Once Upon a Time - [Song Spoof/Crack(ish)]

This is sort of AU as it takes place in Storybrooke despite the new curse and what not).

Roland stretched his arm out as far as he could, yet the boy still couldn't seem to reach the top branch on the tree. In fact he barely reached the middle of the tree. Regina looked up from her place on the sofa, taking one more sip of her coco she said to Robin "Why don't you give Roland a hand?"

To which Robin stood up and walked over to Roland. He lifted the boy off the ground. "Alright Roland, put it wherever you want." Roland smiled and placed the last ornament on the tallest branch.

"Got it dad." He...

Majority of you voted for me to share my opinion about Belle this time.

Okay, so just a heads up I really don't like Belle, she annoys the shit out of me but here goes:
Positives:
She's smart. Now in this show being smart is a huge advantage. She was able to find Hook's ship, knock him out and get the shawl back. She's also quite a good friend to Ruby considering she hasn't known her that long. When she spotted Ruby panicking in front of a boy she stepped in and helped her which was a sweet thing to do. She also was willing to stay Ruby with the chance that she would be wolf supper.
She's also...

So the majority of you on the poll voted for me to write an article on my opinion of Snow/Mary M this time.

As some of you know, it's MM I mainly hate not Snow. This is because of things she did in Storybrooke.
Positives:
Snow isn't like the Disney Snow, a damsel in distress. I like how bad-ass she is and that she doesn't need a prince to come and save her. She is also quite selfless, no completely, but quite selfless. When she ate the apple so that Charming could live was very brave of her. She is also loyal to Red which makes me happy since Red/Ruby is my favorite. The way she helped her out...