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Bob, and Jerry were watching the football game on TV. The Fillydelphia Eagles were going against the St. Foalis Rams.

Jerry: This oughta be an interesting game.
Bob: Personally, I think St. Foalis is good with baseball, but not football.
Jerry: Hey, everypony has their own opinion.
Bob: Can I ask you a question?
Jerry: Yeah, but make it quick. I wanna watch the game.
Bob: I'm kind of surprised that you wanted to meet up at a zoo, because you're a fan of sports. I thought we'd meet up at a ballpark, or something like that.
Jerry: As much as I like sports, I thought the zoo would be a good spot to meet up.
Bob: Ah, excellent.
Announcer: And one of the ponies for the Eagles has just got the ball, and he's running to make the goal. The twenty! The ten! Touchdown, by the Fillydelphia Eagles, making the score 6 to 0.
Bob: Ah, good.
Jerry: Hey Dylan, how would you like some pizza?
Dylan: Sure. Do you want me to make the call?
Jerry: Go for it buddy.
Dylan: *Grabs phone, and starts calling a pizza place*
Bob: He's gonna make the kick off.
Eagles Pony 3: *Kicks ball*
Announcer: And the kick is good. The Eagles now have 7 points, and are winning against the Rams.
Dylan: Hi, is the The Only Place In Fillydelphia That Sells, And Makes Pizza?
Pizza Pony: Please, just call us Topiftsamp.
Dylan: What?
Pizza Pony: That's short for The Only Place In Fillydelphia That Sells, And Makes Pizza.
Dylan: Okay. Dad, what do you want on the pizza?
Jerry: Get half of it sausage with broccoli. The other half will be for Bob, and I'll get two slices for you.
Bob: Can I have pepperoni on mine?
Jerry: Alright. Make Bob's half of the pie pepperoni.
Dylan: Got it.
Pizza Pony: Are you ready?
Dylan: Yeah. Can we please have a pie that has sausage, and broccoli on one half, and pepperoni on the other half?
Pizza Pony: You got it. Will you have your usual Dylan.
Dylan: Aw *Laughing* How'd you know it was me?
Pizza Pony: Because you're always ordering pizza on the phone. How's your father?
Dylan: He's great. Right now he invited a friend over, and they're watching football.
Pizza Pony: Okay. I'll come by with the pizza.
Dylan: Good, thank you. *Hangs up*
Announcer: And, we'll continue with the game after these commercials.
Bob: Hey Jerry, can I tell you something?
Jerry: What?
Bob: My wife doesn't want me to hang out with you.
Jerry: What? Why not?
Bob: She says it's because of what happened two days ago when we were watching baseball at my place. She wasn't expecting you over.
Jerry: That's not fair.
Bob: I tried explaining that to her, but she won't listen. I'll try to talk to her again tonight when I get home. After we talk, I'll let you know how it goes tomorrow.
Jerry: Alright. Thanks for telling me. Back when I was at Chicagoat, many ponies would just stop being friends with me, and they wouldn't explain why.
Bob: Well, it's not that I don't like you, it's my wife that doesn't like you. I'll talk to her tonight, okay?
Jerry: Yeah. Thank you.

2 B continued
posted by applejackrocks1
Back with the story....

(Meanwhile in this scene, this song starts to play:
link)

Applejack: *is very tierd* *coughs* Stop! Ah beg y'all!
Brawny: Stop being a wimp! Let me kill ya!
Applejack: *tries to swim Faster*
MP3: *blocks Applejack*
Applejack: AH! Get-
Brawny: *grabs Applejack*
Applejack: NO!
Brawny: *drags Applejack and ties her up*
Applejack: *coughs* No...*coughs*
Brawny: *grabs Axe*
MP2: FINISH HER BRAWNY!
Brawny: It's fair to give you some last words. Go on. *smirks*
Applejack: *sigh* *stands up weak* *eyes are wounded and red*
Brawny: >:(
Applejack: *whispers* I-I...Love you..*kisses Brawny*...
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The last solstice

