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*Lia's prov*
As my heart was raceing when I was trying to run to the wood there I saw him the guy who was in love with me that Brown hair blue eye boy. His name was Jordan to admit he was cute. When I broke up with him he grabed my arm and I was trying to excape
"Let go of me" said Lia "Not until were Bf and Gf again" said Jordan "I have a cell phone and If u dont let me go im calling the police!!!!!!!!" said Lia "If I let u go will u stay???" said Jordan "Im staying so I will wait for the police" said Lia. Jordan let go of Lia "Later sucker" said Lia running father away "Noooooooooooooooo" said Jordan
*Jordan's prov*
As tears began to run down my face crying for her to come back I was thinking I should kill myself
"In 30 seconds im dead" said Jordan "Dont do it"said Lia "No you dont love me anyway" Lia began to think to herself "Go ahead do it" Ok your a good friend" said Jordan "Im a good friend with a good brain" said Lia. Just as he was about to shot himself a pig came and ran straight over him "Ohimgod Jordan" said Lia. She begain to start crying yelling for help there was blood all over him "HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said Lia screaming but there was no answer
*Lia's prov*
As tears started runing down my face I began thinking im gonna kill myself
Jordan began waking up and as he was doing it he read her mind "Lia no!!!!!!!!!!!!!" BOOM it was to late she already killed herself "Lia speek to me" said Jordan no response then suddleny this little girl came "Hey why are you crying?" asked the little girl "(sob) Wh..Who are you?" asked Jordan "Im her just im 5 years old" said Lia's youngerself then Jordan faints two minutes later "Hey do you want me to survive??" asked Lia's youngerself "Yes" said Jordan "Then take her to the hospital"said Lia's 5 yrs "Ummm mabie you didnt notice but were in the woods" said Jordan "Omg" said Lia's 5yrs old so she poof's up a hospital from two block's over "Wow your good" said Jordan "Take her in" said Lia's 5yrs old when they go in guess who they saw. They saw Dannie and Jared "What are you here?!?!?!" said Jordan and Jared "Im here with Dannie" said Jared "Well as you can see my Gf is bout to die," said Jordan "And I need help" he said finshing up his sentice "Thats why we are all here Jordan you need to take the bullets out of me Jared and Dannie you have to get the following things I need Threed, needles, siccors, cloth, and masking tape Lets move people" said Lia's 5yrs old "I have the stuff in my car"said Dannie "Im not working with him" said Jared and Jordan "Well you are now" said Lia's 5yrs old *15 minutes later* "And that should do it" said Lia's 5yrs old now in 30 seconds you need to figure out a way to wake me up and I will have all of my memorie back" said Lia's 5yrs old "I got it" said Jordan he went and go kissed Lia on the lips and the 5yr old Lia disapered Lia woke up stareing into Jordans blue eyes "Lia?" asked Jordan "Jordan?" asked Lia "You remember me?" asked Jordan "I dont know" said Lia. Jordan got really sad that his Girlfriend didnt remember him and he left
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Chad: Sonny I need your help!
Sonny: Chad? What do you want?
Chad: I oddered 7 tickes so Mecanzie falls can come to this croose and they got me 12! I need u to have this 5!
Sonny: What's the cech?
Chad: There isn't one!
Sonny: Oh! Okay then thanks!

Sonny: Guys gusse what?
Tonny: The presadnt said I can have a new town and name it Tonny Land!
Sonny: aaaaaaaaaa no!
Tonny: Gang darnt!
Sora: They Eleked me as school presadnt?
Sonny: no!
Sonny: Were going on a crose!
All: What?
Sonny: Isn't great?
Tonny: That is amazing! Where is it?
Sonny: The tipden!
Tonny: Even better!
Sonny: Come on guys let's back!
Marshel: Back...
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Ben: Great were loseing! Ummmmmmmmm, *Turns to MindMasser*
Mindnesser: Mindmesser!!!!!!!!!! Owen!
Owen: AAAAAAAAAAAh
MinMesser: Be quit!
Owen: Yes sure!
Mindmesser: Now jump on your hot tube when chris comes!
Owen: Yes sure!
Mindmesser: Good! Time for *Turns to Xsala8*
Xsala8: Xsala8! *Runs super fast and makes hot tube nice!*
Ben: Good!
Chris: Time for the jugeing! *looks at the Bass*
Now thta's a hot tube! Now the Goffers!\
Owen: *Jumpes on it*
Goffers: Owen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cHRIS: oKAY IT LOOKS like the Bass win!!!!!!!!
Bass: *Chere*
Chris: so Goffers I'll see you to night!

Chris: Noah! Looks like there is only One more marshmelow and it gose to.....
Chris: Heather!
Heather: Yay!
Chris: Owen, Go man!
Owen: Man!
Chris: Well, the reast of you looks like you two will be here for a nouther week! For now!
Mindmasser!
Mindmasser!
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Keven: GWENNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Charmcaster: Yes this power is mine!!!!!!
Keven: No it's not! *Jump in front of gwen*
Gwen: *Fall's* Keven no!!!!!!!!
Keven: I have to do. I have to save you!
Charmcaster: Well this is still good!
Gwen: No one, takes Keven's powers!! *Plast a pink ray out of her hands*
Charmcaster: *Fall's* No you did not!
Gwen: Oh i did! Keven get the novevode projector.
Keven: Got it!
Gwen: Say buy buy Charcaster!
Charmcaster: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goffers: 38 botters of pop on the wall. 38 potters of pop. If one of of the bottles fall, 38 bottles of pop on the wall!...
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Chris: It's time for the t...... Ummmmmmmm,Girls. Stop!Mike? Mike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mike:Yeah!
Chris: Bay atenchion!
Mike: Fine!
Chris: Good! If I call your name go stan over there! Ummmmmmmmmmmmm, Duncan, Ben, Courtney, Geoff, Ezekeol, Bridgette, Herold, Eva, Tylor, Issy, Sadie, and D.J. You guys are the Bass! Ummmmm, the reast of you are the Goffers!
Owen: Yeah! I'm a Goffer!
Sadie: But Katie's a Goffer I have to be a Goffer!
Courtney: Sadie is it? Come on come with me!
Sadie:Katie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Keven: Where do we go next?
Gwen: Right!
Charmcaster: Stop!
Gwen: Charmcaster?
Charcaster: Where are you 2 going?...
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Dark Star: you will will never get away Ben!
SitterMounkey: Sure I will! But you wont!
Dark Star: No I will.
SiterMonkey: Yeah, Yeah, tell it to my butt! *Poop webs* Haha!
*Pultole opens up and Ben and Dark Star get suk in*
Both: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: Ben!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Keven: Where's Ben?
Gwen: I don't know!
Keven: Let me track the Omietrix! Wow He's in Canda!
*Theam song*
Gwen: What Caanda? How? We're in Mexico! Even By Telapoltol he can't get that far.
Keven: Well he's there.
Gwen: That's stange! Wait, Where's Dark star!
Keven: I don't know!
Gwen: Look SpitereMonkey's Webs.
Keven: Sooooooooooooooo?...
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