Like any mammal that's sensitive, kind and loving the manatee is subject to addiction.

And like spider monkeys they are addicted to Tab.

Not the citrus goodness of Fresca. But the cola sweetness of Tab.

And yes, they still make the stuff.

An icon from the 70’s, Tab is big stuff with manatees. You can spot addicted manatees because their belches smell like Tab and they wear bell bottom jeans. They also like the
”Twilight” book series.

So next time you’re walking in the park and the sun sets be sure you’re not walking next to a salt water lake with a can of Tab.

You might get boogie-oogied out of it by a 1200 lb fish.