Chapter 7: Battle at Ivory Tower


The heat is suffocating. It settles on the capital, like an invisible mass. There’s absolutely no natural air movement. No clouds on the light blue sky. Everypony stays indoors, if they can. Only a few figures saunter on the streets. Mostly young fillies and colts, roasting eggs on the hot pavement, or love birds, chatting at cafés, under the shadow of tall oak trees. Everything’s quiet, as the fiery orb above continues to pour its light and warmness on the Equestrian landscape. This is the worst heat wave that struck Canterlot in over...
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Twilight: Not only did I lose my wings, but Celestia put a spell on me to make me sound like a black man!
Rainbow Dash: Wow. You can stay with us until Celestia makes you a princess again.
Twilight: thanks gurl.
Sean: *walks in house* Twilight? What happened to your wings?
Twilight: Man, I done too much stupid shit, and they got taken away.
Sean: Why do you sound black?
Twilight: That's another thing ah got for being idiotic.
Rainbow Dash: Who said you're idiotic? Sure you made a few wrong choices, but that doesn't make you retarted.
Sean: Yeah, I'm pretty sure Albert Einstein made some dumb choices....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hattan: *driving down road*
Con: Hmmm.
Weston: Ah'm not sure why they sell equestrian cars in China.
Con: *steals car*
Weston: What the hay?
Con: Who are you?
Weston: I'm Constaple Weston B. River. Ah saw you before. You're that secret agent!
Con: How'd you know that?
Weston: The Koreans told me.
Con: Ohh great.
Weston: Who are we chasing?
Con: That blue Wrestler with the white wall tires.
Hattan: *turns right*
Con: *does drift*
Sneak Peak: Floor it! Con's chasing us.
Hattan: *weaving through traffic*
Con: *honks horn*
Weston: Get out of the bloody way!
pony in car: Stop shouting!
Weston: I am a police...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Pilot 1 - GasMask On
time : 15:30
location : near LasPegasus
objiective : Find And Kill GoldenHorn
Pilot 2 - fourty-five we near the location
fourty-five - copy over five-o-five
Pilot 1 - holy shit there toxics everywhere
Dimitri - he want gas all civiliants...
Damn - damn...
Shadow *from radio* - Im under... 10 BTR's under the GoldenHorn office... 9 birds flying... no wait... se another one... ok there 10 birds... there contact Destroyer... when you land we lost conntact with you five-o-five...
fourty-five - we landing... good luck
Shadow *from radio* - good luck five-o-five... happy hunting... Shadow...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The sun was rising in Baltimare, as a few stallions were cleaning their house. Rainbow Dash was asleep in that building, and still is. She got there after Fluttershy was killed. But later on

Stallion 63: Lets go. Move it!
Celestia: You broke our wings. We can't move as fast as you.
Luna: You'll be sorry if you kill us.
Stallion 54: Just keep moving. Wait a minute.
Stallion 63: What is it?
Stallion 54: I just thought I saw Rainbow Crash.
Nice Stallion: uh oh.
Stallion 54: *tries to look through window*
Nerdy pony: Hey! Guess what? I just invented a new thing called Multiplying! It's like adding,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pinkie Pie enters the restaurant, and soon meets the manager

Manager: Hello
Pinkie Pie: Hi
Manager: What happened out there?
Pinkie Pie: A pony driving a big rig tried to kill me.
manager: Really?
Pinkie Pie: yeah *sits down at table*
Waiter: Can I get you anything?
Pinkie Pie: Just a cupcake. *looks out window & spots truck*
Waiter: Anything else?
Pinkie Pie: a water, and do you have any asperine?
Waiter: Coming right up.

While Pinkie looks at the truck she remembered the pony driving it had orange hooves. The driver had to be in this restaurant. There were only three ponies that had orange hooves....
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Back with the story......

