Chapter 1: I'm sorry Applejack
Snake: Mornin' Applejack.
Fiddlestick: Actually I'm Fiddestick.
Snake: What the? Oh dear...
Applejack: Sugar cube I *gasp*
Stacy: What is it mommy?
Applejack: Stacy go to your room for a bit I need to talk to yer father.
Snake: Uh, hi honey.
Applejack: Why of all the... Um, Fiddlestick could you leave please?
Fiddlestick: Sure.
Snake: Applejack honey, I...
Applejack: *crying* HOW COULD YOU DO THIS SNAKE!?!?!?!?!?
Snake: Applejack I--
Applejack: SO OUR MARRIAGE MEANS NOTHING TO YOU?!?!?!? DO YOU NOT REMEMBER THE VERY WORDS YOU SAID 'I DO' TO!?!?!?!? OR THAT I'M THE ONLY ONE TO EVER BE IN YOUR LIFE NEXT TO STACY?!?!?!??!?! OR DID YOU FORGET THAT YOU MARRIED ME AND WENT TO BED WITH FIDDLESTICK?!?!??!?
Snake: Applejack let me--
Applejack: *still crying* YOU BROKE MY HEART SNAKE, I CAN NOT BELIVE THAT YOU SLEPT WITH MY COUSIN. WHY THE HAY--?!?!?!
Snake: APPLEJACK LISTEN!!!!!!! I swear I thought she was you, I got back from work yesterday and I was beat so I went to bed early and--
Applejack: *still crying* Get out Snake. *sniff*
Snake: Applejack let me te--
Applejack: GET OUT SNAKE, GET OUT!!!!! *continues to cry*
Snake: Mac come on, dude help me--
Big Mac: *angery* You broke mah sister's heart, just take your things and go away!!!
Chapter 2: Baby you where my song
Snake: *knocks on Fluttershy's door*
Rift: Hey Snake what's up?
Snake: Can you help me find a place to stay?
Rift: *walks out side and closes door* I thought you where sleeping with Applejack.
Snake: She caught me sleeping with her cousin and she booted me out.
Rift: Well, I know my old apartment manager you could stay at my old apartment.
Snake: Thanks man.
5 days later*
Rift: *knocks on door* Come on Snake open up.
Sonic Dash: Eyyuck, could he at least clean up out here?
Snake: *opens door and in background cruise is playing* Heeeeyyyy guys, how come I don't see ya much no more?
Rift: Dude, we're worried about you... Wait is that cider you're drinking?
Snake: Yeeessss. Why?
Sonic Dash: How the hay do you get drunk off of cider? Never mind.
Later...*
Rift: *knocks on Applejack's door*
Stacy: Hello?
Rift: Oh hi Stacy, is your mother home?
Stacy: Yes. Mom, Rift is here.
Applejack: What are you doing here sugar cube?
Rift: Applejack, you really need to take Snake back, he's really sorry for breaking your heart.
Applejack: Sugar cube, I don't want to see him no more we are--
Rift: I went to see him today, he's gonna kill himself if he isn't with you.
Applejack: Really?
Rift: Yes, I had Two-Bit watch him so he doesn't get any ideas.
Applejack: Oh no.
Chapter 3: Backtogether
Applejack: Snake are you here sugar cube?
Snake: Go away I wanna die in peace...
Applejack: Snake, come on.
Snake: *laying in bed* why'd you bring her here Rift?
Rift: I don't want you to die Snake, come on.
Applejack: Sugar cube?
Snake:………
Applejack: *starts crying* B-baby you a song, y-you make me w-w-wanna roll my-
Snake: *quietly* Windows down and cruise...
Applejack: Sugar cube?
Snake: *quietly* I'm sorry that I hurt you Applejack.
Applejack: Snake, I just want to know why Fiddlestick was in yer bed.
Snake: *quietly* I came home from work and was beat so I went to bed early, and Fiddlestick must've gotten in bed while I was a sleep.
Applejack: I'm sorry I yelled at you. Will you stay with me?
