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posted by 67Dodge
"I would like to have a word with his excellency, Emperor Richard Walter!" Hannah shouted to the gatehouse.

No response, nor sign of life answered her request. 

Hannah got an idea. 

"I'm carrying twenty boxes of cheese pizza!"

Not two minutes afterwards, the wood and steel gate cracked open, the hinges creaking loudly with age and continuous use. A small female penguin wobbled into the scene. She wagged her tail feathers happily and smiled. 

"Hai Han-nah!" she shouted joyfully. 

Hannah gave her a quick glance. 

"Kitten?" Hannah asked, returning a welcoming smile. 

"Uh huh, poppa let me for pizza!" she bounced on her toes. 

"Aw, well, it's coming, I just wanted to talk to your daddy for a bit while we wait," Hannah crouched down. 

"Okee!" Kitten held Hannah's flipper and took her to a guard. 

"Heiress, why'd you let this nice lady in?" the guard asked politely. 

"Poppa and me wanna talk!" 

"To her? About what?" 

"Pizza!" 

Kitten giggled softly. The guard couldn't help but smile. 

"Alright, but let me take her to your daddy, okay? You can follow if you'd like." 

Kitten nodded with furious hyperactivity. 

The guard then escorted Hannah through the palace, walking calmly along a polished marble walkway. Along the way, she saw a team of penguins wiping wax onto the branching paths that were being unused. On the immaculate lawn, in twenty foot intervals, stood small "Keep off Grass" signs in at least fifty two languages, half of which are no longer spoken by anyone. Every one hundred foot of square space sat trees swaying ever so gently in a cool breeze. After six rows of trees, the massive complex itself entered Hannah's view. 

"Been to the palace before?" asked the guard. 

Hannah looked up in wonder. 

This building breathed of wealth, The palace was a square rotunda topped with the most magnificent sapphire and glass dome ever known to architecture, the perimeter was an arcaded walkway containing marble Corinthian columns adorned with gold lattice cuts, each one with an inscription of Antarctica's glory, each window was festively embellished with diamond-encrusted concrete tops, this rotunda had two wings on each side and each wing had it's own building, one for balls and another for feasts, the wings themselves being accommodations for Richard's retinue. 

"I suppose you haven't been, hehe," the guard chuckled, "Here, lemme give you the roundabout, my master Richard the Great works in the second floor of the rotunda complex, follow the golden arrows on the ground, but don't step on them." 

"Why not?" Hannah asked. 

"Servants polish those things every 3 hours and they only make two Imperial Marks and fifty quartets an hour," 

"That's almost one hundred American dollars a day."

"Just follow those arrows, alright?" 

Hannah nodded, climbing up a set of limestone stairs, then stopped at a wooden door reinforced with steel lattices. She pulled a golden handle, and swept the magnificent entryway open. First arrow was right inside. 

She followed each succeeding arrow with haste, bypassing paintings hung on the walls, marble sculptures, and relics of all sorts, varying from religious iconography to secular works. The arrows soon took her up several flights of stairs, she stumbled a few times on account of subtle clumsiness and the fact she was running. Out of the stairwell, Hannah followed more if the golden arrows, finally leading her to a large door at the end of the top floor hallway. This imposing entrance was guarded only by its welded gold hinges, and a tight passcode lock.

"Richard?" Hannah called out. 

The door cracked open up, reaching out to Hannah. 

"Customarily, one would get their visits through a middle-man, but I can recognize this voice a bit, secret word?" the voice on the other side asked. 

Hannah smiled. 

"Aida," 

"So you remember the old Antárch, not many still cling to the old ways in my family, heheh," the door opened fully.

Hannah stepped inside and saw Richard once again, he looked as healthy as he always had; a short, plump physique, with glowing milk chocolate eyes. 

"It's been such a long time Richard," Hannah remarked. 

"And there's no pizza like you said there'd be," Richard smiled. 

"Ah yes, about that, I had to get in you see~" 

"Oh?" 

"Yeah, it's just that I got some bad news; my house got seized by, your orders, or, at least that's what the Civil Protection unit told me," Hannah crossed her flippers behind her back. 

Richard sighed sadly. 

"I see... You're right unfortunately.. It was under my orders, you see, I had to, get my evidence in.."

"Your evidence? Richard, a squadron of Civil Protection units stormed my facility and seized this evidence from-"

"And they were issued and presented a warrant, gave you just compensation, and guaranteed your protection. The retrieval of this proof was in no ways illegal."

Hannah crossed her flippers. 

"Then is there a way to return it?"

"Unfortunately, I'm in no position to return your evidence, the sublime state has bidden it and the people have declared it so."

Hannah grew impatient, seeing that Richard was not going to budge. 

"Which people...?" she hissed softly. 

"....The people, LOVE me... Anyone can tell you that they support my seizure of this evidence because their Augustus has been good and fair to them all their lives. The poor will shake my flipper for all the bridges and roads I ordered and gave them jobs, the wealthy will fall prostrate at my feet for bringing them into the realm of politics and common welfare for all, and the middle grounds will find my lower defense spending and lack of a deficit encouraging!"

