In heaven, the police are British, the lovers are Italian, the chefs are French, the engineers are German, and the bankers are Swiss.
In hell, the police are German, the lovers are Swiss, the chefs are British, the engineers are French, and the bankers are Italian.
So I am left wondering where Americans fit in. Though it is quite possible that Americans are the maids and janitors, or something like that. :) Nobody get offended, please. This is just my rambling.
btw, I own nothing. I got it from link
In hell, the police are German, the lovers are Swiss, the chefs are British, the engineers are French, and the bankers are Italian.
So I am left wondering where Americans fit in. Though it is quite possible that Americans are the maids and janitors, or something like that. :) Nobody get offended, please. This is just my rambling.
btw, I own nothing. I got it from link
1.I'm normally not a praying man,but if you're up there,please save me Superman!(Homer)
2.(Homer is looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay.)Hee hee!Look at this country!"You are gay!"
3.Please don't eat me!I have a wife and kids.Eat them!(Homer)
4.You tried your best and you failed miserably.The lesson is-never try!(Homer)
5.Remember,you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.(Bart)
6.Grandpa:Are we there yet?
Homer:No
Grandpa:Are we there yet?
Homer:No
Grandpa:Are we there yet?
Homer:No
Grandpa:......Where are we going?
7.Mr.Burns:No one will want to kiss me after this,eh,Smithers?
Smithers:Well,it's their loss,sir.
