Lars got up that morning and woke James.
“Hey James, wanna go drink?”
“Jesus Christ, Lars! How many times do I have to tell you!? I’m straight edged! I don’t drink, smoke, or do drugs!”
“Fine, how about we go nit pretty sweaters and drink iced tea while we watch the Lifetime channel.”
“Screw you Lars, we can go to a bar but I’m not getting anything to drink.”
“You’ll become thirsty,” Kirk said out of nowhere.
“Alright, I’ll go but I won’t drink alcohol.”
They headed to the bar. Lars made a simulation with a couple cups of beers.
“Alright, so this is one...
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