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This story takes place shortly after the events of Portal 2 about a month or so after Chell escaped. Spoilers ahead but not too many. Enjoy! :D




"LEEEEEEEEXXXXXXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Skipper cupped his flippers around his beak and yelled her name for the 5th time. Her, Julien, Mort, and Maurice had their boom box turned all the way up and were jumping around on the bouncy.
"LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He tried again. No dice. He growled and marched over to the lemur habitat.


The music stopped suddenly and the lemurs all stopped jumping around and turned to look at a very angry Skipper. Julien hopped down and put an arm around the penguin.
"Hey Skippy! I see you have finally come to bask in my glory!" He said, straightening his crown. Skipper shoved him off and glared.
"No! I've been calling that one for ten minutes!!" He pointed at Lexii. She crossed her arms.
"I have a name, you know!" She retorted.
"Yes I know. I've been yelling it!!!" Skipper walked over and grabbed her tail. He began pulling her towards the penguin HQ while she protested.

The pair angrily hopped down the fish bowl and Lexii walked over to the table and sat by Private. He smiled at her and she couldn't help but smiling back.
"So why did y'all want me?" She said a little more cheerfully.
Kowalski cleared his throat. "We need your help getting into a weapons lab. The only way in is through a electrified 15 foot tall gate with a similar fence surrounding the premises. We have located a series of trees which lead over the fence. Being penguins we are not as agile in hopping between branches. That's where you come in. Being the lemur we can tolerate most, we chose you to hop from tree to tree, hop over the fence, and press the button to let us in." Kowalski held out his clipboard and showed Lexii a drawing of her hopping over a fence between two trees. "Do you accept this mission?" He finished. Everyone's eyes were on her.
She smiled. "Sure! Sounds fun!" She stood up and smoothed out her fur. "So when do we leave?"
"Right now!" Skipper said, finally smiling.


"Ugh! Rico I told you to go before we left!" Skipper swerved their car around a pothole. Rico muttered something that sounded like "I didn't have to go then!" and kicked the back of Skipper's seat.
Lexii scooted towards Private more. "I think you should let him go! I don't want any accidents when I'm sitting this close to him!" She said frantically.
Skipper banged his head on the steering wheel, making everyone jump as the horn went off. "UGGHHHH! FINE!" He slammed on the breaks and stopped about nine feet away from a bush. "Hurry!"
Rico flew out of the car and ran behind the bush. Lexii got up next.
"Hey imma go stretch my legs and walk a bit. I'll be back in five!" She hopped out and walked into the darkness away from the car. She jogged about 20 feet away and then stretched her arms above her head. She hated long car rides.
Lexii looked down at her stomach as is growled. She had skipped breakfast and had eaten half of an apple for lunch. Deciding to got look for something to eat, she walked farther away from the car. She reasoned that since they were in a field there had to be something edible.
In the distance she saw a dark figure against the sky. It was some type of shed or something. She smiled because she knew that humans sometimes put their harvest in sheds like this one. She bounded over to it, jumped up and grabbed the door handle, then opened it and stepped inside.
It was pretty dark but she could see some crates in the back. She began walking towards them quickly. Then all of a sudden, she was falling.
posted by starslight101
Chapter 8
"What are you doing here?" Madi asked. Cam smiled.

"You look gorgeous in the sun, Madi!" Cam said. Oh God no, Madi thought.

"Who's this?" Skipper asked.

"That's Cam, my partner." Madi said.

"What is he doing here?"

"I'm here to save Madi!" Cam said happily.

"What?!" Madi exclaimed, "But I can take care of myself!"

"Of course you think that! But why don't you ditch the tough girl image and go for the gorgeous girl image?" That sent Madi over the edge.

"Are you saying I'm not pretty?" Madi asked, exasperated.

"Duh! What, are you going for the idiot girl image too?" Cam asked coldly....
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
(Sorry I took so long with this, I was so busy at school and I had 5 pieces of homework on Friday. >.<)

Ashley ran through the forest and abruptly stopped, nearly making the others run into him.

"This must be it." He whispered, pointing to a large, grey structure, about 20 meters in front of them.

"It sure is." A familiar voice from the bushes agreed. Ashley screeched in surprise and nearly fell over as Skipper walked out of the bush.

"S- sir, what are you doing here?" Ashley asked nervously, remembering his orders to stay at the HQ.

"Well, I realised that you stowed away with the others,...
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Skipper: ... And Lucile? Who was that guy?!
Lucile(nervously): Just an old enemy.
Skipper: Private. Lie detector, please.
Private handed it to Skipper.
Skipper: She's lying!
Lucile: Fine! He's my ex-boyfriend from high-school. But please don't tell Gallis.
Gallis comes out of the plane
Gallis: Tell me what?
Lucile: Tell you that ... Oh, look! An Archeopteryx!
Gallis: Cool! Gimme the camera! Gimme the camera!
Lucile: Good thing he gets so easily distracted.

