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posted by 67Dodge
Saint Michael's Catholic Church was a cathedral, one of the three most renowned churches in all of Fort Grumley, it is adorned with a tall bell tower, flying buttresses, stained glass depicting every section of the bible, and an underground crypt, where each bishop from centuries' past were entombed. The Imperial government wasn't at all interested in the church, as Richard was a total atheist, as are the Imperial Court and almost 25% of Antarctica's populace. Though none of that mattered, as Hannah, Kowalski, Skipper, Rico, and Private were getting ready to enter the sanctified building of bishops, with a clank on the door, a friendly elder, most likely the bishop of the Diocese, opened the door with a welcoming gaze. 

"Hello there, I am delighted to welcome you five to one of the holiest sites in this country, wish to be sworn into the faith?" asked the gentleman. 

"I'm sorry sir, but I am already confirmed with this church I believe, and I seek not remedy nor nepenthe for sin, but an underground operation here," said Hannah. 

The man's face soon turned to shock. 

"Oh dear- Sinful activity has infiltrated such sacred- Come in at once!" shouted the penguin with alarm. 

"Please relax father, don't alarm yourself to the criminals here," said Hannah with a reassuring tone. 

"Lawrence my dear, it's Bishop Lawrence, sorry I never introduced myself," he replied. 

"No worries sir, we'll take care of everything!" shouted Private with glee. 

With that, the five penguins entered the massive building with hurried silence, they knew not to disturb the church staff inside, and thought better to enter straight into the crypt for the criminal mobsters. 

Inside, the gigantic mass hall was adorned with polished oak pews with cushioned memory foam seats, velvet blue tapestries of the resurrection, last supper, and crucifixion hung neatly and with upmost love, not a single crease nor wrinkle was on any of them. The altar was a slightly elevated surface, with cushioned chairs for the Bishop and his clergymen to be seated during mass, gold crosses with Jesus Christ in silver hung all around with little to no tarnishing marring the surface, as if polished every ten minutes, this church spared no expense with icons to their lord and savior.

"How much does this church make annually?" asked Skipper. 

"Most of what our parish does is spend their lives to God, for some, it's money, for others, it's prayer, this church was built by the first missionaries who converted the people here, Antarctica's government doesn't show much malice to our sites here, in fact, they really don't mind the presence of all walks of faith here, though I do pray that the emperor sees the light of our lord some day, either way, he is judged for the measure of his life here," said Lawrence. 

"Wow, and, you don't get any money problems here?" asked Kowalski. 

"Not really, over one thousand people attend per mass, if everyone sent a single dollar, it's often just enough to keep our church operable, and some offer more than we need," replied Lawrence, leading the group to the crypt's entrance, he laboriously lifted a concrete slab that led to a stairs that spiraled downward, "Here you have it, bring these people to justice if you can."

"Thank you sir," said Hannah, then pulled her headset up, clicking the small LED on her flashlight. 

"You gonna contact Lilly?" asked Skipper. 

"Yeah, why?" replied Hannah, placing one of her hidden cameras on the entrance as the group made their descent. 

"Tell her that I think she's the prettiest flower ever planted on this Earth!" shouted Skipper with glee. 

"Hehe, I'll tell her," Hannah laughed, reminiscing about their marriage and Tom-foolery. 

"Kowalski, stay here with Private and take a scout of the area, make sure no one else comes in, and keep the Bishop safe, alright?" commanded Skipper. 

"Yes sir, and what of Rico?" asked Kowalski in response. 

"We need the bomb expert with us if ya wish to find this King Dewey," said Hannah. 

Kowalski soon snapped to reason. 

"Oh, right, do be careful then," he responded. 

"We'll keep you safe sir," saluted Private with happiness. 

"Thank you kind young fellow, may you be blessed for such acts," replied Lawrence. 

Upon descending into the dank, moldy, and dark recesses of the crypt, it became clear why the King would hide an operation here: No one sees in the dark, and the soundproof walls ensure that no one hears anything, especially the sounds of someone screaming. 

"Lilly, see anything?" asked Hannah. 

Lilly sat up, propping her injured legs on her desk. 

"Yeah, I see darkness and decay," she replied sarcastically. 

"Oh haha, very funny, seriously, see any mobsters?" asked Hannah. 

"I don't see the mob members themselves, but they're there alright, look around near the ground," said Lilly. 

To this, Hannah looked down, she saw a trail of a fine scarlet powder, and upon picking up a sample and sniffing it, it was all too familiar. 

"Alindrozin Permeas, ancient Antürch for "Powder of Pleasure", I know this stuff is illegal in this country," said Hannah. 