"What about the other branches?" Hannah asked challengingly. 

Richard froze, she brought up a solid point. 

"....The Senate hates me... Supreme Court wants nothing to do with me, they were brought in by my dad... Congress never meets eye-to-eye, my own retinue thinks highly of me because I comply with their bloodsucking ways..." 

"Why?"

Richard cringed and stood up fiercely. 

"I am the rightful son of Alexius Walter, the sublime state and her people demanded a younger man to breathe fresh air into an ancient state of prestige, and I didn't disappoint them. The lard laden senators and their kin don't understand that my polluted background isn't their concern, but what I do with everything I've learned."

Hannah let his words sink into her skin.

"Rightful son? Polluted background? Richard, are you-" 

"DON'T SAY IT!" 

Hannah retreated into her seat, whispering in Richard's ear instead. 

"Were you born illegitimately?"

Richard didn't reply. 

"Richard, are you bastard-born...?" 

"....Yes..."
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posted by 67Dodge
The trio approached the cell, seeing the prisoner inside sitting down with a smirk on his face, almost as if waiting for them. 

"Hey, James!! We got this group of penguins here who want to ask you a few questions, don't you dare try anything stupid or you'll be going into solitary confinement for the rest of your days, understood?" asked the Deputy, as he unlocked the cell door. 

James nodded, without a word. Hannah, Lilly, and Skipper walked in, the latter placing Lilly's suspect folder on a table. Hannah then began their interrogation. Picking up a copy of the .jpeg file she received earlier...
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posted by 67Dodge
"We can most certainly say he has covered a lot of ground, and that whoever it is, left you this," said the investigator, handing Hannah a small card. 

"I'm Coming Back," she read. 

Hannah flipped it and saw nothing else written on it. Except she noticed small symbols on the top right that seemed odd. 

"Hmm... What can these represent.." she asked herself. 

The first symbol was a simple delta, but it seemed to be inverted, possibly to represent its opposite. The second and third symbols were very similar, but they were slightly different by looking with more scrutiny, both were the symbol of...
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posted by 67Dodge
It was a dark, quiet night, more than perfectly pitch-black above the city. The dazzle of neon signs and LEDs flashing to near seizure-inducing. Signs like the golden arches of a "McDonald's" or the orange and white striped slanted rooftops of a "Whataburger", or better yet, "King Dewey's Dugout". Commercialism and fattening hundred-dollar-cigar-rolling business seemed to dominate this big stinkin' city. However, it was much more than that. This was Fort Grumley, boasting as the largest city in the world, capital of Antarctica, the land at the bottom of the world, how is this possible? It's...
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posted by starslight101
(This contains strong language, but it's censored. Viewer discretion is still advised. For 13+)

Madi: 14
Cam: 15

Cam's mouth dropped open.

"You have an ex-boyfriend?!" Cam asked, beyond surprised.

"No, I have a pet goldfish calling me. Of course I have an ex-boyfriend!" Madi shouted. "That little mother******."

"Madi! Language!" Cam said. Madi laughed.

"Oh please! You think that's bad, you should have seen our fights!" She said. "He dropped a couple of 'C' bombs. And I dropped a LOT of 'F' bombs as well." She laughed nervously.

"Why did he dump you?" Cam asked. Madi cracked up laughing.

"Oh...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
As the group pursued the thief further into the woods, Emma stared around at the people who remained in the clearing and sighed. Her attention was caught by Kowalski who tapped her on the shoulder.

"Ashley's got a broken flipper and a few crushed ribs, but he should be fine if he doesn't engage in any action, and rests." Kowalski explained. Emma looked at the young penguin, who was now sleeping soundly, and sat down beside him, patting his head gently.

"If I ever see that Derek guy again, I'll snap his neck." She said, a look of anger crossing her face. "Do you think the seal things hired him?"...
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posted by starslight101
(A/N: I messed up on the last chapter: it was supposed to be Part 3-Chapter 2. Sorry about the confusion.)

Chapter 3
The penguins reached the party and they were all dressed up. Madi was wearing a short black dress with black high heels. Her eyelashes were smoky, black, and long.

"I can't barely recognize you!" Private said.

"Good, cause that's the point. But I have to say, you guys look GREAT!" Madi said. The guys were all wearing matching black tuxedos with red ties.

"You have good taste. Well, here are your weapons." Madi said. She took out some red guns and gave them to Skipper, Kowalski,...
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Skipper's Family - Chpt.2 Flirting, secrets & skilene.
Fan fiction by Random-Partier posted 20 hours ago    

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Once they got inside, Sky dropped Skipper on to the stone floor somewhat carelessly. "Ah-Ug!" screamed Skipper as his body made contact with the floor.
"Hahahahahaha! Sucker! Hahahaha-WAH!" shrieked Emily as she too got dropped to the floor. Skippers team and family were about to help them up when Voilet, Skippers other sister, used her 'black magic' to lavetate them back on to there feet. Everyone (A/N: Exept for Skipper and his family,) looked at her in astonishment.

