This is a short fanfic. Enjoy.
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Pinkie Pie was driving a delivery van full of cupcakes around Ponyville. She had to stop at a red traffic light.
Pinkie Pie: *Going cross-eyed with her tongue sticking out* What a beautiful day delivering cupcakes. *Watches the traffic light*
Instead of changing from red to green, the traffic light turned blue. Then the song stopped, and another one played: link
Pinkie Pie: *Thinking to herself, then smiles* Ooh, it's another one of those blue traffic lights Vinyl Scratch told me about! Now what was it that she said again?
Vinyl Scratch: *Appears in a thought bubble* Remember Pinkie, whenever you see a traffic light that turns blue instead of green. *Stops the song then goes insane* DRIVE REALLY FAST LIKE A FAGGOT UNTIL YOU CRASH INTO SOMETHING!
Pinkie Pie: *Thinks for five seconds* Oh yeah.
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As Pinkie Pie was driving 60 miles an hour in her delivery van, she was making the gasping noise she made when she first met Twilight Sparkle.
Meanwhile, in another part of Ponyville
Snips: *Waiting for Pinkie Pie* Ugh. Where is that pink fool?
Pinkie Pie: *Driving towards Snips*
Snips: *Sees Pinkie Pie driving towards him then screams*
Pinkie Pie: *Runs into Snips*
Stop the song. As Pinkie Pie ran into Snips, an explosion was heard at Sweet Apple Acres. Rainbow Dash was reading a newspaper, while Derpy was sitting next to her.
Applejack: *Walks out of her farm with shaving cream on her face* What was that noise?
Rainbow Dash: The sound of inner stupidity my friend.
Pinkie Pie: *Laying next to Snips on top of her delivery van with ringing bells going around her head*
The End
Song: link
Pinkie Pie was driving a delivery van full of cupcakes around Ponyville. She had to stop at a red traffic light.
Pinkie Pie: *Going cross-eyed with her tongue sticking out* What a beautiful day delivering cupcakes. *Watches the traffic light*
Instead of changing from red to green, the traffic light turned blue. Then the song stopped, and another one played: link
Pinkie Pie: *Thinking to herself, then smiles* Ooh, it's another one of those blue traffic lights Vinyl Scratch told me about! Now what was it that she said again?
Vinyl Scratch: *Appears in a thought bubble* Remember Pinkie, whenever you see a traffic light that turns blue instead of green. *Stops the song then goes insane* DRIVE REALLY FAST LIKE A FAGGOT UNTIL YOU CRASH INTO SOMETHING!
Pinkie Pie: *Thinks for five seconds* Oh yeah.
Song: link
As Pinkie Pie was driving 60 miles an hour in her delivery van, she was making the gasping noise she made when she first met Twilight Sparkle.
Meanwhile, in another part of Ponyville
Snips: *Waiting for Pinkie Pie* Ugh. Where is that pink fool?
Pinkie Pie: *Driving towards Snips*
Snips: *Sees Pinkie Pie driving towards him then screams*
Pinkie Pie: *Runs into Snips*
Stop the song. As Pinkie Pie ran into Snips, an explosion was heard at Sweet Apple Acres. Rainbow Dash was reading a newspaper, while Derpy was sitting next to her.
Applejack: *Walks out of her farm with shaving cream on her face* What was that noise?
Rainbow Dash: The sound of inner stupidity my friend.
Pinkie Pie: *Laying next to Snips on top of her delivery van with ringing bells going around her head*
The End