"Correctomundo Hannah, and that is the selling ploy of the East Side Mob," said Lilly. 

"Then what is significant of the find?" asked Skipper. 

"Simple, we follow the Alindrozin residue left over, it may have spilled from a leaky shipping crate," said Kowalski. 

"Hannah, what exactly does that stuff do to you?" asked Skipper.

"Well, by itself and in it's purest form, it does nothing, other than tasting salty and pretty spicy, as a spice, it's typically put on fish, which mixes with the oils in the meat and creates a chemical similar to dopamine, the stuff in your brain that induces happiness, when eaten, you experience a high that kicks in within two minutes and lasts for almost six hours, you tend to hallucinate, or see things that will make you laugh for unknown reasons, sometimes you may fall comatose," said Hannah. 

"My word, it can do all that?" asked Kowalski. 

"Yeah, they don't call it "The Red Death" for nothing you know, if inhaled through smoke, it may cause instant brain damage to anyone below forty years of age, but produces a similar high if smoked in the minimal age," said Hannah. 

"Does the Emperor have any?" chuckled Skipper. 

"Who knows if he's even heard of the stuff, he's too old to know about anything past "Wittle Kitten" and "Back in my day" stuff," laughed Hannah. 

They soon came upon a stone door, and a small grate opened up with an eye peering through it, a booming voice remarked from behind in a Russian accent thicker than the rock in front of him. 

"Who go there?" asked the voice, a small Tommygun soon popped out another hole below, aimed at Hannah's face. 

"Hannah Faustina, niece of King Dewey, let me in you brute!" shouted Hannah. 

The face stared at her with a icy glare, looking up, then down her body.

"Welcome to the bidding little lady," said the voice, opening the door to her, behind the door was a heavily muscled penguin, clearly he was an emperor penguin, since Hannah was merely a third of his height. 

"Thank you Renart," she replied, looking at his name tag and stopped when Renart shouted. 

"AND WHO ARE DEY?" he asked. 

"The tall one is Steinbird, the short one is Flatts, the crazy one is Demo, they're my escorts for this night's dealing," said Hannah, making up the nicknames on the spot with little hesitation.

"Fine, ergo! The King's booth is over dere!" he shouted, pointing to the left of the crypt.
posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
After a few agonizing seconds. Emma opened her eyes uncertainly. Nightshadow had stopped moving towards them, and cocked his head to the side, watching them curiously. Emma looked at Kowalski, who's face was full of confusion. Nightshadow sniffed the air and took a step closer to them. Emma's heart pounded in her chest as he got nearer. He looked thoughtful, an expression she hadn't seen on him yet. Emma thought about something that Ashley had told her.

He's got a good sense of smell. She remembered, feeling a little less scared. And smells are the biggest trigger of memory. She realised, looking...
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Jane Rizzoli stared out at the sunrise peaking over the tops of the buildings on the city.
"Beautiful morning. Just the perfect day to get us all killed by a psychotic dolphin." she muttered, now an Asian otter, much like Marlene, only with dark brown fur.
"I don't know. it may turn out for the best." says Maura isles, also an Asian Otter, only her fur was the same shade of red as her human hair.
"Personally, I feel I should've been a dolphin, but if the machine picked badger, then I have no choice, do I?" says Patrick Jane, stepping out of the HQ, talking to Private.
"it's just that... well,...
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I guess I'd better start with the basics. My name ain't something I'd normally give, considering how friggin' embarrassing it is. For the record, dudes, it's Rattigan. I know, i know! Don't even get me started on how it sounds!
I was born on October 22nd 1989 in a pet shop, of all places for a dude like me to be born. My dad's side of the family came from England, and knew The Golden Squirrel. He cheated my great great granddad out his entire fortune, and ever since then We've been after his, but more on that later.
I was purchased by some scientist dude when i was young. Rat's don't live to...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
(It is August 2nd 2012, Emma and Kowalski have been going out for 1 year and a half, and Emma, Rico and Skipper's younger brother Tom, was transferred to the zoo 1 month ago. Emma has also started watching an Adult show called True Blood, which is about vampires.)

Emma sat at the the table, eating her breakfast. Kowalski was sitting next to her, his flipper on her shoulder. Emma smiled up at him as she ate. Meanwhile Skipper, Private and Rico were playing Stomp The Wombat. Emma watched in amusement, at the cards stuck on their heads. Tom was watching football (soccer) on the Tv, which annoyed...
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posted by Rainbow_Cookie
"What's this?" Raven said, looking directly at the quite blue haired girl with two blades in her hand, standing next to a taller penguin with an American look. She stopped, and disappeared.

