Alternative Endings of Percy Jackson (Part 1).
So, this is how I entertain myself, ticking people off, especially PJ’s fans!
R U READY TO BE TICKED OFF?
I heard IT’S A YES!
1/The X-files ending: Since he killed a minor god, Percy is taken to the court of Olympia. He claims to have been controlled by…aliens. The gods don’t believe him. But Annabeth and Grover believe that the gods are hiding aliens to fullfill their dark conspiracy of making a god-alien…hybrid race that could become slaves for the aliens when the colonization begin. In the ending, all the gods are turned to hamburgers by aliens’ deadly radioactive rays, and Percy, Annabeth, Grover have hard evidence to prove the existence of extraterrestrials. They become the 1st successful alien-demigod hybrids.
2/The Hunger Games ending: After taking over Olympus and rule the world, the Titans put the half-bloods in the annual Hunger Games, make them fight each other to death, to entertain the Titans, who have nothing to do since the gods are all dead. Percy and Annabeth become the victors of the 1st Hunger Games.
3/The usual suspect ending: Since the books are told by PJ’s point of view, we don’t know if they are true, or not. In the end, it turns out that Percy is the real traitor, he’s actually the best servant of Kronos and he helps him take over the Olympus. After Kronos is defeated, Percy pretends to be nice and retells his made-up story to us, to cover up the truth about his traitory. Why? Look at me and see if I care!
4/Angels and Demons ending: It was a set up from the beginning, and the Big Bad Guy is the The Big 3. There’s no Kronos’ conspiracy to take over Olympus, it’s the Big 3 that created Luke, monsters, labyrinth, everything, for the heroes to fight. Why do they do this? Because the world is peaceful and that bores them to death! They are also the one that set Kronos free, to make life more fun and interesting.
5/Disney’ Fairy Tales’ ending: Percy defeat Kronos, who turns out to be a fire-breathing dragon and marries Annabeth, they move to a big castle and live happily ever after. The end.
6/I am Legend ending: Percy becomes the last person alive on earth since a deadly virus turn all gods, monsters, mortals,…into bloodthristy zombies. But then the zombies turn into a new kind, which also destroy Gaea, reform the world. So, now Percy is a last person of the last world, which means he’s no longer suitable for the new world. The new kind of zombies hunt him down and kick his ass.
7/Shadow of a doubt ending: Luke returns home after a few years, Annabeth is happy with this. But then she suspects that Luke has become a nut who likes to kick demigods’ butt. Her doubt turns out to be true when Luke tries to kick her * so that she will fell from the train, but he misses and fells off the train, a bunch of dogs nearby come and eat him alive. Annabeth and Percy talks about Luke at his funeral. “At least he’s better than the last time we saw him,” Percy says, and Annabeth takes it as a compliment.
8/ Twilight ending: Luke lures Annabeth to the kitchen and tries to kiss her. But she kicks his ass. So embarrased, Luke tries to kick Annabeth back, Percy suddenly appears and hit Luke, he faints. The other half-bloods take him out and “take care of” him.
9/ The Wolfman ending: Percy is turned into a werewolf and loses his sanity. He tries to bite Annabeth in the forest, but then Dr.Chase, Annabeth’s dad appear with a big cane in his hand. He uses the cane to smash Percy’s skull, which kills him. The end.
10/ How I met your mother ending: The entire series turns ourt to be a story Percy Jackson tells his children how he met their mother, Rachel Dare.
11/Glee ending: After being defeat by the Titans, Percy and the other half-bloods must make a music show to entertain Kronos and his gangs. They sing Bad Romance and Just Dance. Annabeth has to dress like…Lady Gaga.
12/ The Last Samurai ending: Percy is captured by the Titans. He stays with them for a while, learn about them and become their minion. He thinks that the Titans are good and fight for them. But in the end, the Titans are defeat, Kronos realizes that the era of Titans are over, he asks Percy to kill him, so that he’d die in honor. Percy cries fot the Lord of Time, the other Half-bloods and other gods kneel down as a farewell tribute the Great Lord.
13/The Great Escape ending: Percy and other half-bloods are put behind bars after the Olympians lost in the Titan War. They plan for an escape, but after all of them are free, Kronos sends monsters to hunt them down and kill them.
14/The Silence of the lambs ending: Luke (Knonos) becomes disfigured in the Titan War, he kidnaps Annabeth. Percy and Grover, Clarisse go on a quest to rescue Annabeth, but they go to the wrong place. But Rachel Dare accidentally knocks on the door of Kronos’ hidout, a cottage in VietNam, and ask him for money for the poor. Kronos (Luke) let Rachel come in and asks her to wait when he “go get the money”. Rachel realizes he was Luke, so she uses her toothbrush to smash his head. Luke dies, so does Kronos, Rachel becomes the heroine of the Prophecy.
15/ CSI ending: Percy, Grover and Annabeth take Luke (Kronos) to the court of Gods. Luke says they have no evidence to arrest him. Percy says: “We found your fingerprint on the scythe that you use to kill Ouranos.” Luke cries: “What? But I have the gl…”
“Oh,” said Percy wickedly, “you have the gloves? Oh, my friend, you’ve just turned yourself in for me.”
