This episode is between episode 9 and 10, lol.
I´m neither good at medical stuff nor at sticking true to the characters, be warned...




Episode 9 1/2 (Part 1)

(View of Wilson´s office. He is sitting at his desk, writing something as a woman with a file comes in. Wilson stops writing and looks up, taking a nap of his morning coffee.)

Wilson: Morning Danielle.

Danielle: Morning James.
(reads the files)
You have to talk to a patient in an hour. Ah and Mrs. Taylor annulled her appointment for tomorrow morning.

Wilson: Thank you, Danielle.

Danielle: By the way, Mr. Thompson is still complaining about the chemo he gets...

Wilson: (rolls eyes) I´ll talk to him again.

Danielle: (nods)

Wilson: (looks at her) You look pretty pale today...

Danielle: I´m just tired.

Wilson: (writes a prescription) The pills for Mr. Grahamm.
(gives it to her)

Danielle: I´ll get them.
(falters)

Wilson: (stands up) Danielle?

Danielle: I...
(passes out and falls to the floor)

Wilson: (looks very shocked, rushes over to her, bends down and calls for help)

(opening scene)
(view of Wilson and House walking along the hallway)

House: So your assistant collapsed?
(can´t hold back a grin)

Wilson: Yes. That´s not funny, House.

House: Of course not...
(glances at him)
Wait, why are you holding that chart out to me??

Wilson: Read through it and tell me what you think.

House: (doesn´t take a look at the chart) I think it´s the flu.
(shrugs)

Wilson: The flu??

House: You can also call it influenza, if you think that sounds more dramatically.
(swoops for a lolly)

Cuddy: (has watched them) House! The lollies are for the children.

House: Oh, I´m glad you have no children yet.
(puts the lolly into his mouth)

Wilson: (looks at him impatiently) House, what do you say?

House: (licks the lolly) It´s definitely strawberry.

Wilson: I was talking about my assistant.

Cuddy: (approaches them)

House: Ah yes, you can borrow Thirteen until the bad, bad flu is over. Sorry, I wanted to say influenza.

Wilson: It´s not...

Cuddy: House, do you have a case?

House: (looks at Cuddy) Nice Top. What if I don´t?

Cuddy: Then I have a lot of clinic hours to offer, 3 doctors are ill this week and I need everyone I can get.

House: Erm... I guess... (swoops for Wilson´s chart) I have a case.
(smiles at Cuddy) You can go now.

Cuddy: Fine.(is a little confused, but goes away then)

Wilson: So you take the case?

House: Yes. By the end of the day I will have found out that she has the flu. Until then Cuddy leaves me alone.
(limps towards the elevator, quietly smiling at the thought of a day off)

...to be continued (when there´s positive feedback)...