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Guide by kelseyjayne25 posted over a year ago
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I.The Hobbit
p20. map and key
p34-41 trolls
p52 Elrond looks at swords
p64 Gandolf re-appears to save them from goblins
p72-82 Bilbo and Gollum (riddles)
p100 Wargs (evil wolves), p.106 eagle rescue
p118 about. Beorn the skinchanger
p126 Gandolf and smoke-rings
p137 Gandolf leaves the party p297 Defeat of the Necromancer
p 155 "I shall call you Sting"
p170 captured by wood elves
p181 escape in barrels
p209 opening the door
p215 smaug awakes p.224 his weakspot p249 shot with an arrow
p263 Thorin is stubborn
p271 Bilbo bargains with the Arkenstone
p278-285 and 289 Battle of 5 Armies

II. Fellowship of the Rings
p52 Bilbo puts on the ring p58 gives it to Frodo
p75-87 the message on the ring, destruction etc.
p91 Sam's orders
p136 Merry and Pippen's pledge
p156(and again p181) rescued by Tom
p240 Frodo is hurt by Riders
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Article by kelseyjayne25 posted over a year ago
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Bilbo "he who treasures things"
Frodo "wise"
Gandalf "brave warrier"
Radagast "happy surprise"
Thorin "sharp"
Aragon "wandering man"
Arwen "bird of light"
Boromir "humble warrier"
Farramir "poor traveller"
Eowyn "welcome victory"
Galadriel "she who is lucky and beautiful"
Gimli "twice brave"
Legolas "young founder"
Smeagal "flat and birdish"
Saruman "gardener" (haha)
Sauron "talks to kings"

Aragon & Arwen:
Arnen, Wengon, Elrond, and Fremor ... all sons

Samwise and Rosie:
Frodo and Gantrav, sons
Sassie, daughter

Farramir & Eowyn:
Theodin (after her father)
Boromir (after his brother)
Wynf, son
Emira and Rohanna, daughters

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Article by 3xZ posted over a year ago
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Gollum performs his own special arrangement of "Let It Go" from the Disney film 'Frozen' - LYRICS below in description.

Performed by: Tyler Michael Jonsson
"The American Gollum"
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Contributions to the revised lyrics by: James Michael Spahn


LYRICS:

[b]Nasty Elf bread takes flight down the mountain tonight
Now just crumbses to be seen
A kingdom of isolation
And fat hobbit is the Queen

Our belly's growling like this swirling storm inside
Couldn't keep him thin, Precious knows you tried

Don't let him in, don't let him see
Fat Hobbit, so nasty and tricksy
Revealed, he steals, we didn't know
Well now we know

Let him know, let him know
He can't hold us back anymore
Let him go, let him go
Turn him away from Mordor
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Opinion by matchesrulezu posted over a year ago
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The title can be misleading, but I couldn't think of another title. lol. I'm not doing an in-depth writing of the contrasts between the books and movies. Not yet, at least.

I just wanted to know if I was the only one that thinks they did it a little backwards. Last I heard, they were looking to turn The Hobbit into a three-part movie series. A trilogy like The Lord of the Rings. But if you've read the books, you would know that The Hobbit should have been one movie, maybe two, and that each of the LotR books should have been made into three movies.

The Hobbit is actually a short book and while I do like the movie (I'm looking forward to the next one), I am a little disappointed that they created a plot for the sake of drama that wasn't anywhere in the actual book. Without creating their own plot, they could have still made two movies out of the one book. But they cut so many details out of each of the LotR books so they could turn each book into one movie. It just seems a little backwards to me.
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List by Book-Freak posted over a year ago
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-All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

-I will not say, do not weep, for not all tears are an evil.

-He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom.

-What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?

-You cannot pass.I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! You cannot pass.

-It is not despair, for despair is only for those who see the end beyond all doubt.

-For even the very wise cannot see all ends.

-Fly you fools.

-Well, here at last, dear friends, on the shores of the Sea comes the end of our fellowship in Middle-earth. Go in peace!

-Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement.
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Article by Christine0223 posted over a year ago
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This is one of the songs in the lord of the rings, and my favorite song in the world. I just can't help from listening to it all the time. I hope you like it. :D


lay down
your sweetened weary head
night is falling
you've come to journeys end

sleep now
and dream of the ones who came before
they are calling
from across the distant shore

why do you weep
what are these tears upon your face
soon you will see
all of your fears will pass away
save me now
your only sleeping

what can you see
on the horizen
why do the wild gulls call
across the sea
our Bilbo rises
the ships have come to carry you home

dawn will turn to silver glass
alight on the water
all so passed

hope fades
into the world of night
through shadow falling
out of memory and time

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Review by eoghannfhw24 posted over a year ago
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I have played most of the lotr game apart from battle for middle earth 1&2 and lotr fellowship of the ring. Anyway onto the games i have played lotr two towers which has bits of the first game in and it is a very well made story line and very difficult at some bits but all in all a very good game.

Lotr return of the king is a very linear game because you can only go one way and it toke forever to complete shelobs lair but when you complete the game it is very rewarding in the fact that you get extra levels.


This only two of the games i have played
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Opinion by juliet98 posted over a year ago
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I just finished to watch once again LOTR. I think nothing will compared with this. I think that Tolkien was more than a normal human. He put himself in this trilogy. With the character's speech, like the Aragorn's one at Mordor (which i like very very much) he tought us something, that there can be peace even between different "kinds", the importance of friendship, of the love, of the solidarity, the importance that we ALL have. Everyone can change things, from the hobbit, to the magician or the elf, everyone. I think that none of all the lenguages on this dear world, not even the one with more beautiful words, can say what i'm proving now, how much LOTR gave to me. I know, this is "just" a book or a film, but even from this things, that look like nothing important, we can learn something, i think.
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Opinion by brilovesalbert posted over a year ago
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Lord of the Rings what a classic. There is everything that you need in a movie just to give it balance. You have the tragedies,comedies, the romance, and the adventure. You have this combined with super hot actors and beautiful actresses and you have a movie hit! Lord of the Rings is an amazing movie because it has everything you want in a movie. It is very hard to have a very good director and a very good actor at the same time! But with Peter Jackson's expertise and with Elijah Wood's amazing acting talent, what else should you get? The acting is very good and the animation is very well done. Lord of the Rings is not one of those cheep and cheesy movies with really bad acting that you see with Hallmark channel's movies, it is a very well done and very sharp movie. Lord of the Rings also has very realistic battling scenes. When they "drive" the sword into the ork, it actually looks like as if they killed it. The Lord of the Rings is just an amazing movie, it is one of the best movies I have ever seen! Also one part that I just want to point out is the wardrobe. The outfits are amazing. Eowyn's white dress is beautiful. Like I said this is not a really cheesy movie with bad outfits...
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List by cheekimunkei posted over a year ago
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Top Ten Ways to Annoy a Wizard

10. Insist that someone with "intelligence" must be included in the company (and unfortunately you mean yourself . . .)
9. Complain about the rations of food at Minas Tirith, the "small loaf" of bread, and the "inadequate pat of butter." Never mind the devastating siege going on – a hobbit deserves a decent breakfast!
8. Take part in encouraging a usually "un-hasty" group of Ents to rise up against their unpleasant neighbor.
7. Map? Who needs to memorize a map? Sure, there are tons of them here in Rivendell, but why waste my time on something boring like that? Who cares that I will probably travel all over Middle Earth before all is done, I’m sure to always be with someone responsible, like Gandalf or Strider . . . right?
6. Greet your long lost friend, who has transformed into the awe-inspiring White Rider, amid the ruins of Isengard, hardly able to utter a sound due to your great joy. (Ok, perhaps this doesn’t deserve an irritated response, but bear in mind Wizards can be quite temperamental. Especially during tense moments on the battlefield.)
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Fan fiction by kool123 posted over a year ago
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Roses are red,
Your eyes are beautiful and blue,
If I died,
It would have always been for you.

I stare at you every day,
Nothing tears me away,
Whenever you smile,
It's in a lovely kind of way.

I would do anything just to see you,
Or touch your smooth skin,
Or maybe even your soft lips,
You're the one I'm infatuated in.

And I want you to know, if you ever needed someone,
To care for you and love you,
I would be there for you,
You have to realise...it's true.

