brothers took out an official Penguins DVD I had bought years ago. As I laughed...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
After training, Emma decided to visit Marlene. With all of this business with the equas and their unexpected new arrival, she hadn't seen her best friend in a few days. A thought crossed her mind about Skipper and Tia, and looked towards Marlene's habitat in concern.

I guess I'll have to tell her lightly. Emma thought, strolling out of the penguin habitat, and making her way over to Marlene's. She smiled as she climbed the wall and made her way over to the cave. Emma had always thought that Marlene had the prettiest habitat in the zoo. She knocked on the side of the cave loudly, and was surprised...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
Emma's eyes began to open slowly, and she was met by a big blur. She coughed up a lot of water, and tried to look around. All she could see around her was blurs of black and white. Her muscles ached, and she was having trouble breathing. She coughed up more water, and tried to figure out what was going on. She heard a muffle of noise above her, and she looked up. She saw a blur of black, white and brown.

Tha.....that looks familiar. She thought. She felt strange, it didn't feel like she was sitting down or standing up. Almost as if....someone was holding her, maybe carrying her. She started...
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posted by TheRatKing1
Averege day. August 12th, 2012, warm and muggy. Luckily the Penguins HQ was as cool as if it had an air condidtioner ( we had one a while back but Kowalski tinkered with it and it blew up, no shock there, huh?)

We were all going about our duties, Skipper deemed it too uncomfortable to train, so we had free time. CC and i were writing POM fanfiction (or in our case fantruth, but who else would know that we LIVE with the Penguins?). My cousin, Kristen was in another fandom altogether: the World of Hetalia, and she was sitting here contentedly writing herself into that world., Kowalski hadn't left...
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posted by CuteCuddly
Rune led Private into the room she shared with Lexii. She went to one of the drawers on the bedside table, and opened it. She pulled out a rectangular object, wrapped in blue and yellow paper. She handed it to Private.
"You can give her this," she said. Private frowned.
"But weren't you gonna give it to her?" he asked.
"Yes, but I don't mind you doing it."
"Yes, but I do!"
"But you were so upset that your present was destroyed!" Rune exclaimed. Private sighed, as she thrust the package into his flippers.
"Tell you what," he said. "Let's both give it to CC." Rune thought about it a moment, then nodded....
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posted by KaylaFoxeh
The sand exploded and Sindaj hit the ground. Rico regurgitated a rocket launcher and returned fire. Then he dragged Sindaj inside. "if you are here, then whos with the guys" asked Sindaj as she started to fix her jet. "robot" said Rico happily, making robot sounds. Meanwhile back at the zoo, Skipper said something to Rico then the robot exploded. Skipper jumped back in alarm. ehh" Kowalski and Private stood with their beaks open. Kowalski's paper drooped a little. Skipper turned around and smiled sweetly. Then he waved his flippers in a circle at Kowalski and Private. "you didnt see anything!"...
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posted by Rico4ever16
“Are we there yet?” moaned Loren. “almost” Responded Kowalski while rolling his eyes. “yeah, stop being so whiny Loren” said Skipper. “well it’s not my fault I didn’t get anything to eat before we went on that stupid top secret mission, I’m starving!” Complained Loren. “well that’s a REAL bummer” said Skipper in a sarcastic tone. “don’t worry Loren, were almost home.” Said private “thanks Private” said Loren thoughtfully. Loren seems to always treat Private as a little brother, as if they were siblings. And not the type that always fight either. A few minutes...
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"First of all, we need to find a way off this island, and Private's got one way, now look and listen carefully soldiers. Go ahead and tell them your plan Private," said Skipper. Private then stood up. "Alright then, my plan of escape is to build a large boat of leaves and branches, and it was a very good plan, agreeing to all of our standards, so, we all built the boat last night, floats excellently in water, perfectly sea-worthy, now let's go on board," said Private. The group then looked at the large leafy boat, then got into it, settling themselves down and casting out several oars. It wasn't...
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posted by E-Scope90
There’s a ghost down in the hall
There’s a ghoul beneath the bed
Now it’s coming through the walls
Now it’s coming up the stairs
Then there’s screaming in the dark
Hear the beating of his heart
Can you feel it in the air
Ghosts be hiding everywhere
I’m gonna be
Exactly what you wanna see
It’s you who’s scorning me
She wanting me
To be the stranger
In your life
Am I amusing you
But just confusing me
Am I the beast
You visualised
And if you wanna see
Eccentric oddities
I’ll be grotesque before your eye
Let them all materialise
Is that scary for you baby
Am I scary for you
Is it scary for you baby
Is...
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posted by skipperfan5431
Skipper looked up at Lilly in an unamused fashion. "Okay. You introduced yourself. Now Leave." He said dryly. Private came up behind him. "Don't be so rude Skippa!" The cute little penguin exclaimed. "Im Private, and this is Kowalski,Rico and Skippa." Lilly giggled. "Wow. Kowalski is a cute little name." Kowalski blushed and looked up at her. "Hee hee...thank you miss Lilly." Skipper just rolled his eyes. "Come on boys, we have a mission to do remember?" Skipper pointed his flipper to the tuna truck that was driving in through the back of the Zoo gates. Just as they were about to slide off,...
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Skipper woke up, he was extremely hung over, so he had a splitting headache from the beer. He looked around, realizing that he slept through closing hours, he then saw a shadow in the other end of the bar. Drake. 'What're you doing here Drake? I thought you've been dead for 4 months!!' yelled Skipper. Drake inched closer to Skipper. 'People find ways Skip, you just need to find those ways,' said Drake, rubbing his grizzled flippers on his forehead. 'I gotta get some food around here, REAL food!!!' yelled Drake. Skipper gulped, then he spoke again. 'You can find real food, there's a shipment...
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posted by Tressa-pom
Scene 1- Owl City Night
Emma:(surprised) Wow! I don't know there is a place called Owl City.
Lexii: Me neither.
Tressa: Because this place's name isn't Owl City. I gave there this name because there are so many owls.
Icicle: Actually there are places call Owl City.
Catherina: So, what will we do next?
Tressa:(excited) I made a list. *tries to find* Wait a second.* takes the list* Hmm. Check time. Is everybody here?
Lexii: Yes. Except Monique, Mya, Dylan,Kiva, Moonshadow.
Kate: Oh dear.
Tressa:*faceflipper*
Lexii: Maybe some others...
Tressa:(depressed)Rune, please tell me you sent invitetion cards to...
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posted by kowalskirocks14
(finaly! I finished my zombie apocalypse story, say I of you want a sequel! Haha, but now I can start off where I left, on the second chapter of "truth in lies")
"well, we all have that bitchy side in us all, now matter how much shit life throws us!" dillain said, almost proud to be cursing.
"god dillain, there's kids reading this!" amber laughed, almost chocking on a fish.
It had been a few day since "dillie" had arrived. And kowalski was getting madder every day. Amber had rathered to  show dillain around the zoo, than try to make a plane that went faster then the speed of light with him.

Amber...
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posted by kowalskirocks14
It was about midnight. Amber was texting away on a phone. Every now and then she would cough or sneeze or something. 
I doubt she's sick, but I winced every time it happened. 
Kowalski was in the lab with private, and Rico was in there. 
Suddenly there was a large crash. 
Only when I jumped did I notice I had spent the past half hour staring at amber. I creeped myself out.
Rico came burying through the door. He piled amber, by the arm, off her bunk, and dragged her into the lab. I followed.
In the lab, I saw private, so sick he was almost dead, but on the floor in front, kowalski had passed out....
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