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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 14, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming

Nemo was doing a poor job taking over for Hawkeye while he was on vacation. He became frightened of bulls, and remained very lazy, and stubborn. The only trains he would drive, were passenger trains, pulled by diesels.

All the freight trains were being left behind for Stylo to deal with, and it was annoying him big time.

Stylo: *Walking into train yard*
Metal Gloss: *Stops train in yards*
Stylo: *Sees Metal Gloss*
Metal Gloss: *Climbs down from cab* Hello Stylo. I see Nemo has left another freight train behind.
Stylo: I'll have to make a special journey with it I suppose. Anypony would think I have nothing to do.
Metal Gloss: Tell you what, I'll take that freight train, you get the empty tank cars that I take to the dairy.
Stylo: Alright.

So Stylo got two diesels, and coupled them to the empty tank cars. However, he was going up Sherman Hill. The mafia were there waiting.

Mafia Pony 377: Here comes a freight train.
Mafia Pony 459: I know that train. It's driven by some unicorn mare, and she takes it to the dairy for those tank cars to be loaded with milk.
Mafia Pony 377: How do you know?
Mafia Pony 459: It always shows up at this time of the week. Wait a sec. Give me those binoculars.
Mafia Pony 377: *Gives binoculars*
Mafia Pony 459: *Looking at train* That's a stallion driving the train. Give me a sniper rifle.
Mafia Pony 377: *Gives sniper rifle to his partner*
Mafia Pony 459: I think we might get some gasoline from this train. *Aiming rifle at airbrakes, and shoots them*

Airbrakes are very important. Without them, it makes things more difficult for the train to stop.

Mafia Pony 459: Haha.
Mafia Pony 377: Are you crazy? If there really is gasoline on that train, it could crash, and blow up. How will we get the gas now?
Mafia Pony 459: Relax. Not all of the cars are gonna explode. If none of them explode, we know that all of them are empty.
Stylo: *Tries to apply brakes* Wait a minute, I got no airbrakes. *Gets on Walkie Talkie* Train 949 to MP 312, I have no airbrakes, and my train won't stop.
Signal Pony: Copy that 949. We'll divert you to a siding.
Stylo: Thank you.

Unfortunately, another train was in front of him.

Stylo: Oh god. *Crashes train into the back of another freight train*

Stylo's engine went through the caboose, and got onto a flatcar. A few minutes later, Pete arrived. Metal Gloss, and Nemo helped clear the mess, but there was worse to come.

Pete: You broke your leg. Now, we must try to run this line with two workers missing! You have messed things up for me, and the Union Pacific.
Stylo: I am sorry.
Pete: You will be in the hospital for at least two weeks. You really need to be more careful.
Nemo: Ha. How could somepony be stupid enough to not have airbrakes?
Pete: As for you Nemo, all of my workers are loyal, and hard workers. Lazy ponies get fired. However, Metal Gloss said you worked hard with clearing this mess up, so you shall have another chance.
Nemo: Thank you. I'll work hard. Metal Gloss says she'll help me.
Pete: Excellent. What Metal Gloss doesn't know about driving a train, isn't worth knowing. She's very experienced in this.

So Stylo was sent to the hospital to heal, and Nemo took over for him. Hawkeye returned from vacation shortly after Stylo's accident.

Metal Gloss: *Putting grease on valve gear of steam engine*
Hawkeye: *Arrives*
Metal Gloss: Pierce! *Runs to Hawkeye, and hugs him*
Hawkeye: Hey, it's great to be back.
Nemo: So you're Hawkeye. Metal Gloss has told me about you, and I must say, you really have an important special somepony. You take good care of her, right?
Hawkeye: Of course I do. It's great to meet you.
Nemo: Yeah, I'm working with her. You are taking a short freight train over Sherman Hill.
Hawkeye: Right. Have fun you two.

The End

On the next episode of Ponies On The Rails

All of the Union Pacific ponies go to Manehattan for a special celebration.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme was driving her train up Sherman Hill, and Mirage still had his engine pushing from behind.

Conductor: *Still drunk, and looks out the back of his caboose* Wait a minute. *Sees Mirage's engine* Why is that engine pushing the train?! It's supposed to be on the front of the train, not the back! *Walks out of caboose, and gets onto Mirage's engine*
Mirage: *Sees conductor* What is he doing on my engine?
Conductor: *Walks into cab* You sir are doing your job wrong!
Mirage: What are you talking about? I'm supposed to push this train up the hill, to help Coffee Creme.
Conductor: Don't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff got back to Ponyville after killing Princess Cadence, and Shining Armor. He was waiting at the top of his army's HQ with Twilight. They were waiting for Dr. Robotnik to arrive.

Jeff: I'm looking forward to ending this war.
Twilight: Me too man. Me too.
Jeff: When do we kill him?
Twilight: We? Let me do all the talking.

Song: link

Robotnik: *Enters room*
Twilight: *Shoots Jeff's horn off*
Jeff: Ah! *Falls on floor*
Twilight: *Looks at Robotnik* What do you want me to do Doctor?
Robotnik: You have forgotten your place Princess Twilight Sparkle, by having your own... Student. Instead of teaching...
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I was sitting in a room with Con, and his boss, P.

Sean: What can I help you with?
Con: Discord. Remember the prison your army put him in?
Sean: Yes. What happened?
P: He was being transferred to a different prison, but escaped.
Sean: Where is he?
Con: We're not entirely sure yet.

Meanwhile, in Mexico.

Discord: Wait here. This won't take long.
Italian Pony: Yes sir.
Discord: *Walks into Mexican military base*
Mexican Pony 33: Halt!
Discord: Relax. I am unarmed. I request permission to speak to your boss.
Mexican Pony 33: Very well. *Grabs walkie talkie* General, you have a visitor.
Mexican General:...
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Jeff was soon sitting next to the judge.

Judge: It appears that everypony is saying you were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the day February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did you think of Gordon's actions when he told you to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: You can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if you will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset by what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When you say surprised, do you mean like an angry kind of surprised, or just surprised?
Jeff:...
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