Hugh Laurie

1. You sit in front of the Television watching a show you hate for hours just waiting to see the advert for the next episode is on.
2. You scream every time you see the advert.
3. When you see a [H]ouse DVD at the shops you run towards it even though you have it at home.
4. You manage to turn every conversation into one about [H]ouse.
5. Every time you see the word [H]ouse you scream.
6. You go to the hospital in hope to see or meet a doctor with the same name as someone on [H]ouse.
7. You know the title of every episode in order by heart.
8. You know the diagnosis at the end of every episode.
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