Voilet...
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posted by starslight101
Chapter 8
"What are you doing here?" Madi asked. Cam smiled.

"You look gorgeous in the sun, Madi!" Cam said. Oh God no, Madi thought.

"Who's this?" Skipper asked.

"That's Cam, my partner." Madi said.

"What is he doing here?"

"I'm here to save Madi!" Cam said happily.

"What?!" Madi exclaimed, "But I can take care of myself!"

"Of course you think that! But why don't you ditch the tough girl image and go for the gorgeous girl image?" That sent Madi over the edge.

"Are you saying I'm not pretty?" Madi asked, exasperated.

"Duh! What, are you going for the idiot girl image too?" Cam asked coldly....
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
(Sorry I took so long with this, I was so busy at school and I had 5 pieces of homework on Friday. >.<)

Ashley ran through the forest and abruptly stopped, nearly making the others run into him.

"This must be it." He whispered, pointing to a large, grey structure, about 20 meters in front of them.

"It sure is." A familiar voice from the bushes agreed. Ashley screeched in surprise and nearly fell over as Skipper walked out of the bush.

"S- sir, what are you doing here?" Ashley asked nervously, remembering his orders to stay at the HQ.

"Well, I realised that you stowed away with the others,...
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Skipper: ... And Lucile? Who was that guy?!
Lucile(nervously): Just an old enemy.
Skipper: Private. Lie detector, please.
Private handed it to Skipper.
Skipper: She's lying!
Lucile: Fine! He's my ex-boyfriend from high-school. But please don't tell Gallis.
Gallis comes out of the plane
Gallis: Tell me what?
Lucile: Tell you that ... Oh, look! An Archeopteryx!
Gallis: Cool! Gimme the camera! Gimme the camera!
Lucile: Good thing he gets so easily distracted.

Emma: Now let's fix the plane. Well start by fixing up the hole in the fuel tank.
Kowalski: Okay, Lucile and Gallis, go get a big piece of metal from...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
The next day Kiva woke up, and looked around in confusion.

"Where am I?" She wondered, glancing at the trees around her. "And more importantly, what happened?" She stood up looked thoughtful. "Ok, so even though I'm lost, I still need to find Emma even if I'm far away." She said, beginning to walk in a random direction, hoping to find her friend, or the others.

Meanwhile Ashley had woke up like a shot and quickly shook his feathers, drying them after last nights storm.

"C'mon guys get up we need to find Kiva and Emma." He told them, tapping his foot impatiently. Kowalski woke up and glanced...
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Here's the original song: link

Verse 1
Young Private has a heart of gold,
Trying to find out why the world's so cold.
Why both his folks are who knows where
Even Uncle Nigel was barely even there
Helping others was his goal to achieve
To all the other birds, he seems naiive
Using rainbows to wipe away tears
In order to hopefully sugarcoat fear.
Accused of being weak, he is told to get strong,
Even though he says fighting's just dead wrong.
People accuse him to possess stupidity
Forcing him as interior snippity.
Private's now frozen on a path on his own
Trying to separate hell and home
No other choice but to...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
A short way into the group's journey, Emma piped up.

"Where in Alaska is this antidote exactly? And how long will it take to get there?" She asked curiously.

"The antidote could be anywhere, and at Blake's current driving speed, it could take days." Kowalski replied, glancing at Blake. Blake blushed, then began to speed up. "Now it should only a take an hour or so." Kowalski added.

"That's good then." Emma remarked cheerfully. She glanced out of the window, noticing it was getting dark outside.

How strange, it's too early for it to be getting darker. She thought, feeling puzzled. Kowalski noticed...
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I knew this was going to happen....I just knew it. *facepalms*

Just so you know...I'm gonna put the rating at T or M just to be safe. Cause...Well...You'll see.

Prussia: Kesesesesese~ I'm totally getting my cookies!

Me: No you are not!

Prussia: Then can I have the reader's vital regions~?

Me: Nein, but you can have mine.

Prussia: Okay that works. Kesesesese~ *slings me over his shoulder*

Me: Wait...If you do that then you aren't getting any cookies! Wait till I'm done verdammit!

Prussia: Nope~

Me: *says very quickly* Penguins of Madagascar and Hetalia do not belong to me. They belong to their rightful...
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posted by SgtSkipper
“But I doubt he even has the brains to come up with a plan like that... I mean, the commissioner is his main rival, so he probably wouldn't attack us any- Wah!” Before she knew it, Lexii found herself flat on her face.
“You OK?” Hybrid asked trying not to smile.
“Stupid floorboard...” Lexii cursed under her breath.
“Floorboard?... There's nothing but concrete here” Hybrid looked as puzzled as Lexii. “You probably just tripped over your own feet”
“I know what happened! Something tripped me!” Lexii protested, folding her arms.
“... Maybe it was a rat?” Hybrid suggested....
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