Emma: Now let's fix the plane. Well start by fixing up the hole in the fuel tank.
Kowalski: Okay, Lucile and Gallis, go get a big piece of metal from...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
The next day Kiva woke up, and looked around in confusion.

"Where am I?" She wondered, glancing at the trees around her. "And more importantly, what happened?" She stood up looked thoughtful. "Ok, so even though I'm lost, I still need to find Emma even if I'm far away." She said, beginning to walk in a random direction, hoping to find her friend, or the others.

Meanwhile Ashley had woke up like a shot and quickly shook his feathers, drying them after last nights storm.

"C'mon guys get up we need to find Kiva and Emma." He told them, tapping his foot impatiently. Kowalski woke up and glanced...
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Here's the original song: link

Verse 1
Young Private has a heart of gold,
Trying to find out why the world's so cold.
Why both his folks are who knows where
Even Uncle Nigel was barely even there
Helping others was his goal to achieve
To all the other birds, he seems naiive
Using rainbows to wipe away tears
In order to hopefully sugarcoat fear.
Accused of being weak, he is told to get strong,
Even though he says fighting's just dead wrong.
People accuse him to possess stupidity
Forcing him as interior snippity.
Private's now frozen on a path on his own
Trying to separate hell and home
No other choice but to...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
A short way into the group's journey, Emma piped up.

"Where in Alaska is this antidote exactly? And how long will it take to get there?" She asked curiously.

"The antidote could be anywhere, and at Blake's current driving speed, it could take days." Kowalski replied, glancing at Blake. Blake blushed, then began to speed up. "Now it should only a take an hour or so." Kowalski added.

"That's good then." Emma remarked cheerfully. She glanced out of the window, noticing it was getting dark outside.

How strange, it's too early for it to be getting darker. She thought, feeling puzzled. Kowalski noticed...
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I knew this was going to happen....I just knew it. *facepalms*

Just so you know...I'm gonna put the rating at T or M just to be safe. Cause...Well...You'll see.

Prussia: Kesesesesese~ I'm totally getting my cookies!

Me: No you are not!

Prussia: Then can I have the reader's vital regions~?

Me: Nein, but you can have mine.

Prussia: Okay that works. Kesesesese~ *slings me over his shoulder*

Me: Wait...If you do that then you aren't getting any cookies! Wait till I'm done verdammit!

Prussia: Nope~

Me: *says very quickly* Penguins of Madagascar and Hetalia do not belong to me. They belong to their rightful...
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posted by SgtSkipper
“But I doubt he even has the brains to come up with a plan like that... I mean, the commissioner is his main rival, so he probably wouldn't attack us any- Wah!” Before she knew it, Lexii found herself flat on her face.
“You OK?” Hybrid asked trying not to smile.
“Stupid floorboard...” Lexii cursed under her breath.
“Floorboard?... There's nothing but concrete here” Hybrid looked as puzzled as Lexii. “You probably just tripped over your own feet”
“I know what happened! Something tripped me!” Lexii protested, folding her arms.
“... Maybe it was a rat?” Hybrid suggested....
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posted by SgtSkipper
After finally managing to free Kaitlyn, everyone regrouped in what looked like the lobby downstairs to discuss further plans on renovating.
“There's a hole in the roof in that room upstairs” Tressa gestured at the roof, “That's why the wood was rotted, with damp”
“We'll just have to stick a bucket under it for now, it's getting too dark to be going outside” Emma sighed. “For now, we'll just have to fix everything indoors”
“It would help if we could see...” Amber replied.
“I'll see if I can find the switch” Lexii stumbled around in the dark.
“Agh!” Kaitlyn screamed abruptly....
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posted by SgtSkipper
Amber's jaw dropped in disbelief as Lexii, Bandit and Emma rolled up in fire red mini cooper onto the grass verge beside the pond.
"You cannot be serious" She scoffed, approaching the vehicle.
Perhaps it was because it was unexpected, or that the car was in such a sorry state that led to her judgment.
Both headlights were smashed, the left bulb was missing completely. A large scratch ran along the left side of the car whilst a large dent occupied the other. Along with that, she noted the door handle on the drivers door was missing. As to where it was? A complete mystery but of little concern.
Lexii...
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Walking through the forest with only a flashlight, Victoria searched for a way out. She didn't like the surroundings, or the cold breezes that sent chills down her spine. She had a feeling something was following her, and her feeling is correct. She walked around the forest for what seemed like hours. The breeze rustled the leaves from the trees above her, and the bushes beside her. "Of course I'm the one who chooses to waddle around the forest alone, and get lost... Why didn't I bring anyone with me... Ugh, I'm so stupid" Victoria said to herself, as she sighed. She heard a twig snap from...
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(Now there will be a wolf fight. :P)

"What have you done...." The white wolf walk closer to the big wolf, low her head to sniff him. He was still breathing, but not trying to get up. There was blood all over his neck and the back of his head, started dripping on the nearby grass. I stared down at him in shock. "I..... I can`t believe I did that.... I only wanted to teach what white one a lesson." I look at the white wolf who was still staring down, but then she lift her head up, glares at me with her dark amber eyes staring right into my eyes. Then I suddenly see Black infront of me, has a...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
The animals made their way back to the HQ in silence, wondering what to do. Emma kept scratching her back, causing Kowalski to poke her flipper. She looked towards him.

