So this 12 year old girl, Tatiana, decides to invite her favorite horror movie star, Jason, to her house for tea. Jason is so baffled by the invitation, he decides to go, just to meet the girl who sent it. He gets ready, goes to the address, and sees a little girl and her tiny friend waiting at the door. Now the two kids have the biggest grins on their faces, because they just can't believe that he actually came. He doesn't even make it to the doorbell before he's yanked through the door frame, greeted by screams and hugs and blinded by camera flashes!!! he decides to stay, and the only thought in his mind the whole time is,"Holy crap! these girls are lunatics!"
The good news is... erm. Erm. We'll get back to you on that one.
Zombie has long said that he would never make a sequel to his 2007 film, which spent more time on the origin of stalker and slasher extraordinaire Michael Myers than it did on the actual stalking and slashing, despite the fact that it grossed a nice, sequel-friendly $78 million worldwide.
