This is only the second opportunity for fans in the UK to see The Hunt For Gollum on the big screen and for free.
To claim your free ticket call in to Chapter, Market Road, Canton, Cardiff, CF5 1QE, or ring 02920 311050.
Fancy dress is encouraged with a prize for the best Lord of the Rings costume
Sauron has the face of Satan. Every one knew he was evil, because everyone thought sauron was Satan, and those who knew the trial, was a hoax liked Stan. He lived near the shire, at mordor, never as a beast, simply as a human. Once the trial was complete, he was enslaved by Stan. So where all the orcs with him, and so on. They lived at mount doom. That is Satan's place, where sauron they said ruled, but was enslaved. Slowly he evolved into the universal predator, killing Stan. All orcs freed, soon afterwards they came to kill the newly freed slaves, worried as slave owners. The story is about bringing the ring to Satan's stronghold, so Satan can be reborn, that's why it should stay with its attendant. Sauromon is not our Allie, I'm pretty willy nilly at which. They where all safely enslaved at the time of the book, acting a little different when free.
In the lotr and hobbit movies they have this motto that I have picked up on. All elves are smart and all dwarves are dumb. In the books the high elves are supposed to be smart and the wood elves are supposed to be dumb. In the hobbit book when bilbo and the dwarves get captured by the wood elves every thing is made of leaves and wood, but in the movie there is no clear difference between the high elves and the wood elves. And in the lotr book legolas is kinda dumb and gimli is smarter but in the movie the writers switched up their personallities. maybe its just me but it agrovates me so much!
With the ring reaper. With Wraithes you liked less. Your scared of Samara, you didn't like any of my orcs. Earth was designed to handle impact like a modern crush car. With cavities to protect dismantlement of earths interior. Cavities many time filled with satanic temples of demons. Mordor is here, don't worry, this the gates of Hell. Your a Christian Frodo, the most sinless individuals, like yourself, turning into the worst psychopaths. Satan is Jesus, his son Freddy the devil, Lucifer is god, every story written backwards. You wore the ring to much, your not innocent enough, for the task. Love sauron.
Roses are red,
Your eyes are beautiful and blue,
If I died,
It would have always been for you.
I stare at you every day,
Nothing tears me away,
Whenever you smile,
It's in a lovely kind of way.
I would do anything just to see you,
Or touch your smooth skin,
Or maybe even your soft lips,
You're the one I'm infatuated in.
And I want you to know, if you ever needed someone,
To care for you and love you,
I would be there for you,
You have to realise...it's true.
Will you be my Valentine?
xx
Your eyes are beautiful and blue,
If I died,
It would have always been for you.
I stare at you every day,
Nothing tears me away,
Whenever you smile,
It's in a lovely kind of way.
I would do anything just to see you,
Or touch your smooth skin,
Or maybe even your soft lips,
You're the one I'm infatuated in.
And I want you to know, if you ever needed someone,
To care for you and love you,
I would be there for you,
You have to realise...it's true.
Will you be my Valentine?
xx