Heather: They're way ahead, so we've got to go!
Courtney: We've got to build something to sail, something we can row-ow!
Sierra: It doesn't have to be a boat!
Heather, Sierra, and Courtney: As long as it stays afloat!
Oh, why did we build Gwen's face?!
Alejandro and Duncan: It's almost ready, to set sail!
Duncan: Just hammering in the final nail!
Heather, Courtney, and Sierra: Ohh, ohh, ohh!
Owen: We really did this fast!
Alejandro and Duncan: Soon we'll be back in first class!
Alejandro, Duncan, and Owen: Because they built Gwen's face!
Heather, Courtney, and Sierra: We built Gwen's face!
Alejandro, Duncan, and Owen: We're gonna take first place!
Heather, Courtney, and Sierra: Because we built Gwen's face!
Courtney: Aaaa-eee-yeah-eee-yeah!
Heather and Courtney: We built Gwen's face! (held until the final note)
Sierra: Eee-yeah-eee-yeah-eee-yeah-eee-yeah!
Courtney: We've got to build something to sail, something we can row-ow!
Sierra: It doesn't have to be a boat!
Heather, Sierra, and Courtney: As long as it stays afloat!
Oh, why did we build Gwen's face?!
Alejandro and Duncan: It's almost ready, to set sail!
Duncan: Just hammering in the final nail!
Heather, Courtney, and Sierra: Ohh, ohh, ohh!
Owen: We really did this fast!
Alejandro and Duncan: Soon we'll be back in first class!
Alejandro, Duncan, and Owen: Because they built Gwen's face!
Heather, Courtney, and Sierra: We built Gwen's face!
Alejandro, Duncan, and Owen: We're gonna take first place!
Heather, Courtney, and Sierra: Because we built Gwen's face!
Courtney: Aaaa-eee-yeah-eee-yeah!
Heather and Courtney: We built Gwen's face! (held until the final note)
Sierra: Eee-yeah-eee-yeah-eee-yeah-eee-yeah!
Owen: Bla-Blaine-a-riffic! S-s-so terrific!
Blaineley: I'm fa-fa-famous. Famous!
Courtney: This is so against the rules, does Chris think we're a bunch of fools?
Chris: Rules? This ain't no Sunday School! Miss Thing up there's a ratings jewel!
Owen: Bla-Blainerific!
Heather: M-M-Make me si-ick!
Blaineley: I'm fa-fa-famous. Famous! Get me a half fat, no foam lattes steamed to a hundred two, heat! I'm quite specific.
Owen: She's Blaine-a-riffic!
Duncan: So-so horrific.
Blaineley: I'm fa-fa-fam-
Cody: Who's that girl again?
Blaineley: WHAT?! Who am I? Who am I?! Who are you? I'm the host of the Puppy Bachelorette, I was nominated for a Gemmi Award, I interviewed you for Celebrity Manhunt! It's a fact and scientific, that I'm still Blainerific.
Heather and Courtney: She's not so famous. Turns out that she's not so fam
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Chris: Last time on Total Drama Adventure
Private made a quit!
So we had to go to the elimination! >.<
Our last hope went home
You guessed it
Codyyyyy
It's
Gwen: The Goth Girl
Skipper: The Hard One
and Crystal: The Evil Girl
Let's see who makes it to the final 2 on Total
Drama...
ADVENTURE!
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Gwen: Hmm...
Chris: Today the old cast votes for the two winners!
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Gwen: I'm the 2nd popular out of the three.
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Crystal: Man I'm gonna win this!
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Everyone else: OH, YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING!
Private made a quit!
So we had to go to the elimination! >.<
Our last hope went home
You guessed it
Codyyyyy
It's
Gwen: The Goth Girl
Skipper: The Hard One
and Crystal: The Evil Girl
Let's see who makes it to the final 2 on Total
Drama...
ADVENTURE!
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SKIPPER!!!!
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Everyone else: OH, YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING!
I traded fame for love
Without a second thought
It all became a silly a game
Some things cannot be bought
I got exactly what I asked for
Wanted it so badly
Running, rushing back for more
I suffered fools so gladly
And now I find
I've changed my mind
Chorus:
The face of you
My substitute for love
My substitute for love
Should I wait for you
My substitute for love
My substitute for love
I traveled round the world
Looking for a home
I found myself in crowded rooms
Feeling so alone
I had so many lovers
Who settled for the thrill
Of basking in my spotlight
I never felt so happy
(chorus)
Mmmmm, ooohhh, mmmmm
Famous faces, far off places
Trinkets I can buy
No handsome stranger, heady danger
Drug that I can try
No ferris wheel, no heart to steal
No laughter in the dark
No one-night stand, no far-off land
No fire that I can spaaaaaaaark!!!!!!!!
