“Sometimes it takes a good fall to really know where you stand.”



“Be Unforgettable.”



"This is what I've learned, in my life: Headbanging is crucial. Growing up is hard to do. There's nothing wrong with wearing a dress."



“Hi, I’m Hayley and I play the drums.”


“Interviewer: “So… You’re the only girl in the band. How does that feel?”
Hayley: “OHMYGOD am I’m the only girl?! I didn’t realize!”


“I actually got Josh pregnant. Whoops. Did not know that was possible. Apparently, it is.”


“Interviewer: “Contestant #2 is Hayley from Paramore! Your bowling resume, please.”
Hayley: “Well one time.. I was bowling.. and I fell.”


“I do respect you, even though you’re yelling ‘fuck you’ at me.”


“Interviewer: “So what do you get when you let your heart win?”
Hayley: “Peanut M&Ms and root beer.”


“Hayley: “I don’t care if I choke and die on this interview, at least I had fun.”
Josh: “That’s what she said.”


“I feel like I’m doing a Proactiv commercial right now. 2 weeks and my skin was flawless!”


“Apparently, once you go Blackberry, you never go Backberry… Someone shoot me for that dad joke.”


“Next up is… Paramore’s new music video called Miz Biz. Ohhhh, my gosh. I LOVE them! The lead singer’s such a bitch.”


“Paramore will be the neighbor that comes over for tea and never leaves.”