"Where did Raven go?" Mango said running out in the direction she had seen her.

She reappeared once more in front of Mya. She slashed the penguins face, spilling blood from her. "That blue hair. Could you be?" Raven asked her, licking the blood from her claws.

"If you mean Dehilia's daughter, yes I am." Mya wiped her bleeding face. "Long time no see Jackass." She yelled, charging for Raven as she drew her blades....
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
Emma woke up in the early hours of the morning, she glanced at the clock which read 5:30am. She groaned, and pulled the blanket back over her head. But she couldn't get back sleep. She sighed feeling frustrated. She started thinking about what happened yesterday.

I should have really seen it coming, he has been really distant recently. She thought. It still hurts though. She added sadly. Hey, stop feeling sorry for yourself. She told herself sternly. You're single and free now, also you've probably got a chance with you know who. She said. She began to smile, as she thought about the hug yesterday....
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
Private sat in front of the Tv, and even though the Lunacorns was on, he wasn't really paying attention. Inside he was extremely conflicted.

I just don't know to do. He thought desperately. I really like Emma, but not as much as I used to. I don't want to be with her anymore but I don't want to hurt her feelings. He realised. Also Skipper and Rico will kill me if I upset her. He added, worriedly. He closed his eyes and tried to think it out.

"I know what to do." He whispered to himself. He got up, to find Emma, but he cowered.

Urm, I'll tell her later. He thought, going over to his bunk, and...
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posted by MelanieSmith442
Taylor and Kaitlyn looked at each other's helmet's. Afte a moment of silent thinking, the two shook their heads. They took of the helmets and tossed them about. Taylor walked to one side of the hall, standing just before the start of one of the main stairways. And kaitlyn stayed where she was, at the beginning of the second stairway.
Taylor looked to kaitlyn to begin. She counted in her head, nodding at each number. When she had counted, long and slow, from three, she yelled, "GO!!!"
The irks then got onto their make-shift sleds, perched atop the steps. In one second, the girls had le go of the...
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If you all didn't hear yet, this is what happened:

So far 2 presidental polls have been made, but both of them were reported by this "Razor" character everyone is worrying about. So Emma and I decided that to prevent anymore havack that she'd keep the original votes the same. So yours truely, and Lexii (Lexii_23) are now the President and Vice President. I hope that settles everything.


So about an hour ago I made some Guidlines But I only created them to make this place a bit better than it already was. By creating these Guidlines I expect all of you to follow them. Now here are these mystical...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
This was the first time Emma had been outside the zoo, since she got here, and it was beautiful. Birds flew from tree to tree, singing little tunes, rabbits hopped around, nibbling at the grass. The sun was shining brightly in the sky, and it seemed to be the perfect temperature, not too hot, and not too cold. A number of clouds dotted the landscape, making interesting shapes in the sky. As Emma and Private approached a lake, Private stopped and turned to a tree., with a blossoming bush next to it.