Twilight: You ponies did a very good job defeating Discord.
All: Thanks!!
AJ: Nikki, y'all are a very good rope pony.
Nikki: *blushes* thanks...
PP: I LOVE YOUR HAIR CS! IT REMINDS ME OF SOMEPONY! BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER WHO!!
CS:*giggles* Pinkie, your so random!
RD: So your joining the army score?
Score: Actually, (looks at her friends) Im staying here, with my friends...
RD: Nice.
Rarity: I must say Pacifica, I love you outfit!
Pacifica: Finally somepony who understands my style!
Fluttershy: Your my favorite element Stormy..
Stormy: hehe..thanks..
Twilight: Well, we gotta go.
Main6: BYE!!!!!
All: BYE!!!!!!
Azura: We did a good job girls..
CS: We sure did Azura..we sure did...
Score: who wants to play video games at my house?!?!
Nikki: ME!!
CS: I DO! I Do!
Azura: Count me in!
Pacifica: Me too!
Stormy: Me three!!!

THE END!!!!

I'll make more articles, don't worry.
The colts stood beside Discord. And the mares were lined up in front of Discord.

Azura: Well, Well, Well....
Discord: Mmmmmf!!!
Score: You give up?
Discord: Mmmf!!!
CS: Letsmfinish him girls.
Stormy: Alrighty!
Nikki: *smirks*

They combined there elements. The 5 ponies rose from the floor. Then they all opened their eyes, and their were glowing. Then FLASH! A big rainbow came out of the elements, and hit Discord, causing him to turn into Stone. Then, they all fell down, tierd of the work they had done.

Stormy: Did we do it?
Azura: I think so!
CS: We did it!
Score: Woo-Hoo!
Nikki: Yee-Haw!!!!
All: (hugs each...
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Cotton Swirls told Azura to build 3 cages, the size of Nikki, Stormy, and Score. And so, Azura build them. They both threw Nikki, Stormy, and Score each into a different cage. After That, they went to look for the others (Pixel, Pacifica, Brawny, Twirl, BS, and Jack). Azura carried Pixel and Brawny, and CS carried Twirl, Pacifica, and Jack back where the others were.

Azura: Okay, now that we have them all together, what do we do?
CS: Well, we gotta bring back there Memory.
Azura: Right, but how?
CS: Ummmmmmm.....We can sing a song, or show them some pictures of us, or just talk to them.
Azura: I...
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Everypony was shouting once Cotton Swirls and her friends got out. "This is terrible!"said Score Heights. They saw Queen Chrysalis using her dark magic to destroy every house in Ponyville. Score Heights went running to her and then told Queen Chrysalis,"Why would you do this to us? We don't deserve this!" Queen Chrysalis just chuckled and said,"I don't think you remember what happened at the wedding. I had my chance to get married with him. Now I give payback!" Score Heights looked up and she saw Princess Celestia.

"Princess Celestia!"said Score Heights. "Go get your friends and gather them...
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posted by mariofan14
*This is an OC story with flippy_fan210's OC, Claw, who's not a pony, but what looks like a lynx. I'm also including my Bayonetta pony in this. And this is truly my longest story I have made, so I'm sorry about this. Enjoy.*

One fine day at Sweet Apple Acres, the Apple family was working hard in the fields, bucking the trees to harvest the apples. Apple Bloom, however, was working with Granny Smith around the house. After a while, the old green pony says, "Ya done real good there, Apple Bloom. Maybe you can help out yer brother and sister out in the fields." "Ah sure will!" Apple Bloom leaped...
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posted by Mylittlecute12
Twilight and Fluttershy enter the tower.
"Hello is anypony home"? asked, Fluttershy.
"Look the staircase"! said, Twilight.
"Fluttershy you keep guard up here while I'll go down the stairs" said, Twilight.
"Okay" whispered, Fluttershy.
"I better be careful I don't wanna fall again". said, Twilight." I hope Twilight is okay I don't want her to get hurt". whispered, Fluttershy.
(evil laughing)
Fluttershy "screams".
"Fluttershy"! yells, Twilight.
Twilight runs back up the stairs.
But when she trys running up the stairs, they just keep going down like everlasting steps.

"Help!!!!!!!!!!!" screams, Fluttershy.

