For all those men who say, "Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free." Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage. WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
Men are like...
1. Men are like LAXATIVES. They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like BANANAS. The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like WEATHER. Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like BLENDERS. You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like CHOCOLATE BARS. Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for...
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