Will you be my Valentine?
xx




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Opinion by cupcakeimissyou posted over a year ago
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YES! another. :3

I am a fan of LOTR and HP.!
this is not an 1000 reasons why. so. dont go into that. annoying habit
and before we go into Gandalf was a God. I dont think he was according to wiki.!

but lets get to it! Who do you think would WIN?!

I know they come from two totally different background but COME ON why not have a little fun
:D

Even though I think Gandalf is SOO awesome I am team Dumbledore! why?

because fact Dumbledore vs. Gandalf the Grey! hands down Dumbledore no thought to it.!

now Gandalf the White and Dumbledore I think it would be a LONG EPIC BEAUTIFUL! battle
but I STILL think dumbledore would win! what do you guys think i'm not going to go into detail just YET about WHY i want to respond to you guys responses and etc. so yeah!
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Fan fiction by delamico posted over a year ago
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Okay, so this is a fic me and my friend wrote ages ago. No actually it's just some 5 years or so, but you know what I mean. Its English is just awful, 5 years ago we spoke (and especially wrote) a very very bad English full of various kinds of mistakes. I'm sorry about that in advance, but this is so stupid, and yet such a wonderful memory of mine too, I have to post it.. Hope you'll enjoy, or at least have a laugh at some parts. Here we go..

Of grass and stewed rabbit, that is how to smuggle drugs inside of dead rabbits?

Elrond: Elves and Men both have been living hard times recently. As for us, we can’t even afford window-glass. Especially that some persons bring their swords here to forge…
Legolas(thinks) : That’s true, shampoo is really expensive, I’ll run out of money soon, and I also gotta eat something…damn!
Aragorn(thinks): Fuck off, Elves still live better times than me. Shampoo smell is radiating from Legolas’s hair while I can’t even afford shower gel not to mention shampoo! Moreover, Arwen’s been paying condom for a month now…
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Fan fiction by MUMAKIL85 posted over a year ago
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Chapter 1
Frodo’s journey is not yet complete as he makes his way to Mount Doom. Some scared and confused Orc’s are letting Frodo pass in confusion hoping for forgiveness and freedom. The battle at the black gates continues and the dark forces are conquering the forces of good. Orc scouts are informing the dark lord Sauron of his creature’s treachery. He gets his most powerful forces to deal with him; The Nazgul. The Nazgul are treacherous foul creatures who were once kings of men. Sauron has lost his finest warrior; the Witch king of Angmar in the battle of Minas Tirith on Pellenor fields. The Nazgul’s task is to find the betrayers and use their blood and the dark powers mixed together to try and revive the Witch king from the dead
Elsewhere in the fortress of Dol Guldor on the edge of Mirkwood the combined forces of elves, dwarves and the last of the Dunedain rangers attempt to penetrate the fortress shared by Sauron and Gorkill the goblin king. The Fortress is filled with Orc’s right now, but in the misty mountains goblins armour up ready to assist their cousins and allies.
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Guide by Mythrindel posted over a year ago
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I wish that this would be useful for you:

Galadriel
I amar prestar aen.
Ee AH-mar PRESS-tar ine.
The world is changed.
Han mathon ne nen.
Hahn MAHTH-on neh nehn.
I feel it in the waters.
Han mathon ne chae.
Hahn MAHTH-on neh high.
I feel it in the earth.
A han noston ned 'wilith.
Ah hahn NOHS-ton nehd 'wee-leeth.
I smell it in the air.


Elrond
Tangado haid! Leithio i philinn!
Tahn-GAH-doh hide! Lay-thee-oh ee fee-leen!
Hold positions! Fire the arrows!


Arwen
Im Arwen. Telin le thaed. Lasto beth nîn, tolo dan na ngalad.
Eem Arwen. Tell-EEN lay thide. LAH-sto behth neen, TOH-loh dahn nahn GAH-lahd.
I am Arwen. I've come to help you. Hear my voice, come back to the light.


Aragorn
Dartho guin Berian. Rych le ad tolthathon.
DAR-tho goo-in bare-ee-ahn. Rick lay ahd toll-THAH-thohn.
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Fan fiction by Mallory101 posted over a year ago
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"The fallen Vala Melkor shall break out of the Void and destroy the Gates of Night. He will destroy the Sun and the Moon. All the free peoples of Middle-earth shall fight against him. Many will be slain, and many battles lost. We the Valar and the Maiar shall help the people, but our role shall be minor. The fate of Middle-earth will rest upon the Light and the Fire of the Final Dawn."

