leedle leedle lee.
patrick:hello brothers*shows cone on his head*
policefish 1#:son we're looking for the manic.
policefish 2#:have you seen this man?*shows a wanted drawing of spongebob*
patrick:ahhh!! it's the maniac!!
take him away! take him away!
policefish 1#:calm down son it's just a drawing,not the real thing now we're gonna show you this picture again and you tell us if you seen this guy understand?
patrick:yeah uh huh.
policefish 1#:okay.
*policefish 2# shows drawing*
patrick:AHHHH!! HORRIBLE!!!
*policefish 2# shows drawing once more*
patrick:AHHH!!!! AHHHH!!
policefish 2#(with policefish 1# smiling):*shows
patrick wanted drawing of spongebob*
patrick:AHH!
policefish 2#:*shows drawing again*
patrick:AHH!
policefish 2#*shows drawing again and again*
patrick:AHH,AHH,AHH,AHH,AHH!!! AHHHH!!!!
flying dutchman:AWWWWOOOOOO!!!!
spongebob:BAAAAAAAAA!!!!
patrick:LEEDLE,LEEDLE,LEEDLE LEE!!!!!
flying dutchman:AWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!
Spongebob:BAAAAAAAAA!!!
patrick:LEDDLE,LEDDLE,LEDDLE LEE!!!!
patrick:firmly grasp it in your hand.*put jellyfish net on squidward's bandaged hand but falls off*
patrick:*picks of jellyfish net*firmly grasp it.
*puts jellyfish net on squidwards hand again but falls falls off*
patrick:*picks up jellyfish net again*
(angerily)FIRMLY GRASP IT!*stabs jellyfish net on squidwards hand*
squidward:*muffle scream in pain*
spongebob:see anything yet patrick?
patrick:i need my glasses*takes out two glasses of water ,water falls off the glasses revealing human eyes*hmm.(sees mail
truck)it's the mail truck!
patrick&spongebob:hooray our package!*hops happily*
patrick:(raises hand)is mayonnaise an instrument?
squidward:no patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument.
*patrick raises hand again*
squidward:horse radish is not an instrument either.
spongebob:alright pinhand your time is up.
patrick:who you callin' pinhead?
*doodlebob draws a bowling ball then rolls it*
patrick:YAAHHHH!!!!(gets hit by bowling ball and turns into bowling pins,then bowling ball falls and hits him again.)
spongebob:patrick are you okay?
patrick:FINLAND!!!
*doodlebob drops a drawn wrench on patrick's head*
patrick:ofmm.
spongebob:see what i mean?
patrick:where's the leak ma'am?
*patrick knocks on unknown door , an unkown fish opens his door*
unknown fish:hello?
patrick:i love you.
*unkown fish closese his door quickly*
*spongebob rings a second unknown door doorbell*
unknown fish 2#:yes?
spongebob:good morning sir we're selling chocolate bars.
*patrick eyes loop back and forth and stares at the unknown fish*
unknown fish 2#:why is chubby here staring at me?
patrick:focusing...
unknown fish 2#:back up jack(slams his door that squishes patrick's eyes)
patrick:(his eyes get squished) nice place you got here.
patrick:(holding tiny squidward)you got it set to m for "mini" and it should be set to "w" for wumbo.
spongebob:patrick i don't think wumbo is a real word.
patrick:c'mon you know i wumbo ,you wumbo,he-she-me wumbo,wumbo,wumboing,(countines to say wumbo)
squidward:i wonder if i fall off of this side enough to kill me.
patrick:wumbology the study of wumbo?,it's first grade spongbob.
spongebob:patrick i'm sorry i doubted you.
funny pat pics