Part 2 coming soon.
So, this is how I entertain myself, ticking people off, especially PJ’s fans!
R U READY TO BE TICKED OFF?
I heard IT’S A YES!
1/The X-files ending: Since he killed a minor god, Percy is taken to the court of Olympia. He claims to have been controlled by…aliens. The gods don’t believe him. But Annabeth and Grover believe that the gods are hiding aliens to fullfill their dark conspiracy of making a god-alien…hybrid race that could become slaves for the aliens when the colonization begin. In the ending, all the gods are turned to hamburgers by aliens’ deadly radioactive rays, and Percy, Annabeth, Grover have hard evidence to prove the existence of extraterrestrials. They become the 1st successful alien-demigod hybrids.
2/The Hunger Games ending: After taking over Olympus and rule the world, the Titans put the half-bloods in the annual Hunger Games, make them fight each other to death, to entertain the Titans, who have nothing to do since the gods are all dead. Percy and Annabeth become the victors of the 1st Hunger Games.
3/The usual suspect ending: Since the books are told by PJ’s point of view, we don’t know if they are true, or not. In the end, it turns out that Percy is the real traitor, he’s actually the best servant of Kronos and he helps him take over the Olympus. After Kronos is defeated, Percy pretends to be nice and retells his made-up story to us, to cover up the truth about his traitory. Why? Look at me and see if I care!
4/Angels and Demons ending: It was a set up from the beginning, and the Big Bad Guy is the The Big 3. There’s no Kronos’ conspiracy to take over Olympus, it’s the Big 3 that created Luke, monsters, labyrinth, everything, for the heroes to fight. Why do they do this? Because the world is peaceful and that bores them to death! They are also the one that set Kronos free, to make life more fun and interesting.
5/Disney’ Fairy Tales’ ending: Percy defeat Kronos, who turns out to be a fire-breathing dragon and marries Annabeth, they move to a big castle and live happily ever after. The end.
6/I am Legend ending: Percy becomes the last person alive on earth since a deadly virus turn all gods, monsters, mortals,…into bloodthristy zombies. But then the zombies turn into a new kind, which also destroy Gaea, reform the world. So, now Percy is a last person of the last world, which means he’s no longer suitable for the new world. The new kind of zombies hunt him down and kick his ass.
7/Shadow of a doubt ending: Luke returns home after a few years, Annabeth is happy with this. But then she suspects that Luke has become a nut who likes to kick demigods’ butt. Her doubt turns out to be true when Luke tries to kick her * so that she will fell from the train, but he misses and fells off the train, a bunch of dogs nearby come and eat him alive. Annabeth and Percy talks about Luke at his funeral. “At least he’s better than the last time we saw him,” Percy says, and Annabeth takes it as a compliment.
8/ Twilight ending: Luke lures Annabeth to the kitchen and tries to kiss her. But she kicks his ass. So embarrased, Luke tries to kick Annabeth back, Percy suddenly appears and hit Luke, he faints. The other half-bloods take him out and “take care of” him.
9/ The Wolfman ending: Percy is turned into a werewolf and loses his sanity. He tries to bite Annabeth in the forest, but then Dr.Chase, Annabeth’s dad appear with a big cane in his hand. He uses the cane to smash Percy’s skull, which kills him. The end.
10/ How I met your mother ending: The entire series turns ourt to be a story Percy Jackson tells his children how he met their mother, Rachel Dare.
11/Glee ending: After being defeat by the Titans, Percy and the other half-bloods must make a music show to entertain Kronos and his gangs. They sing Bad Romance and Just Dance. Annabeth has to dress like…Lady Gaga.
12/ The Last Samurai ending: Percy is captured by the Titans. He stays with them for a while, learn about them and become their minion. He thinks that the Titans are good and fight for them. But in the end, the Titans are defeat, Kronos realizes that the era of Titans are over, he asks Percy to kill him, so that he’d die in honor. Percy cries fot the Lord of Time, the other Half-bloods and other gods kneel down as a farewell tribute the Great Lord.
13/The Great Escape ending: Percy and other half-bloods are put behind bars after the Olympians lost in the Titan War. They plan for an escape, but after all of them are free, Kronos sends monsters to hunt them down and kill them.
14/The Silence of the lambs ending: Luke (Knonos) becomes disfigured in the Titan War, he kidnaps Annabeth. Percy and Grover, Clarisse go on a quest to rescue Annabeth, but they go to the wrong place. But Rachel Dare accidentally knocks on the door of Kronos’ hidout, a cottage in VietNam, and ask him for money for the poor. Kronos (Luke) let Rachel come in and asks her to wait when he “go get the money”. Rachel realizes he was Luke, so she uses her toothbrush to smash his head. Luke dies, so does Kronos, Rachel becomes the heroine of the Prophecy.
15/ CSI ending: Percy, Grover and Annabeth take Luke (Kronos) to the court of Gods. Luke says they have no evidence to arrest him. Percy says: “We found your fingerprint on the scythe that you use to kill Ouranos.” Luke cries: “What? But I have the gl…”
“Oh,” said Percy wickedly, “you have the gloves? Oh, my friend, you’ve just turned yourself in for me.”
Part 2 coming soon.
