My Little Pony

After discussing dogs, it was time for Tom to talk about cats.

Tom: Cats can't look at you like that, cats look at you coldly as if they're testing new eyes.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Cats can also increase the size of their pupils, it's the craziest thing ever! *Opens his eyes wide*
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Cats are cute, cats are goddamn cute. Isn't he cute?! God he's cute, look at 'im!! He's a kitty cat!! That's how cute they are, they needed two names.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Kitty wasn't cute enough. Kitty cat!! Kitty cat! Ain't he cute?! Let's DROWN HIM!!!!!!!!!
Crowd: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom:...

5. Shining Armor X Princess Cadance
I think they go rather cutely together, but the main reason I like them is because it is an actual couple. Probably one of the only couples that's been made official by the show. (Aside from a possible "Mac X Cheerilee" which just barely didn't make this list)


4. Cranky X Matilda
Well, yes, this is also an actual couple. I like this one better than Shining Armor and Cadance because of their love story. I found it adorable that they met at the Gala,and found each other again after so long. (But really Matilda, why did you put the note on the side of the...