Chapter 1: An unexpected visit
Morning...*
Rift: Mornin' Fluttershy. *nuzzles Fluttershy's neck*
Fluttershy: Morning R-- *someone knocks on door* Uh, where you expecting somepony?
Rift: *confused* Uh, no let me go see who it is.
Rift: *opens door* Hello?
Sheila: Rift!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hugs Rift*
Rift: Oh hey Sheila.
Fluttershy: Who is it Rift?
Kat/Susie/Dewdrop: Who is it?
Rift: Uh Fluttershy, girls, this is my sister Sheila.
Sheila: Oh, your daughters are so cute.
Kat: Hi Auntie Sheila I'm Kat.
Sheila: Plesed to meet you.
Susie: Hi, I'm Susie.
Sheila: Hello Susie.
Dewdrop: I'm.... I'm Dewdrop.
Sheila: Hello there Dewdrop.
Rift: Oh and Sheila, this is my wife Fluttershy.
Fluttershy: Hello Sheila pleased to meet you.
Sheila: Oh hello Fluttershy.
Fluttershy: Uh, Rift may I talk to you for a minuet?
Rift: What is it?
Fluttershy: How come you have never told me that you had a sister?
Rift: Ok, well when I was a month old she was born after me and we kinda hated each other for a while then as we went into elementary, middle, and high school I looked out for her. The reason you haven't met her before and I diddn't tell you is because once she found out I had a girlfriend, she completely avoided me, I don't know why she's even here I don't even know how she found me.
Fluttershy: Well let's see why she's here. Um, Sheila, I don't mean to be rude but why are you here?
Sheila: Oh, my husband is being a huge jerk and our house is infested with parasprites so we have to stay out of it till they get out of there.
Rift: Ok Whoa! When did you get married?
Sheila: About 3 years ago.
Rift: And it didn't cross your mind to tell your older brother that you're getting married?
Sheila: Well to be fair you didn't tell me when you married Fluttershy.
Rift: I wrote you a letter telling you that I am getting married. I even invited you. Why didn't you come?
Sheila: Well I think I lost the invite.
Rift: Ok so how long until you have to move back?
Sheila: about three months.
Rift: Ok you can stay until you have to.
Chapter 2: The annoying sibling.
Morning...*
Rift: Zzzzzzzzz
Sheila: *holding mirror to Rift's mouth and nose*
Rift: Zzzzzzz- Gahhhh, what the hay are you doing Sheila?!?!?!?
Sheila: Just making sure that you are still alive.
Fluttershy: Why do you have to do that?
Sheila: Well when he sleeps he breaths very shallowly and it's hard to tell if he's still alive so our mom use to hold a mirror to his mouth every night to make sure he was still alive.
3 days Later at some random restaurant...*
Sonic Dash: Hey, Rift you ok?
Rift: I... I'm fine, just.....zzzzzzzzzz
Two-Bit: Hey Rift wake up.
Rift: French toast!!!
Snake: What?
Rift: Sorry just super tired... Have you ever heard somepony play a Justin what's his face song more than once...?
Snake: Little girls.
Rift: *Looks at snake w/ annoyed face*
Snake: Except for your girls of corse.
Rift: I swear she's trying to ruin my life.
Sonic Dash: Well maby you can make her stay with her husband.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, can't you make her live with her husband while she's there?
Rift:Zzzzzzzzz, ehhh what? No, she said that he's being a jerk... Wait, I need to hear both sides of the story. I'll be back.
Chapter 3: Brother-in-law
Rift: *knocks on door*
Sheldon: Hello?
Rift: Hello, I'm Rift Jones. Are you the one that married my sister Sheila?
Sheldon: Yes. Are you her brother?
Rift: Yes, yes I am.
Sheldon: Well come on in.
Later...*
Rift: Ok so what you're telling me is that she let in the parasprites and has done what else?
Sheldon: The reason she left me for a bit is because she blames me for her not having any bits.
Rift: Lemme guess; She wasted all her bits on useless things.
Sheldon: Yes, and now she's mad at me for not lending her money. So she told me that while they are trying to rid our house of the parasprites she's going to see you and ask you for some money.
Rift: Alright, well thanks for having me over, and it's nice to meet you.
Sheldon: Nice to meet you too.
Chapter 4: Busted
The next morning....*
Rift: *sitting in kitchen*
Sheila: *enters kitchen*
Rift: Hello Sheila.
Sheila: Oh hi Rift. Don't you normaly sleep in?
Rift: I talked to your husband yesterday, and he told me that you only came here to ask me if I can lend you money.
Sheila: Will you?
Rift: *in surprised voice* What, are you kidding? No, he told me you owe your bank nearly Half a million bits I don't have that kind of money. What the hay have you been buying with that?
Sheila:..... I don't know. But can you--
Rift: Sheila, I only make thirty-two thousand bits a week and some of that goes to Fluttershy's pet's for, vet visits, food, shots, and other stuff. Aside from that I only have three hundred seventy-five thousand bits from saving them. 
Sheila: But, but I-
Rift: The only time I will ever give you money is if you need it because both you and your husband are financially in trouble. Now I'm going to ask you again, and I want a straight responce; What have you been buying?
Sheila: Hats, cloths, make-up, and other things.
Rift: Why don't you have a job?
Sheila: Well Fluttershy doesn't eaither.
Rift: She works at the animal clinic. She makes ten times more than I do.
Sheila: But how come-
Rift: We don't have a joint account, we talked about it and she didn't want one and nor did I so we have separate accounts.
Sheila: Ohhh.
Rift: Now, I'm going to go over to you're husbands temperary home and you'll come with me so we can sell all the stuff you have bought. You can only keep one-ONE- hat but that's it every thing else goes.
Chapter 5: Pinkie Promise.
Sheila: Ok that is every thing.
Rift: Now Sheila, don't spend money you can't give back.
Sheila: I promise.
Rift: Pinkie Promise?
Sheila: *sigh* Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye.
Rift: So did they get rid of the parasprites?
Sheldon: Yes, they sent a strange Pink mare to get rid of them.
Pinkie: *playing multiple instruments and having parasprites follow* Oh hi Rift, hi Fluttershy!!!
Everypony: Pinkie *start laughing*