Sheen went into the super-market with a coupon given to him by a big Chicken. He was going to buy the newest for his UltraLord collection: UltraLord: Bahama Style! He got up to the checkout counter and the cashier answered, "That will be $9.99 please!"
"No need," said Sheen. "This one crazy chicken -dude gave me a coupon! He tried to pull it out of his pocket, but it wouldn't come out...he gave one last tug and he finally got it out and gave it to the cashier.
"I'm sorry," said the cashier. "But...this isn't even a coupon...it is just a torn-out peice of paper that says "Free, Free, Free" on it..."
"I'M GOING TO DESTROY THAT GUY!" He pullede out his friend Jimmy's hyper-cube and got the Ultra-Shock Dance Teacher 8000 and learned Kung-Fu! He ran out the door and the Chicken was already getting away. He jumped into the air and flew until he fell ontop of the chicken and started punching him rapidly.
The Chicken kicked him off of himself and they punched themselves into a hospital. The Chicken gave a kick hurtiling Sheen into the elevator. He ran inside it and started to peck at him, but Sheen dodged and made him destroy the elevator controlls and it stopped and opened five feet below the top. Sheen punched the Chicken into the wall and dodged another peck-attack... Their rapid fighting started to destroy the elevator and it fell from the top...it destroyed and the two looked dead...but still...
They got back up and started to punch eachother again. Sheen started to fly and picked up the Chicken...and then threw the Chicken off of a building...the chicken might have gotten up, but Sheen did an awesome punch in it's stomache and Sheen won...it was dead...
OR WAS IT?
"NOBODY MESSSES WITH THE POWER OF ULTRALORD!!!" Sheen yelled finishing everything...and then he walked away, feeling satisfied!
"No need," said Sheen. "This one crazy chicken -dude gave me a coupon! He tried to pull it out of his pocket, but it wouldn't come out...he gave one last tug and he finally got it out and gave it to the cashier.
"I'm sorry," said the cashier. "But...this isn't even a coupon...it is just a torn-out peice of paper that says "Free, Free, Free" on it..."
"I'M GOING TO DESTROY THAT GUY!" He pullede out his friend Jimmy's hyper-cube and got the Ultra-Shock Dance Teacher 8000 and learned Kung-Fu! He ran out the door and the Chicken was already getting away. He jumped into the air and flew until he fell ontop of the chicken and started punching him rapidly.
The Chicken kicked him off of himself and they punched themselves into a hospital. The Chicken gave a kick hurtiling Sheen into the elevator. He ran inside it and started to peck at him, but Sheen dodged and made him destroy the elevator controlls and it stopped and opened five feet below the top. Sheen punched the Chicken into the wall and dodged another peck-attack... Their rapid fighting started to destroy the elevator and it fell from the top...it destroyed and the two looked dead...but still...
They got back up and started to punch eachother again. Sheen started to fly and picked up the Chicken...and then threw the Chicken off of a building...the chicken might have gotten up, but Sheen did an awesome punch in it's stomache and Sheen won...it was dead...
OR WAS IT?
"NOBODY MESSSES WITH THE POWER OF ULTRALORD!!!" Sheen yelled finishing everything...and then he walked away, feeling satisfied!