"I'd strongly advise not scratching it." He told her, taking her flipper and holding it gently.

"But it's itchy." Emma protested, beginning to scratch with her other flipper. Kowalski stopped her and Emma sighed.

"You should only need these stitches in for about a week, then you can take them out." He began. "But scratching will just irritate it." He explained. Emma grumbled under her breath, and Kowalski watched her with curiousity....
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
Skipper hopped out of the lift into sub level 11, and Tia looked around curiously.

"Wow!" She exclaimed, gazing at all of the dark long aisles, which made up the sub level. It looked a bit like a supermarket, but the nicely coloured food was replaced with weapons of all kind, some capable of mass destruction, and some barely able to harm a fly. Tia stared around, and noticed Skipper smiling warmly at her out of the corner of her eye. She blushed and looked at him shyly.

"So what did you want to talk to me about?" He asked.

"Urm well......." Tia began, her cheeks flushing a little. Skipper took...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
A few weeks passed, and Emma still couldn't get anything on Tia, no matter how many nights she stayed up. Skipper and Tia were growing closer (as were Ashley and Ava), and she couldn't do anything to stop it. It disgusted her. The only thing keeping her from giving up was the help from Marlene and Kowalski. On the 28th of July, (Exactly 3 weeks since the Equa's had arrived) Emma crawled out of bed, and grumbled. Another uneventful night had gone, and she was really starting to miss her sleep. She trudged over, unable to stop her grumpy mood from showing.

"You ok lass?" Ashley asked in concern,...
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posted by Imogen00
Prologue Cover -Duke-
Prologue Cover -Duke-
Prologue : A Thief’s Redemption

"Hope you like it in prison, 'cause that's where you're going to be for a long time..."

A loud crash rang throughout the whole building, followed by the blaring sound of the alarm. Duke groaned as he finally came to his senses, only for pain to shoot through his whole body. "What's going on..?" He cringed as he searched for the source. It was then that the vampire realized that the chandelier was on top of him, pinning him to the ground. Mustering whatever strength he had left he desperately tried to pull himself free but to no avail. His arms gave out as his...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
Emma watched the new transfer out of the corner of her eye, as she tried not to frown in suspicion. She was becoming even more sure that this was the villainous tyrant in disguise. She looked up at Kowalski who, judging by his expression, was thinking exactly the same thing.

"So what do you do for fun around here?" Tia asked brightly.

"Well we all have our own hobbies, but we do other things like watch Tv, get snacks, train, and even have movie marathons." Skipper explained with a smile.

"That sounds like fun!" Tia exclaimed, her eyes glistening a bit. Skipper nodded in response, daring to...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
Emma's woke up slowly, thinking about her nightmare last night. She looked around the HQ, her mind in the clouds.

I know they're never are, but I wish my nightmares were wrong sometimes, it's a right pain knowing something bad is coming. She thought, feeling exasperated. She sighed irritably and hopped out of her bunk. Ashley was already up, along with Skipper and Rico. Emma couldn't help but smile. This was probably the least crowded the HQ would be for weeks, and so she had to enjoy it while it lasted.

"Morning sis." Skipper greeted, sipping his trademark fish coffee.

"Morning Skips." Emma...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
In Outer Space

Tiatra sat upon her throne and tapped her flipper impatiently. She stared around the empty bridge and sighed.

"It's so dull up here." She muttered to herself. "I need some entertainment." She pressed a button on her throne and a little screen popped up in front of her. "Show me the Equa leaders." She ordered. The screen changed to the HQ, and she stared at the screen curiously. She move the little camera and caught sight of the Equas, who were struggling to open their sleeping bags. "Hehe primitive animals." She remarked. "Now show me their friends." She instructed. The screen...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
The penguins went on with the everyday activities, but never lost sight of the foreboding reptile house. Even when they were inside, someone was always on the periscope, checking for any escapees. The day was pretty ordinary, and it rolled on slowly. For most of the day Skipper was working on a building a new model boat, Rico and Private were teaching Tom how to play cards, and Emma, Kowalski and Ashley were doing puzzles, and listening to music.

"Do you think the snakes will get out?" Ashley asked Emma, looking up from his puzzle book in worry.

"Hopefully not Ash." Emma replied, hiding the...
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