ZODIAC... File Dump

THE keeper of the crypt, a guard of his living tomb;
FROM one corner to the other, alone, in his unholy room...
INSIDE a Pharohs' grave, a scaarob, the mummies sacramental bettle;
TO ride upon a camels back to reach Heaven, through the Eye of the Needle...
NOW to live in the Kingdom of GOD, is our lifes hope;
A skeptic of religion, the scolar dancing high above on a fragile tightrope...
HE gazzes upon Heaven, although his road leads straight through Hell;
THE black cat crosses his path, the clock in the tower rings its thirteenth bell...
ONES life it would seem, is filled with conjure, magical...

In a land far, far away, there lived a land of unicorns. These unicorns were gorgeous with there gleaming rainbow manes and sparkling black eyes that shone in the sun light. These unicorns didn't just wonder freely though, they were owned and taken care of by the Diamond Princess. Here, let me tell you the History of the Diamond Princess.

*Flashback*
Long ago, there lived a king who longed for a wife who he would call hid queen. This king's name was King Stone. One day, a young maiden walked by the Stone Castle while King Stone was overlooking the kingdom in his tower when he came across a beautiful...

Once upon a time,There lived a man named Skeeter.Skeeter lived at his girlfriend's house with her two children,Mandy and Kylie.Both girls love to color and draw their own world in their journals,with their imagination.Mandy just turned 6 and had a birthday party.
Skeeter:Okay!Bye guys!Thanks for coming!
Cindy:So,now what?
Skeeter:Well-
Mandy:*runs in*Yay!Daddy I'm finally 6!
Skeeter:I know!And I'm not your daddy,Yet.*turns to Cindy*
Cindy:Not my fault!You're the guy!You buy the ring!
Skeeter:Once I get a raise,I'll be your Daddy!Now,BIRTHDAY PUNCH!*Runs after Mandy*
Mandy:NO!*Runs and giggles*No!NO...

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