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As we fly away the alarm sounds off, and it seems fine for us so far. Then five airplanes start to chase me, all of them are the same type that I'm flying. They try to shoot me, but I dodge their bullets, turn around, and shoot back at them. I nearly shot one of the pilots, breaking the glass of the cockpit. As I pass them, they turn around behind me once again. Soon I spot a boat in a river under me. I fly towards it, and two of them follow me, the other three get above me. I get closer to the boat, as Joe tries to teleport us. "Not yet!" I tell him. Right when it looks like we're about to crash I fly upwards. The pursuing airplanes try to turn up, but crash into the boat causing an explosion. It nearly makes me lose control of the airplane I'm flying. Then the planes above me start to drop bombs. As I dodge the bombs, I shoot some of them. I hit the wing of one of the planes several times, and soon smoke is coming from it. After it lands, I notice a cliff in front of me. "Joe get ready to teleport us." I say. Joe's horn starts to glow, as he gets ready to teleport us into Canterlot I fly towards the cliff. All of the airplanes are far behind me, and my plan falls into action. Just as I'm about to hit the cliff, Joe teleports us into Canterlot. The airplanes following me fly into the cliff, thinking I flew through, and they would do it soon. Then, they hit the cliff, as three more explosions occur. "Nice work." I tell Joe. "Don't thank me, it was your idea." Joe replied. We land the airplane in front of Celestia's castle, and the others are waiting for us. "check how awesome this thing is." I tell the others, but they all look worried. "Where's Celestia?" I ask. "That's what we're trying to find out." Dash told me. Twilight went inside to inform Celestia about the airplane we got for her, but she wasn't in her castle. Luna was there, but Celestia wasn't. "Check the security cameras. Maybe they have footage showing what happened to your sister." I tell Luna, but she doesn't understand, "What's a security camera?" "Your kidding right?" I ask. I swear that Equestria has the technology Earth had in the 1890's. They had cameras, but no security cameras. They had hot air balloons, but no airplanes. Lets not forget about the boats they had, because I nearly crashed into one, and yet, they don't have Jetskis. So while everyone looks at me I just say, "Forget it." Then a message appeared saying To Luna From Celestia. It said that she was caught by Discord, and was being held prisoner with hundreds of other ponies in Manehattan. As Luna read this outloud, the ending freaked Applejack out. "Manehattan?! I hope they didn't get Babs Seed!" "Relax," Pinkie assured her orange friend, "I don't think they could capture someone as tough as her." "Allright, you guys must rescue my sister, I will make copies of the airplanes." Luna says. "We need a logo on these things." Dash told us. Pinkie grabbed a peice of paper from no where, and drew a heart on it with a marker. She then started to color it in pink, her favorite color. "There," She said when she finished. I looked at it, "Can I have the marker?" I ask Pinkie. As she hands me the marker I immeadiately cross the heart out, and write Pony above it, then put Alliance under it. "Awesome." Rainbow Dash said, appreaciating the logo. Pinkie was mad though, "No one ever takes my advice!" She said. "Relax darling." Rarity said. "Allright, lets go save Celestia." I announce. We get teleported to manehattan, and I don't get my car back. I'm not sure if I'll survive this battle, but if I do the first thing I'm doing is driving my car. Right now though, I've got a battle to fight.
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Hello and welcome to another fantastically pointless article of Random Dialectics, where we take a dive into the world of technicalities… for no particular reason! Since some requests were made; today, we are going to take a closer look at our favorite party pony, Pinkie Pie. This article interlocks with the previous one I wrote about Rarity, but will be done in a different fashion. However, due to the nature of the next few lines, we will disregard Pinkie’s fourth wall breaks and her defiance of the laws of physics. As instead, we will focus on her mental state. So let...
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Round 4 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Running towards Pinkie Pie, but gets sideswiped by a room to her right, and goes in it to see the sign toiletten* Haha, and you thought I wouldn't find it.
Applejack: *Stays in the first room with Twilight, shooting zombies* If that's all you got, maybe you're not drinking enough.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the head off of two zombies* Ah, wunderbar Dashie, you've made it just in time.
Rainbow Dash: Don't you ever, leave without the rest of us, EVER AGAIN!!
Pinkie Pie: Oh Dash, you worry too much. *Shoots the head off of a zombie near Rainbow Dash* Now hurry up, and...
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The train went through a tunnel when this happened.