Snake: *sits up* Applejack... I would love to
Snake: Mornin' Applejack.
Fiddlestick: Actually I'm Fiddestick.
Snake: What the? Oh dear...
Applejack: Sugar cube I *gasp*
Stacy: What is it mommy?
Applejack: Stacy go to your room for a bit I need to talk to yer father.
Snake: Uh, hi honey.
Applejack: Why of all the... Um, Fiddlestick could you leave please?
Fiddlestick: Sure.
Snake: Applejack honey, I...
Applejack: *crying* HOW COULD YOU DO THIS SNAKE!?!?!?!?!?
Snake: Applejack I--
Applejack: SO OUR MARRIAGE MEANS NOTHING TO YOU?!?!?!? DO YOU NOT REMEMBER THE VERY WORDS YOU SAID 'I DO' TO!?!?!?!? OR THAT I'M THE ONLY ONE TO EVER BE IN YOUR LIFE NEXT TO STACY?!?!?!??!?! OR DID YOU FORGET THAT YOU MARRIED ME AND WENT TO BED WITH FIDDLESTICK?!?!??!?
Snake: Applejack let me--
Applejack: *still crying* YOU BROKE MY HEART SNAKE, I CAN NOT BELIVE THAT YOU SLEPT WITH MY COUSIN. WHY THE HAY--?!?!?!
Snake: APPLEJACK LISTEN!!!!!!! I swear I thought she was you, I got back from work yesterday and I was beat so I went to bed early and--
Applejack: *still crying* Get out Snake. *sniff*
Snake: Applejack let me te--
Applejack: GET OUT SNAKE, GET OUT!!!!! *continues to cry*
Snake: Mac come on, dude help me--
Big Mac: *angery* You broke mah sister's heart, just take your things and go away!!!
Chapter 2: Baby you where my song
Snake: *knocks on Fluttershy's door*
Rift: Hey Snake what's up?
Snake: Can you help me find a place to stay?
Rift: *walks out side and closes door* I thought you where sleeping with Applejack.
Snake: She caught me sleeping with her cousin and she booted me out.
Rift: Well, I know my old apartment manager you could stay at my old apartment.
Snake: Thanks man.
5 days later*
Rift: *knocks on door* Come on Snake open up.
Sonic Dash: Eyyuck, could he at least clean up out here?
Snake: *opens door and in background cruise is playing* Heeeeyyyy guys, how come I don't see ya much no more?
Rift: Dude, we're worried about you... Wait is that cider you're drinking?
Snake: Yeeessss. Why?
Sonic Dash: How the hay do you get drunk off of cider? Never mind.
Later...*
Rift: *knocks on Applejack's door*
Stacy: Hello?
Rift: Oh hi Stacy, is your mother home?
Stacy: Yes. Mom, Rift is here.
Applejack: What are you doing here sugar cube?
Rift: Applejack, you really need to take Snake back, he's really sorry for breaking your heart.
Applejack: Sugar cube, I don't want to see him no more we are--
Rift: I went to see him today, he's gonna kill himself if he isn't with you.
Applejack: Really?
Rift: Yes, I had Two-Bit watch him so he doesn't get any ideas.
Applejack: Oh no.
Chapter 3: Backtogether
Applejack: Snake are you here sugar cube?
Snake: Go away I wanna die in peace...
Applejack: Snake, come on.
Snake: *laying in bed* why'd you bring her here Rift?
Rift: I don't want you to die Snake, come on.
Applejack: Sugar cube?
Snake:………
Applejack: *starts crying* B-baby you a song, y-you make me w-w-wanna roll my-
Snake: *quietly* Windows down and cruise...
Applejack: Sugar cube?
Snake: *quietly* I'm sorry that I hurt you Applejack.
Applejack: Snake, I just want to know why Fiddlestick was in yer bed.
Snake: *quietly* I came home from work and was beat so I went to bed early, and Fiddlestick must've gotten in bed while I was a sleep.
Applejack: I'm sorry I yelled at you. Will you stay with me?
Snake: *sits up* Applejack... I would love to