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posted by SomeoneButNoone
---- 3 Days of Harash Battle for Canterlot ---

- Trenches in front of City. -

Sandman - Damn they won't stop coming.
Fire - What you think Sir. We will get out of here?
Ice - God only knows.
Damien - *looks at picture of mare* Shit... I hope we will.
*convoy comes close*
Watermark - Hello Lads *rocket explodes near him* Shit! Theese fucking explosions are loud for FUCK SAKE.
Sandman - What is it Watermark.
Watermark - Orders. Our flank was compromised. It's 17th May. Now get your asses up.
Sandman - So?
Watermark - Rest of teams on flank are Oscar Mike. Canterlot Castle is controlled by GlobeX and they have fucking army in gardens. But your mission is to take VIP out of there. Name Rainbow Dash.
Sandman - Copy that. Let's go.
Watermark - *goes back to car* Damn explosions.. My ears can't take them god.
Sandman - Let's go *gets inside humvee*


-2 hours later-
Sandman - *jumps into trenches* Situatuon?
Private - Castle is unable to get. They have HMGs all around and alot of LMGs in garden. But we have UAV online.
Sandman - Request bombarding of one side.
Private - On name?
Sandman - Sandman.
Private - *leaves*
Ice - Shit... Isn't RainbowDash a celebrity.
Fire - More than that.
Damien - I heard she was about to ge-
*Half of Castle is bombarded*
Sandman - Flank them! *runs forward*
Damien - *slowly moves inside* Clear.
Ice - Stairs clear.
Sandman - Go Go Go!
Fire - Clear!
Damien - *kicks doors open* Clear!
Hunter 2-7 - Heli ready awaiting for you.
RD - Help!
GlobeX - Shut up! *smacks her*
Sandman - on me.
GlobeX - Stupid cunt... *grabs her* What you gonna do now eh?
RD - Don't hurt me...
Sandman - Wait...
GlobeX - *throes her on the bed* Hahaha! *puts gun go her head* You will do anything to stay alive?
Sandman - Now Damien.
Damien - *shoots GlobeX in the head*
Fire - *bust doors open*
Ice - Clear!
Sandman - Good job.
RD - Who are you...
Damien - Saviors.
Ice - Or Knights in shining armors!
Fire - Shut the hell up Icepick.
Ice - pfff...
Sandman - to heli!
RD - *enters the VIP heli*
Damien - Off we g-
Pilot - RPG FUCK! *RPG hits Heli as it goes down*
Sandman - Hold on!
Pilot - Mayday, Mayday we are going down Maydsy May-
*Heli crashes*

- 10 minutes later -
Damien - *slowly wakes up*
Fire - *drags hit Icepick to cover*
Sandman - They are focusing on us.
Damien - *grabs M4 and shoots at horde of enemies and Tanks in Garden.
Sandman - Damn it!
Ice - We... We won't make it... God save us all... God... Save us...
Damien - Is that a... Missle in thr air..?
Fire - Holy shit take cover!




TBC.
posted by TotalDramaFan60
Pinkie Pie: *giggles*
Twilight Sparkle: you're an equestria girl
Pinkie Pie: *cries*
Rainbow Dash: Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: Yes, Rainbow Dash?
Rainbow Dash: We have an Equestria Girl.
a few seconds later
Rainbow Dash: TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHERBUCKER BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM


Octavia: Vinyl Vinyl!
Vinyl Scratch: What? What?
Octavia: *cries* MY BOWTIE IS EVIL AND ITS GONNA KILL ME AHHHH
Vinyl Scratch: Yeah, I'm gonna go...wub.
Octavia: nyehhh...
Bowtie: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Octavia: OHHHHHHHHHHHH
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Everypony in Ms. Schultz's class was bored. They had to write down a paragraph about the importance of geometry.

Gary: *Chewing eraser on pencil*
James: *Sleeping, and thinking about ice cream*
Sunny: What is this? English class?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: We're supposed to be learning about math here!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: You are. If you keep writing that essay, you will.
Brianna: Ms. Schultz, Sunny has a very good point. Why...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Blazin' Blue's car
Blazin' Blue's car
At a classic car show in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing

Song: link

Blazin' Blue: *Sitting by his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting by his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, or you will be killed by a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car, and parks between Blazin' Blue, and Saten Twist*
Blazin' Blue: *Stands up*
Ryan: *Gets out of car*
Saten Twist: Where have you been? You almost got disqualified for being late.
Ryan: I'm...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Harry was disguised as a pilot, and walked from the airport onto the runway. The airplane that had the terrorists on board was sitting there, and Harry was walking right towards it. However, he did have a plan.

Harry: *Walks onto plane*
Terrorist 1: Drop the bag!
Harry: *drops bag* Hello.
Terrorist 1: What's in the bag?
Harry: Maps.
Terrorist 1: *Looking at maps in bag* Check him. Make sure he has no weapons.
Terrorist 2: *Checking Harry* He's clean.
Terrorist 1: Good. Now get in there.
Harry: *Goes to cockpit*
Co Pilot: *Sitting in chair*
Harry: Good afternoon gentlecolts.
Terrorist 1: Stop...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joycreator
added by sweet_cream
Source: RubyPM on deviantart
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Source: johnjoseco on deviantart
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Source: deviantArt Users
added by smartone123
Source: google
Here are some reasons I think Pinkie Pie is better than Rainbow Dash.

1. Pinkie Pie doesn't tend to show off or brag about her accomplishments.

2. Pinkie doesn't care about being cool. She just wants to have fun.

3. Pinkie will go out of her way just to make somepony else happy while Rainbow is just in it for the glory.

4. Pinkie sings more and has a prettier voice. (Who cares if she sometimes does it randomly out of nowhere?)

5. Rainbow Dash can be a little bossy to Fluttershy while Pinkie just tries to help Fluttershy out of her shell in a cute, cheerful way.

6. Pinkie Pie is so random...and that's...
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posted by obssesedTDIgirl
WARNING: IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH, PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS!

CUPCAKES: VOLUME 1:

Chapter 1 - Is it a prank?:

The air was warm, the sun was shining, and everypony in Ponyville was having a glorious day. The town square was bustling and crowded and busy ponies filled the streets. All the pony folk seemed to have somewhere specific to be. All except Rainbow Dash; her place was in the sky. She tore freely through the air, speeding one way and the next, buzzing the tree tops and racing the wind. The blue pegasus swooped over a schoolyard, much to the delight of the children, then climbed several...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!


Pinkie's Ghost

It was a dark night, and there was lots of fog. Then, the ghost pony was seen running through the streets of Ponyville. He was killed in an accident on Halloween, and every year on the day of the accident, the ghost pony runs around ponyville, shreiking like a lost soul!

Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, what are you talking about?
Pinkie Pie: The ghost pony. Snips, and Snails saw it last night.
Rainbow Dash: Where?
Pinkie Pie: They didn't tell me. Oh, it makes my legs wobble to think about it.
Rainbow Dash: Ha! You're just a gullible pony....
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