Bob Newhart
Derpy: Hey cousin.. I got the money.
Saten: Really, ho-.. You robbed another store didn't you?
Derpy: ... Maybe.
Saten: Derpy.. This isn't Fillydefia, you can't go around robbin-
Derpy: Maybe YOU can't.. But unlike you, I've been robbing sense I was a little girl, remember?
Saten: Yes.. Some seem to think that I'm a bad influence on you.
Derpy: (laughs) Oh please.. When I found you. You were pathetic.. I made you tougher.
Saten: Yes.. But you ALSO made me into a drunken pot head.
Derpy: Well, who ISN'T in our family (drinks Volga).
Suddenly Master Sword appears, covered in red, and holding a small knife.
Sword: Good news Saten.. I dealt with that that guy that made fun of you earlier.
Saten: Uhh.. G -Good to know.
Derpy: You know Sword.. There's a Carly girl might have things in common with.. Your both.. Something.
Sword: (cleaning blood off the knife) What makes you say that?
Saten: Really, ho-.. You robbed another store didn't you?
Derpy: ... Maybe.
Saten: Derpy.. This isn't Fillydefia, you can't go around robbin-
Derpy: Maybe YOU can't.. But unlike you, I've been robbing sense I was a little girl, remember?
Saten: Yes.. Some seem to think that I'm a bad influence on you.
Derpy: (laughs) Oh please.. When I found you. You were pathetic.. I made you tougher.
Saten: Yes.. But you ALSO made me into a drunken pot head.
Derpy: Well, who ISN'T in our family (drinks Volga).
Suddenly Master Sword appears, covered in red, and holding a small knife.
Sword: Good news Saten.. I dealt with that that guy that made fun of you earlier.
Saten: Uhh.. G -Good to know.
Derpy: You know Sword.. There's a Carly girl might have things in common with.. Your both.. Something.
Sword: (cleaning blood off the knife) What makes you say that?
