I started off home,an exited grin on my face.*1:im exited to tell Buck im pregnant!2:Buck will be the first I tell.3:I am going to be a control freak about the kits,I cant let Nikoli go through all that again!*I thought to myself.About halfway back,I was still lost in thought,and didnt pay attention to my surroundings.I came by the entrance of the cave,and a hand shot out at me.It was covered in a paste,I dont know wot it was made of,but it was pungeant,and it knocked me out.Minutes passed,hours,and I woke.In a dark,damp,smelly cave."TONY!"I yelled.I knew this was his idea,kidnapping me,trapping me in his home,no one else would do it!It took a minute,but soon I heard footsteps coming towards me.My eyes adjusted to the dim light,and I saw the bumbling butt-head walk in.I stood up,and walked as calmly as I could towards him."Tony,let me out...NOW!"I yelled at him."C'mon,I just got here!I know you dont wanna leave all this!"he said,gesturing to himself."Im quite sure I wont be missin' out on anything!"I exclaimed."Contrair,madam moiselle,I beg to differ..."he said as he walked over to me."Youll be begging me for mercy once im through with you!"I mumbled.It didnt take a lot to make me angry with this freak.He made it over to me,walked up behind and put his hand on my shoulder."Dont touch me!"I snapped,quickly and loudly at him.All he did was give me a look like he was innocent.Far from it!"Let me out now Tony!"I demanded.As if I knew a way out,he ran over to the entrance of the cave.*Also my exit!*I thought."And wot was that junk you smeared on my nose?"I asked,noticing my nose and mouth were begining to itch."Um,just some mint,lavender,ivy,poisen oak-"I cut him off there."Poisen oak?Wat is your problem?!Im allergic to milkweed,lavender,and cotton seed!Wat else was in there?"I asked through clenched teeth."Uh,heh heh,kinda everything you said youre allergic to."he told me quietly with a look on his face as if to say,"You didnt look like you had allergys!".I growled like I was rabid,and bit at his arm.I held back at the last second as he flinched.And let an evil grin creep along my face.*If I can scare him into letting me out,im home free!Not to mention Tony free!*I figured in my head.My grin was practically swiped off my face as a certain question popped up."Tony,how long have I been here?"I asked,sounding more like a demon than myself."A-a few...days?"it ended like a question.But I knew it meant 5 or 6 days."But lets not worry about time,ok?"he asked me."Oo,you creepy crawly slimy little bug!A few days,eh?Keep me here much longer and youll be in heck for a few days!And thats a promise!"I threatened.I heard him gulp.He understood wat I meant."Right,lets get off promises and on to questions,all right?Heres one:I bet youre great in bed,arent you?"*That stupid perv!*I thought."Yea,im great in bed!I can sleep for days!"I answered angrily."Kay,not quite wat I meant,but...ok."he answered uneasily.I wondered back to wen I was first taken.Did anyone notice I was missing for the past 6 dyas?Of coure,ive never been gone more then 3 days,yes someone knew I was gone!But I also wondered...wen would I get out of here?I started to look araound,trying to find a spear head,a stone,a rock,a pebble,anything!But Tony apparently Silver-proofed the place.*You stupid son of a -*I was cut from thought,and back into the world.It was Tonys voice."Hello,you alive?"he asked."O,haha,very funny!"I said back sarcastically."Wats wrong?You wanna talk about it?C'mon cutie."he said to me."Creep."I back sassed."Pretty babe!"he called out."Butt-nugget!"I retorted."Why are you insulting me?"he seemed to be getting angry."Why did you kidnap me?"I asked back."Touche`."he said back.I started to walk towards the stone that blocked me in.He ran in front of me again and wouldnt let me by.I growled again."With all due respect youre insane and not in a good way!"I said loudly to him."Really?And wat is the 'good insane'?"he asked."Buck insane!"I told him."Buck?Whose Buck?"he asked me."Someone YOU will never compare to."I could feel my smile going across my face again.I wanted to make him feel as inferior as he was,and by all means I was going to insult him!I turned away from him as he began to look hurt.Tony decided to ignore it."A sweet little rose you are."he told me somewat sarcastically."Watch out,roses have thorns."I warned bleakly."Well arent you a kind little weasel?"he said completely sarcastically."More then you realize!"I snapped."Just wait 'til you sleep!Youll wake up all bound in vines,gagged with leaves,and youll be all mine!"and it was like you could see the thoughts forming in his mind.I began to hear more dinosaurs call out,I knew it was day 7.I could hear footsteps outside.My ears flicked up as I tried to listen more clearly."Well,last I saw her,she was headed back up for you!"I heard a familiar voice ring out."I never saw her,so were is she?"I knew that voice anywere!"Buck!Nikoli!Help!Im in here with a psychopathic rat!Help me!"I called,but no one could her me.My hope began to fade as I heard them walk away.I could see Tony delighted face as he heard them walk away to."Ive died and gone to heaven!Am I dead?"he asked me."No,but we can fix that for ya!"I grinned happily and evily as it came into my mind.I felt a kit kick and I smiled,not like a gremlin,but a real smile.It came off my face.*Weasels are pregnant for 42 days,and ive been pregnant for wot,2 weeks?Yes,another 28 days and theyd be born.Ill get out before then.*I assured myself.But the malicious look on Tonys face said otherwise.