Rarity: I am not getting this wagon dirty.
Applejack: Rarity, we can't let simple things like mud stop us! We need to get to that train.
Rarity: I no longer want to find the train.
Applejack: Well what about Rainbow Dash?
Rarity: Rainbow Dash is a tough pony, who-
Applejack: *Makes the wagon go through the mud. Some of it lands on Rarity*
Rarity: My face!! MY MANE!! APPLEJACK!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop the song.

Rainbow Dash: *In the first car of the train, looking for Flam. She's near the coupling between the engine, and train, and decides to...
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Episode 8
Taking Control
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Fluttershy - stop don't hurt me I have story to say!
Dan - Why the hell you tried to kill me.
Fluttershy - I was controlled, please listen to me untill HE come here.
Darkness - He?
Fluttershy - King of Demons you need to stop him he- *gets stabbed*
Hunter - Too much babbling.
Fluttershy - *falls cold on ground*
Dan - What the-
Hunter - Ha ha ha ha ha... Idiots... You ALL are idiots!
Darkness - What are you doing...
Hunter - I found key to world control, we are being controlled by one "person"
Whiteheart - He's insane..
Hunter - And you fools gave me enough...
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Larry had to get into the stadium to save Adrenaline, but he had to use a lock pick to unlock his friend's car.

Flag Pony: 3, 2, 1, destroy!
Racers: *Crashing into each other*
Racer 76: *In a Roadmaster, hits the back of Adrenaline's car*
Adrenaline: *Turns his car 180 degrees, and dives into the car*
Racer 76: *Hits two cars at once*
Adrenaline: *Crashes into another car*
Racer 53: *Crashes into a station wagon*
Racer 30: *In the station wagon, and hits the Roadmaster*
Adrenaline: *Crashes into another car*
Larry: *Gets into Adrenaline's El Freighto, and puts on a racer's helmet*

Song: link

Adrenaline:...
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Tim, and Julia met up in the parking lot near their station after their shift ended.

Tim: You wanted to see me?
Julia: I need a ride to Local Consideration.
Tim: Okay. *Walks with Julia to his Viper*
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Halfway to Local Consideration, Julia decided to talk to Tim.

Julia: Do you enjoy working with Toby?
Tim: Sure. How's Red treating you?
Julia: She has a crush on you.
Tim: I see.
Julia: What do you think about Toby?
Tim: He thinks you're smoking hot.
Julia: These new guys both have a crush on us.
Tim: I know how to get Red away from me, but I'm not sure how to stop Toby.
Julia: I know...
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WindWaker was constant about me seeing this episode.

I did my best to see it.. But I've been low key lightweight casually kind of sick.

The heater to my Camper isn't working so I'm sleeping in the cold, because I have no free beds till my sister and brother return to school in Newfoundland..

So yeah.
When I say I've been low key lightweight casually kind of sick I mean I've been definitely TOTALLY fuckin sick.

But I did what I could, and watched the episode..

This is exactly what I excepted from a Diamond Tiera episode..
Despite all my jokes and mockery.
I always sensed a secret sadness in her.
(Fuckin...
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real quotes by me..

"Those who take life to seriously and can't laugh at themselves, are always gonna miss out, one way or anouther"


"Chainsaws, salve everything"


"Ted Bundy, bitch!"


"I'm no more than what you expect from Irish French Canadians"


"Life is crazy. Nothing more to say"


"Ever feel so damn miserable you just want to take everything you own, and watch it all burn away.. Me neither"


"ADHD, ADD, Autism, dosen't affect my life orhow people treat me, but I HATE when it dose"


"I'm one of the most morbid humored 'bronies' I know"


"Don't read this stupid story unless you like stupid comedies...
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Saten: Derpy I need to your opinion about something?
Derpy: I was gonna tell you the same thing.
If I don't do something about this wrong day mishap, I'm not sure if Cranky Danky will ever forgive me.
Saten: (not listening) Trixie wants me to try being a better boyfriend. I'm not sure what to do.
Derpy: (also not listening) Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Saten: Maybe I should ask AppleJack for advice. She always tried making me a better boyfriend, but I wasn't listening at the time.. Classic me.
Derpy: I offered Danky a refund but it didn't help too much.
Saten:...
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