Irish Hunters Article: Equestria Brothers-Magic 101

posted by ricoiswsome

*using bowling for soups 1985 beat*
Wahoo, hoo, hoo
Wahooo, hoo, hoo

Trixie just hit the wall
She never had it all
One Prozac a day
Pervious job as CPA
Her dreams went out the door
When she came to Ponyville
Only been with one colt
What happened to her plan

She was gonna be magician
She was gonna be a star
She was gonna shake her flank
In front of Ponyville tower
Her yellow cart is now the enemy
Looks at her average life
And nothin'
Has been alright

Since Twili, and two-bit
Way before Sonic Dash
There was Flutter and Rift
Music still in the good old days
Our two friends in high school
The tell us that she's uncool
Because she still preoccupied
With magic, magic, magic 101

She's heard all the classics
She knows every pick up
She thinks of Breakfast club looks pretty in pink
Even the old pony fire
She rocked out to the classics
Not a big cello fan
Thought she could get a hoof
To help her with her with her own plans

Where's that powerful magic
And who's the other unicorn playing the violin
When did gossip
Become news
What ever happened to
Real news
And Comics
In the news paper

Twili, and two-bit
Way before Sonic Dash
There was Flutter and Rift
Music still in the good old days
Our two friends in high school
The tell us that she's uncool
Because she still preoccupied
With magic, magic, magic 101

She hates time
Make it stop
When did she listen to classic rock
And when did Rarity
Stop designing
Please make this, stop, stop, stop
And bring back

Twili, and two-bit
Way before Sonic Dash
There was Flutter and Rift
Music still in the good old days
Our two friends in high school
The tell us that she's uncool
Because she still preoccupied
With magic 101

Twili, and two-bit
Way before Sonic Dash
There was Flutter and Rift
Music still in the good old days
Our two friends in high school
The tell us that she's uncool
Because she still preoccupied
With magic, magic, magic 101

_Lexii23_ That's awesome!!!!! :D

Rift and Fluttershy: Book VII

posted by ricoiswsome

Chapter 1: Father's visit
Rift: *sitting in chair reading*
Fluttershy: Hey Rift, may I talk to you for a second?
Rift: Sure, what is it?
Fluttershy: Um, is it alright if my father comes for a visit.
Rift: Uh, yeah sure.
Fluttershy: Is there something wrong?
Rift: Uh, no it's just..... I think your father hates me.
Fluttershy: Oh, come on Rift, he doesn't hate you.
Rift: Fluttershy, he tried to bribe me to break up with you when we where dating.
Fluttershy: I know, but you didn't did you?
Rift: No, but that's not the point, he clearly doesn't like you being with me.
Fluttershy: What about at the wedding?...

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Rift and Lex

added by _Lexii23_

Source: Me

Kat and Donatello: Book 1(unofficial to the Rift and Fluttershy series)

posted by ricoiswsome

*This is just a small spin off and will not be part of the Rift and Fluttershy series and is something me and Adam are working on*
Chapter 1: Proposal
Kat: *in the library*
Donatello: *walks up behind Kat* Hey kitten.
Kat: Hi Donte. *kisses Donatello*
Donatello: I have something I want to ask you.
Kat: What is it?
Donatello: Kathrine Juliet Jones, I've loved you for quiet sometime now, and seeing as how you're my very special somepony I want to love you a little bit more. Will you marry me?
Kat: *starts crying* Yes, I will marry you!! *kisses Donatello*
Later...*
Logan: You what!?
Jesse: Did not see...

Rift and Fluttershy: Book VI

posted by ricoiswsome

Chapter 1: Calvin
Rift: Hey, Fluttershy. Wake up.
Fluttershy:Zzzzzzzzzzzzz......
Rift: Fluttershy wake up.
Fluttershy:*sigh* Morning Rift. Ohhh.
Rift: Fluttershy are you ok?
Fluttershy: My stomach hurts a little.
Rift: Fluttershy, your belly looks a little bigger than nor...
Fluttershy: What is it Rift?
Rift: Fluttershy, your pregnant!!
Fluttershy: Now that you mention it I am feeling something move around in my tummy.
Rift: This is gerat Fluttershy!
*eleven months later*
Nurse Redheart: It's a boy.
Fluttershy: Rift, he looks exactly like you.
Rift: Yeah, he does.
At the cottage*
Kat: Oh, can I see our babby...

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Dead Space pony cross over 2

posted by ricoiswsome

*This is following Rift and Lexii on a Sparwl, and neither one of them remembers the other*
Chapter 1
Counsouler pony: Rift, Rift!!! You where drifting away there Mr. Jones. You where telling us about your friend. What was her name?
Rift: I can"t remember.
Counselor pony: What happened on the Eudora? You where part of the engineering team heading there. That you volunteered for. I'm I right? What did you find on that ship Rift?
Rift: A marker.
Counselor pony: Did you come in contact with this marker?Rif? Rift!!?!?!
Katie's Demtia form: Rift...... MAKE US WHOLE!!!!
Alenko: Rift, Rift. Can you hear me?...

Rift and Fluttershy: Book V

posted by ricoiswsome

Chapter 1: Grandma visits
Rift: Hey, Fluttershy! Can you come here?
Fluttershy: Yes Rift?
Rift: Is it ok if my grandma comes to see the girls?
Fluttershy: Uhh, sure. Wait how old is she?
Rift: Two hundred sixty-two.
Fluttershy: Wow.
Rift: Yeah, I'm suprised she's lived this long.
Five weeks later...*
Rift: Kat, Susie, Dewdrop!!! Come here girls.
Kat: Yes dad?
Susie: What is it?
Dewdrop: Yes?
Rift: I want you to meet your great grandmother Linda.
Linda: Aww honey they look like you.
Kat: Hi granny Linda, I'm Kat the oldest. By two hours.
Susie: And I'm her twin Susie.
Linda: And who's this little cutie?
Dewdrop:...

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Human Sonic Dash and Human Rainbow Dash

posted by mongose-dog

Prologue: War
*Riding in a Alliance LAAT gunship*
Pilot: Fifty minuets till touch down.
Captian: All right ladies listen up, they trusted A company with this mission, we're not about to let Celestia or Luna down. We need to secure this landing pad the 75th Avenger's are coming and we need to clear a path for them to land. I'm I understood?
All soldiers: Sir, Yes Sir!!!
Pilot: Thirty minuets, hang on to your teeth people.
Sonic Dash: *Looks at photo of Rainbow Dash*
Richard: Who's that?
Sonic Dash: My girlfriend.
Richard: She's cute.
Pilot: Hold on I'm getting something.... Oh shit Imperial rocket launcher!!!...