The Second Prophecy of Námo

Dark storm clouds rolled across the crimson sky as thunder boomed in the distance. The smoke from Mount Doom added its color into the clouds while molten lava sprayed into the acrid air of Mordor. Standing resolute as ever, the dark tower of Barad-dûr rose above the bare, rocky landscape with the eye of Sauron burning ever bright on the highest point. Orcs assembled as an army around the tower, clanking of armor and ringing of swords sounding out.

The Witch-King of Angmar sighed from his viewpoint on the roof of Minas Morgul. He never liked the view of Mordor and the mountains around it. The sky was ever dark with no sign of sunlight. He longed to see the sun coming up over the mountains at dawn. He could still...
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Guide by chameron4eva posted over a year ago
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So, I've seen this done in other spots (like The Harry Potter Spot and The Office), and I thought I'd do it here too!

If there's a new spot that's connected to Lord of the Rings, tell me and I'll add it here!

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Article by Chapter posted over a year ago
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Chapter Cinema, Cardiff is proud to present a special FREE screening of the Lord of the Rings fan film, The Hunt For Gollum on Saturday 24th October at 6pm, together with Blair Witch spoof, Blair Thumb

This is only the second opportunity for fans in the UK to see The Hunt For Gollum on the big screen and for free.

To claim your free ticket call in to Chapter, Market Road, Canton, Cardiff, CF5 1QE, or ring 02920 311050.

Fancy dress is encouraged with a prize for the best Lord of the Rings costume
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Article by Falcon_Theatre posted over a year ago
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Falcon Theatre presents A Dog Named Fish production of

Fellowship!, A Musical Parody of The Fellowship of the Ring

Directed by Joel McCrary
Book by Kelly Holden-Bashar and Joel McCrary
Music by Allen Simpson Lyrics by Everybody

Previews begin June 4 for the 6-Week Engagement
OPENS Saturday, June 6 at 8PM

April 17, 2009, Burbank, CA ;
The Falcon Theatre presents A Dog Named Fish production of Fellowship!, a musical parody of "The Fellowship of the Ring". Written by Kelly Holden-Bashar and Joel McCrary with music by Allen Simpson, Joel McCrary directs nine of the world's best improvisers in this Broadway style musical for Middle-earth. The entire original cast from the award-winning 2005 production is returning, which includes Brian D. Bradley (Mad TV writer), Lisa Fredrickson, Kelly Holden-Bashar, Edi Patterson (Groundlings, David Spade's Show Biz Show), Steve Purnick, Cory Rouse, Ryan Smith (Mad TV writer), Peter Allen Vogt (Hannah Montana, Cath & Kim) and Matthew Stephen Young.
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List by Euri posted over a year ago
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1.
Plan: Fly over the Mount Doom on an Eagle and drop the ring in the lava.
Flaws: Frodo might not drop it.

2.
Plan: Create a time machine and stop Sauron from making the ring.
Flaws: That would take a loooooooooooooooong time.

3.
Plan: Pretend to be on Sauron's side then when you’re near Mount Doom throw in the ring.
Flaws: Sauron would take the ring before you got that chance

4.
Plan: Have people go into Mordor and reroute the lavas flow to a safe place where Frodo can throw the ring in easily.
Flaws: The number of people it would take to do that wouldn’t go unnoticed, and won't that take to long to?

5.
Plan: Have Tom Bombadil take the ring into Mordor since he is not affected by it and has power that Frodo doesn't.
Flaws: Tom Bombadil refused.