To be continued.........
Chapter Eleven: Rarity
    I tucked by hooves underneath me and sighed. “Twilight, do we have to? I have a bad feeling about this…”

Rainbow Dash was glaring at the ground. “I can’t believe this… I’m so not going!” But we all knew those were empty words—she would come.

Fluttershy had gotten over her panic, but was still nervous.
“Are… are you sure about this?”

Twilight said her next words mournfully. “We have to be…”

Discord popped his head back in. “I’m readdddy~” he sang. “You?”

“As ready as we’ll ever be,” I sighed, and trotted...
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posted by mariofan14
It was a bright and shining day in the beautiful town of Ponyville. Everyone was doing their regular thing: talking, shopping, working, playing, the usual. But at Sugar Cube Corner, things were going to be a little different.

Pound and Pumpkin Cake, the twin foals, now about 3 and a half months old, were beginning to be a little more aware of their powers, using them for whatever purpose there is, sometimes including help around the kitchen when it needs cleaning. Those kids sure are better with their powers now, here's its downside: They want to use it OUTSIDE of the town!

One day, when Pinkie...
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I grew up in a town where you had to fight just to get a point across to someone. Where ponies would drop dead from; Homicide, fatigue, starvation, and more commonly suicide. So how can a Stallion like me, end up at the most extravagent party in Equestria? He becomes the best Doctor these Royals have ever known.


How does he ruin the Grand Galloping Gala to the point where no Pony will ever return to the event? He burns it to the ground. I know I sound mad but it`s the only way I can accomplish my mission.


I lit a match near the fabric curtains, the rest took care of itself. First there was panic, then there was choking. And finally, the sweet passion of death. How I envy there adrenaline, I felt no remorce.


To be continued...
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I finally got out of he Everfree forest and headed fir my cottage to see if Queen Chrysalis did anything to my precious animals. She didn't.

If she's not here, where is she?

I went into town to see if she caused any trouble there. She hadn't.

Hmm.

I saw Rainbow Dash and ran to tell her who I saw in the Everfree forest. "Rainbow, you'll never believe you I saw-"

"I have to go, Fluttershy." Rainbow Dash flew away.

I followed. "But it's really important-" She flew faster than me. I flew a little faster, too. "Rainbow, listen to-" She then flew away even faster and I knew I could'nt catch up.. I...
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I tried to get of the goo. I couldn't believe I had probably put Ponyville in danger. I knew I had to escape. So, I thought of a plan. "Oh, please, changling minion, let me go."

My element of harmony. Kindness.

The changling that was guarding me shook its head.

"Pretty please." I gave my kindest smile.

The changling set me free.

"Thanks oh so very much." I then flew out of the cave like lightning.

I was going to Ponyville to see if Queen Chrysalis did anything to my reputation.
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"And she did."
posted by AquoMoon
"Time to take a test Twilight," said the stallion as he took of his hood by using telekineses the stallion had a spiky red mane a black and red tail and purple make upin shapes of upside down tears,"Hey are you going to ask what my name is Twilight," asked the stallion,"oh yeah ummm may i ask whats your name?","Finnaly an answer I could answer I'm Axel so are you ready?" asked Axel again,"Uhh yeah I guess since I never failed one before." said Twilight. Axel took a step back and cherged up to chakrams,"well than Lets get going!" Axel said as Twilight had her thing to deafend herself with book...
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posted by whiteclaw
The villian
The villian
Miss Cheerilee, the local school teacher, decided to take a shortcut to her school. It was down a long dark alley behind the Ponyville gym. She was never the one for athletic sports or activites, but she supported fitness of all types. She heard a scream from behind a dumpster and jumped. She began walking more quickly now, and became more cautious of her environment.



She was just about to turn the corner when a dart was shot into the side of her neck. She struggled, but couldn`t fight. She began hallucinating and fell to the ground. When she looked up, she saw a tall figure standing above her, "You can call me...Scarecrow!!!" said the figure. He added another dose into her neck, "How does it feel to be scared Miss Cheerilee?" "Are you scared that I know your name?" "Fear this day for it is your last!"














THE END