Scenario Time~!

I stared at him, my eyes widening, before my lips curved in a smile. I pushed him back and tried to find the right words.
"How long did you practice that cheesy line?" I finally asked, my smile getting bigger as I saw his surprised expression. "Edward, you need to try better than that. I won't be your Bella. I prefer Mike more than you anyway."
With that I walked away, knowing I had made the right choice.

Sorry, I couldn't resist making it story-form!

"Die."

I then turned away and thought about what to say before immediately turning back and answering, "You know what my life is, PIZZA! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

IC as Lord Voldemort: Aside from this whole thing being unreasonably creepy...didn't I kill you already? AVADA KEDAVRA! (Thinking: seems like all my killing curses are failing nowadays)

OOC: Hit 'im where the sun don't shine >:)

I'm not Bella, so I wouldn't enjoy it.. Because he's just some strange guy. If I knew him, and if I liked him, I would most likely enjoy it.

If I were Bella (or in her situation), who has the ability to look past his apparent strangeness, I would react as Bella and probably jump on him.


(Is this an actual excerpt from the book? I can't remember.)

I'd probably wonder what kind of life he had before he met me.

throw him back and demand Jasper or Emmett >.>

"But I don't know you!"
And
"Also, whats that smell? Is that strawberries?"
And
"Dude, you look like you've seen a ghost!"

OMG I WULD LYKE FREEEEAK! He iz myne tho alredy n we r married so i dunt tink it wuld mke a diff. dese things hppen eery day! dats how gewd of a relanhip we r in

"i'M YOURS!"

My mouth gaped, and I was unable to react, at first. He came closer and closer for a kiss. I backed away.
"What's wrong?" he'd ask.
"Oh, you smell. Gross, why are you wearing old lady perfume?" I'd answer.

:D

OOC: I'm assuming, for the lulz, that this is a thread in a forum based roleplay. I will obey the usual rules I keep while I roleplay. Which means no powerplaying without consequences and no godmodding.

IC:
Hermina stared back at this Cedric Diggory look-alike in shock. Or was it even the Cedric Diggory she knew? The triwizard champion? She shook her head to clear her thoughts, her brown hair following her movements measly.
No, this creepy lunatic couldn't logically be Cedric. And with that conclusion firmly planted in her mind before it was poisoned by this madman's perfume, Mina stretched her right arm out and her trusted vine and oak wand slid silently into her hands.

With the last ramblings from the lunatic completed, Hermina von Lohenstein raised her wand chest-level and said quietly: "Depulso." As the repulsion spell pushed the madman backwards a few metres and giving her space, she said: "No, whoever you are Demon. You're not going to get me." As she said that, the air suddenly filled with electricity as the poor already tormented Ravenclaw continued: "Vade retro Satanas. Fulmus superbus!"

One single bolt of lightning, a few hundreds of thousands ampere in current burst out of the wand and crackled and turned in the air, arching and reuniting continously, but it always maintained an incredible speed towards its unfortunate target. It enveloped the target but alas. Before a real impact could be observed, Hermina had fainted from the demanding curse.

I quickly shut my eyes, moved my hands like a mime, and said in my best old lady voice, "Eh, Sonny boy, is that you?"

I then responded, "YOUR MOM'S YOUR LIFE NOW!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*slaps* perve *grabs the pepper spray and slowly walks away*

I stared at him for a while, then started screaming i jumped up told him to fuck off and ran away