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Copied over from FanFiction. It is afternoon right now
Ross falls alseep on the couch but twenty minutes he hears his parents discussing something in the kitchen...
"We can't let the boy get away with failing his tests. He is smart" he hears Jack say, "Gosh honey just give him some time. This year has been really hard on the kids" Judy tells him. "Alright but only if you give me little sugar" they have a very happy and loving marriage.
A few minutes Ross hears his parents kissing in the kitchen
"Oh man. Gross" Ross exclaims in his head, but then realizes that his parents tend to forget about things when they are in lovey-dovey mode. But apparently not this time because they enter the living room and his dad says, "Me and your mother decided that we are getting you a tutor and you have to clean up Chi-Chi's doggie business in the backyard". "Why are you doing this to me mommy and daddy" Ross whines in a girl like way, "Dad see those three turkeys(lets pretend it's near thanksgiving) in the fridge, you should make him put one on his head as punishment also" Monica tells her dad. "And Ross I want you put a turkey on your head too and dance with it" his dad responds.
20 minutes later the gang come over. Ross is sweeping up Chi-Chi's poop...
Joey notices something brown and says 'Ooh fudge", "No don't eat that" everybody exclaims but it's too late since Joey stuffs it into his mouth and asks "What did I just eat", "You just ate the dog's poop" Phoebe tells him. Monica doesn't see her parents near the sliding glass door so she wraps her arms around Chandler.
Ending this chapter right here because it's late and I can't seem to control my laughter. Ross with the turkey head will be up trm. Plz R&R! :)
Copied over from FanFiction. It is afternoon right now
Ross falls alseep on the couch but twenty minutes he hears his parents discussing something in the kitchen...
"We can't let the boy get away with failing his tests. He is smart" he hears Jack say, "Gosh honey just give him some time. This year has been really hard on the kids" Judy tells him. "Alright but only if you give me little sugar" they have a very happy and loving marriage.
A few minutes Ross hears his parents kissing in the kitchen
"Oh man. Gross" Ross exclaims in his head, but then realizes that his parents tend to forget about things when they are in lovey-dovey mode. But apparently not this time because they enter the living room and his dad says, "Me and your mother decided that we are getting you a tutor and you have to clean up Chi-Chi's doggie business in the backyard". "Why are you doing this to me mommy and daddy" Ross whines in a girl like way, "Dad see those three turkeys(lets pretend it's near thanksgiving) in the fridge, you should make him put one on his head as punishment also" Monica tells her dad. "And Ross I want you put a turkey on your head too and dance with it" his dad responds.
20 minutes later the gang come over. Ross is sweeping up Chi-Chi's poop...
Joey notices something brown and says 'Ooh fudge", "No don't eat that" everybody exclaims but it's too late since Joey stuffs it into his mouth and asks "What did I just eat", "You just ate the dog's poop" Phoebe tells him. Monica doesn't see her parents near the sliding glass door so she wraps her arms around Chandler.
Ending this chapter right here because it's late and I can't seem to control my laughter. Ross with the turkey head will be up trm. Plz R&R! :)