Mmmmm, mmmmm
(chorus)
Now I find I've changed my mind
This is my religion
Without a second thought
It all became a silly a game
Some things cannot be bought
I got exactly what I asked for
Wanted it so badly
Running, rushing back for more
I suffered fools so gladly
And now I find
I've changed my mind
Chorus:
The face of you
My substitute for love
My substitute for love
Should I wait for you
My substitute for love
My substitute for love
I traveled round the world
Looking for a home
I found myself in crowded rooms
Feeling so alone
I had so many lovers
Who settled for the thrill
Of basking in my spotlight
I never felt so happy
(chorus)
Mmmmm, ooohhh, mmmmm
Famous faces, far off places
Trinkets I can buy
No handsome stranger, heady danger
Drug that I can try
No ferris wheel, no heart to steal
No laughter in the dark
No one-night stand, no far-off land
No fire that I can spaaaaaaaark!!!!!!!!
Mmmmm, mmmmm
(chorus)
Now I find I've changed my mind
This is my religion
Bridgette and Geoff: Who you gonna root for?
Who's it gonna be?
Is it Heather, Alejandro, or will you pick Cody?
Bridgette: There's Heather, she's an ice queen,
But she's been playin' hard!
Geoff: Too bad, everybody hates her.
She'd have to pay a bodyguard!
Bridgette and Geoff: Who you gonna root for?
Who's it gonna be?
Is it Heather, Alejandro, or will you pick Cody?
Harold: (rapping) Ricki-tick-ity, you're gonna hear it from me!
The only one winning this is C-O-D!
Pimpin' like a king, sippin' lemonade in the shade!
Kickin' it Hawaiian style, gonna take home the cheddar!
We're gonna be all smiles!
Shawty!
Courtney: Hey! How come he gets to sing?
Geoff: He doesn't! Harold!
Harold: (rapping) Ricki-ticki-ticki-tody, give it up for my man Cody!
Harold's in the house spittin' rhymes like a roadie, a roadie!
Courtney: Gwen's a boyfriend stealer!
Harold: (rapping) Ricki-tick, whoa!
Courtney: Duncan's a dead man!
Harold: (rapping) Ricki-tick, oh, no!
Geoff: Cut! Stop the music!
Who's it gonna be?
Is it Heather, Alejandro, or will you pick Cody?
Bridgette: There's Heather, she's an ice queen,
But she's been playin' hard!
Geoff: Too bad, everybody hates her.
She'd have to pay a bodyguard!
Bridgette and Geoff: Who you gonna root for?
Who's it gonna be?
Is it Heather, Alejandro, or will you pick Cody?
Harold: (rapping) Ricki-tick-ity, you're gonna hear it from me!
The only one winning this is C-O-D!
Pimpin' like a king, sippin' lemonade in the shade!
Kickin' it Hawaiian style, gonna take home the cheddar!
We're gonna be all smiles!
Shawty!
Courtney: Hey! How come he gets to sing?
Geoff: He doesn't! Harold!
Harold: (rapping) Ricki-ticki-ticki-tody, give it up for my man Cody!
Harold's in the house spittin' rhymes like a roadie, a roadie!
Courtney: Gwen's a boyfriend stealer!
Harold: (rapping) Ricki-tick, whoa!
Courtney: Duncan's a dead man!
Harold: (rapping) Ricki-tick, oh, no!
Geoff: Cut! Stop the music!
YOU HEARD US.
1. "Open Your Heart"
2. "Lucky Star"
3. "True Blue"
4. "Papa Don't Preach"
5. "White Heat"
6. "Causing a Commotion"
7. "The Look of Love"
8. "Where's the Party"
9. "Live to Tell"
1O. "Into the Groove"
11. "La Isla Bonita"
12. "Who's That Girl"
13. "Holiday"
OPEN YOUR HEART TO ME, BABY I'LL HO-
YOU MUST BE MY LUCKY STAR, CAUSE YOU SHINE ON ME WHERE EVER YOU ARE!
TRUE BLUE BABY, I LOVE YOU!
PAPA DON;T PREACH, I'M IN TROUBLE DEEP.
AND MORE FAMOUS SONGS
NANANANANANANANANANANANA!
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1. "Open Your Heart"
2. "Lucky Star"
3. "True Blue"
4. "Papa Don't Preach"
5. "White Heat"
6. "Causing a Commotion"
7. "The Look of Love"
8. "Where's the Party"
9. "Live to Tell"
1O. "Into the Groove"
11. "La Isla Bonita"
12. "Who's That Girl"
13. "Holiday"
OPEN YOUR HEART TO ME, BABY I'LL HO-
YOU MUST BE MY LUCKY STAR, CAUSE YOU SHINE ON ME WHERE EVER YOU ARE!
TRUE BLUE BABY, I LOVE YOU!
PAPA DON;T PREACH, I'M IN TROUBLE DEEP.
AND MORE FAMOUS SONGS
NANANANANANANANANANANANA!
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