"Sarah, are you there?" Private called into the bush. A golden retriever, about the height of...
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The next morning, Saturday, July 28th was wet and dreary. The zoo would be closed today because of minor flooding.
The men awoke at 01100 hours, far later the Skipper would have tolerated.
"Sleep well, guys?" i asked
"Surprisingly, yes." said Tom, followed by "Got any coffee?"
"Of the non hot- water- with - a -sardine- in- it kind, no. But we do have Private's favorite tea." I said.
"And Breakfast?" asked James
"Take your pick. We have, Fish, Fish annnnnd Fish!" I said.
It's weird. If you gulp down a lot of them, it fills you up." said Kristen
"What do you guys do for fun here, when you're no training,...
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posted by TheRatKing1
The Hoboken Zoo was just as it looked, only dirtier. Zookeeper Frances would’ve had a fit by now if she had seen what had become of her Shiny Clean Zoo. We saw a light in Frances’ old living quarters which, upon further inspection, had been transformed into Blowhole’s new hi-tech evil lair.
“ Kaboom?’ asked Rico
“Yes, but after we’re done defeating Blowhole.” Said Skipper.
We snuck around back and made it inside without being trapped. “usually about now, someone starts to say something and is cut off in mid sentence by landing in some horrible trap.’ I pointed out, a bit nervous....
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posted by TheRatKing1
“Blowhole!?” said Skipper.
“Yes, peng-u-ins!. It is I , Doctor Blowhole!” he laughed manically
“What do you want Flipper Face?” I spat
“It’s simple really, I want all of Kowalski’s blueprints-“
“Und we want revenge!” said a familiar German accent.
“Hans?!” exclaimed Skipper
“And, ze Rat King, too!” he said
“What, no Clemson or Savio or Rhonda?” I asked sarcastically
“Oh hello, I don’t believe we’ve met yet.” Said Hans, who sounded genuinely friendly, “ and who might you three be?”
“Classified as to our names, but I can tell you that we’re your worst...
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posted by TheRatKing1
“Well, since I can’t erase your memories, how would you three like to join? We could always use new recruits.” said Skipper.
“You’re willing to trust us that quickly?” I asked
“I still don’t, but if I can’t do anything to make you three forget about this, there’s nothing I can do but let you join.”
“Skippa, “okk a this!” exclaimed Rico.
“Hey, put that down! That’s Kristen’s Birthday gift!”
“Ooh, I do love birthday’s, when was yours?-OUCH!” said Private, followed by a slap from Skipper.
“What is it?” he asked me
“Classified Intel a.k.a not for your eyes.”...
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posted by TheRatKing1
My cousins and I went to bed late last night, July 25th. I had a horrible time sleeping! It felt like I was sleeping on the ground! The three of us woke up sore and tired the next morning to sunlight streaming on our face, which was weird considering we sleep in our grandparent’s basement when we stay for a visit.
"Where the heck are we?” asked Kristen.
"No clue." replied Amanda.
Thankfully, we woke up fully clothed and packed, wallets, phones and chargers, clothes. Whoever did this to us (assuming we weren’t dreaming) even included my 1876 quarter necklace.
"Why do I get the feeling something's...
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posted by DrBsNumber1Fan
The next day, Candy and I were in the living room, talking about what happened last night. "Did you see the look on Skipper's face?" I laughed. "Yes, yes I did" said Candy. Then I asked Candy "Say, where's Blowhole?" "Hmmm" said Candy "Good question, I have no idea"

At that moment, a lobster came running into the living room screaming. "Yo" I said to the lobster as he hid under the couch, "What's wrong?" "There's a hideous creature heading right this way!" he said. "Oh come on" said Candy "You must be imagining things" Then all of a sudden, the windows shut by themselves making the living room...
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posted by kowalskirocks14
omg, i had several dreams about the show! one was fan-wrtten-episode week, where we send in episodes and they choose which episodes to air!

then one about a fan-created series, where the fans nominate three or four fan OCs the become thei own tv show derived from a tv show derived from a movie!

then just a bunch of episode ideas after that.

but the point was, i had a dream once, where there was a bank in my room, i cleaned it the next day, found a twenty-dollar bill uder the bd, and an empty piggy-bank in the closet!
 Julien had been acting weird lately. Being secretive, jumpy, nervous. Lexii didn't know what was wrong with him. They had been dating for almost four months and she had never seen him act like this.  
    Lexii shook her head and kept walking. She felt the cold cement zoo walkway on her feet, and the warm setting sun on her back. 
   Suddenly her right foot made contact with something round, causing her to stumble foward. She regained her composure and turned around to see what it was. 
  "What the-?...." she murmured as she saw the bumpy yellow skin of a lemon. Around the lemon was...
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....I had to cut if from 12 shows to 5, because if wrote the whole story with 12 shows, I swear to God my brain would've exploded out of my skull! D: XD So now it's only PoM, MLP: FiM, TAWOG, Adventure Time, and Regular Show, plus our OCs. :3 Aaaannddd since I had to type more to make it an article..... RANDOM WORDS!!!! WAAAAAATTTTEEEEEERRRMMMEEEEEELLLLOOOOONNNNN, BBEEEEEEEEAAAANNNBBBAAAGGGGGG, SSSOOOOOOOUUUUUPPPPPPP, AAAPPPPPLLLLEEEEESAAAAAUUUCCEEEEE, HHAAAAAAAIIIIIRRRSSSSPPPRRRAAAAAYYYYY & CUUUUUUURRRRRTTTTTAAAIIIIIINNNNNSSSSSS!!!!!! XDDDDDD
posted by DrBsNumber1Fan
Dr Blowhole, Candy, and I went up to the moniters. "Red one" said Doc to his lobster. "What has Candy found?" "Let's see" said the lobster trying to find the footage. "Aha" he said "Found it!" He turned on the recording.

"Ok everyone listen up" said Candy. "When the penguins say something that they are scared of, start planning" We started watching the penguins. They were in their headquarters having a small conversation about their fears. "Kowalski" said Skipper "how about we start off with you" "Oh okay" sighed Kowalski. "I'm scared of paintball!" "What?!" blubbered Rico. "It's true! I was...
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