6.
Plan: Bring the Army of the Dead into Mordor and kill all the armies of Mordor then have Frodo destroy the ring.
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Guide by Mallory101 posted over a year ago
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1. Offer him Visine at inopportune moments.
2. Mock his choice in becoming an Eye. Wouldn't a Mouth or a Hand be easier?
3. Knock on bedroom doors around Mordor late at night and complain that you had a bad dream.
4. Train his armies to sing "The Ants Go Marching One By One."
5. During secret evil plotting meetings, raise your hand and ask to go to the bathroom in a whiny voice. Squirm a lot if he says no.
6. Tell Sauron "Wormtounge said you're looking fatter."
7. Tell Wormtounge "Sauron said you're looking fatter."
8. Then throw a party and force both to sit through it. Sitting next to each other.
9. Whenever possible, work a phrase about body parts in, such as "reach out your hand and take it." Then stare pointedly at him and apologize.
10. Convince him to engage in staring contests with you.
11. Chastise him for talking to people he doesn't know over the palantir. It could be dangerous!
12. When he tells you he's only been talking to Saruman, mock him on his choice of friends.
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Guide by Mallory101 posted over a year ago
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1. Mess up his hair

2. Take him on a blind date with a dwarf woman.

3. Hide his hairbrushes

4. Throw feathers on him and run away.

5. Tie him to a chair and make him listen to Elrond singing in the shower *shudders*

6. Curl his hair

7. Clip his ears

8. Hide his hair products

9. Give them back to him but only after you've replaced his shampoo with red dye

10. Challenge him to an "Elvish Song" contest, and pick the song with the longest verses for him to sing

11. Call him "Igor" for a day

12. Tie him to a tree and leave him there. Then smear honey in his hair

13. Sing "Secret, ELVISH MAN, secret, ELVISH MAN" to him for a day.

14. Also sing "Domo arigato Mr Legolaso"

15. Make him watch the Hilary Duff music videos!

16. Casually mention that he has wrinkles

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Guide by Mallory101 posted over a year ago
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1. Offer him Visine at inappropriate moments.
2. Mock his choice in becoming an Eye. Wouldn't a Mouth or a Hand be easier?
3. Knock on bedroom doors around Mordor late at night and complain that you had a bad dream.
4. Train his armies to sing "The Ants Go Marching One By One."
5. During secret evil plotting meetings, raise your hand and ask to go to the bathroom in a whiny voice. Squirm a lot if he says no.
6. Tell Sauron "Wormtounge said you're looking fatter."
7. Tell Wormtounge "Sauron said you're looking fatter."
8. Then throw a party and force both to sit through it. Sitting next to each other.
9. Whenever possible, work a phrase about body parts in, such as "reach out your hand and take it." Then stare pointedly at him and apologize.
10. Convince him to engage in staring contests with you.
11. Chastise him for talking to people he doesn't know over the palantir. It could be dangerous!
12. When he tells you he's only been talking to Saruman, mock him on his choice of friends.
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Article by Mallory101 posted over a year ago
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On the first day of Christmas a wizard gave to me, one ring to rule them all.
On the second day of Christmas a wizard gave to me, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them all.
On the third day of Christmas a wizard gave to me, three lembas bread, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them all.
On the fourth day of Christmas a wizard gave to me, four little hobbits, three lembas bread, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them all.
On the fifth day of Christmas a wizard gave to me, five undead Wraiths, four little hobbits, three lembas bread, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them all.
On the sixth day of Christmas a wizard gave to me, six smelly orcs, five undead Wraiths, four little hobbits, three lembas bread, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them all.
On the seventh day of Christmas a wizard gave to me, seven men of Rohan, six smelly orcs, five undead Wraiths, four little hobbits, three lembas bread, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them all.
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Guide by Mallory101 posted over a year ago
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Another version of "You know your an LOTR fan when..."

Your AOL screen name is Elbereth.
You can pronounce Nirnaeth Arnoediad.
The opponents in your MS Hearts game are named Morgoth, Sauron and Ungoliant.
You have a decided opinion on the question of the two Glorfindels.
You understand #4.
Your thesis was entitled "On the Valar and their Treament of the Noldor"
When watching The Two Towers, you must fight the urge to scream, "THERE WERE NO ELVES, NEITHER FROM IMLADRIS NOR LÓRIEN, IN THE BATTLE OF THE HORNBURG!
But you mourn Haldir anyway.
It's not "hello", it's "Hail and well met."
You know the difference between Sindarin and Quenya.
You use Shire reckoning.
You can recite the names of all the Kings (and the four Ruling Queens) of Númenor.
You think Ar-Pharazon was a louse.
Your twin sons are named Elladan and Elrohir.
Your baseball bat had a name, too: Narsil. And when it broke and had to be taped up, you re-named it Anduril.
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