1. You go out of your way to get all the materials you need for a Brilliant Bopper.

2. You'd do anything to get ahold of his Levitating Loafers.

3. You want a spyglass. BADLY.

4. You live by two quotes: "Never underestimate the power of research," and "Everything happens for a reason."

5. You write fanfictions about you and Klaus together.

6. You always kiss him on the lips in the end of ALL of your fanfictions.

7. You're thinking about being him for Halloween.

8. If someone asks who you're supposed to be, you reply, "The most adorable bibliophile in the world!"

9. You're kissing him in a dream, and...